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I'll play but only if I can be a lesbian barbarian with an elf girlfriend
I'll play but only if I can be a lesbian barbarian with an elf girlfriend I mostly just game with the same people and have for , you know , 30 or so - but every now and then I interact with outsiders and then I think "Oh , yeah , that's why people think D&D players are huge losers" . I suppose I shouldn't judge , but then again as a counterpoint , why not ? People often ask "40 , why are the overwhelming majority of vampires Christians ?" It's rather simple really , people like things that they can relate to - and there's a lot of similarities between vampires and our lord and savior Jesus Christ . For instance , you have to invite Jesus into your heart - he can't come in on his own . Just like a vampire can't enter your house without being invited - aside from a master vampire in his home area of course . Also much like vampires are repelled by the sign of the cross Jesus is also not a big fan of crucifixes , for obvious reasons . And of course , the sacrament of holy communion obviously speaks to the dietary needs of the vampire . Add on top of that Jesus's resurrection from the dead and the vampire's "crossing over" and you can see how there's a lot of parallels there . Besides which the main themes of Christian are ones of forgiveness and redemption - which is definitely going to appeal to the undead . I mean think about it , what do you and I really have to be sorry about - I mean REALLY sorry . We're born in original sin and all that , but mostly we're just selfish and lazy - which is bad for sure , but doesn't really emotionally effect us in a way that makes us crave salvation . A vampire on the other hand , being a slave to their dark desires have a lot to feel like they need forgiveness for - even the good ones that become cops on the night shift . It's akin to how the Samurai of Japan were attracted to Christianity when it first started coming around in Japan - they were professional murders , no matter how justified you feel you are in doing that kind of thing it's going to weigh on you - and then a religion comes around that offers you salivation and promises that all your dark deeds will be washed away ? That's a winning proposition . Somebody asked me the other day "What is your blog about ?" and I was all like "Well . . . ." Please write a short essay on what you think this blog is about . I have a pile of running shoes that no longer feel comfortable to me but I "can't" throw them out because they still function fine as shoes you know ? Which is stupid because they're no good to anyone . Who wants used running shoes ? My ankle was bothering me for a couple days and I think part of is my shoes so I decided to see how often the "experts" say you should replace them . Pretty consistently "they" say you should get a new pair every 300--500 miles . At first I thought this was an outrageous lie to sell more expensive running shoes but thinking back every time I get a new pair they really only seem comfortable for the first 3-4 months . Which is annoying . It never ends . Because of said ankle issue I did a couple work-outs for people with a busted wheel . Now , I know that not skinny or even "normal" but I thought I was slimming down some - but there's nothing like doing a bunch of sit-ups and crunches to remind you how flabby you are . Having that big belly bobbing right in your face is kind of a downer . Speaking of (not really) I tell you this , those women in the Peleton commercial are pretty good looking . Tomorrow is my birthday - please send me your tributes in the form of novellas about an alternate history where Dracula becomes president after Lincoln is assassinated . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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The Delgados first commercial release came with the inclusion of their track "Liquidation Girl" on the compilation album 'Skookum Chief Powered Teenage Zit Rock Angst . After which rather than signing to a record label , they started their own- Chemikal Underground - which they released their own albums and also some from other local bands , including Mogwai and Arab Strap . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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What is your blog about? Most consistently I would say it’s hilarious typos - case in point, Christianity offering salivation. I’m picturing all of those drooling sinners being redeemed. Feliz cumpleaños! 🎂🎁❤️🎉🧝♀️(That last one is your elf girl)
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