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Sorry, I was drunk.  

greekphilosopher 61M
1448 posts
5/21/2017 12:53 pm

Last Read:
2/3/2023 8:09 am

Sorry, I was drunk.




I am now calling myself the sultan Greek philosopher, as I have a little harem on tow! The collection is growing!!! Women like PURPLE, how many times do I have to say it? Trust me! I think I even have some purple on me, always! The harem is probably to remain virtual, but you never know...
Arrangements are frantically been made for acquiring a 12 seater mini bus, just in case, as I hear they all want to go shopping together. I got them all some high viz lipsticks, so I don't lose them at the mall. I have green and purple! They can use any one, or both together!

Sorry, I was drunk . What do you think of that one? Have you ever heard it?
( Hope not from the person you spend last night with, after they just woke up and took a look at you! )
Does the "drunk" person get's exonerated? Is it even a good excuse?

Could it be, that when someone is drunk, they are also more honest as they do not care, for what feelings to show and express? Kind of thing like do with their innocence. Or is it just beer goggles and no brain, feelings, instinct, or thought? I think when someone is drunk, as well as been silly, they are actually more honest than when sober. I do not include those who drink and become aggressive or looking for a fight in my thought here. It is just the "good" drunks, and not the "bad" ones, for now. You hear the truth from drunks and , they say.

"Sorry, I was drunk" as an excuse, does not cut it for me.
I know what it means, ( Only from what my friends tell me, of course! Never from my last nights partner! ) or why it may be used as an excuse for something done, said, or not. Even instead of " you are not my type", but a bad excuse, all round. Are you happy with that excuse? I personaly prefer the truth.

A couple of drunk jokes today.

I woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.
I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan.
"What are you doing?" I asked her.
She said "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very
Drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself ,"I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."

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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the husband. 'It is 3 o'clock in the morning.' He slams

the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his wife. 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push!'

'Did you help him?' she asks. 'No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the
Morning and it is pouring rain outside!'

His wife said, 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we
broke down

and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself!'

The man gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, 'Hello. Are you still
there?'

'Yes,' comes back the answer.

'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.

'Yes! Please!' comes the reply from the
darkness.

'Where are you?' asks the husband.

'Over here on the swing!' replies the drunk.




greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/21/2017 12:53 pm

Now, someone, please pass me a drink please. Cheers.


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
5/21/2017 1:40 pm

this IS AN awesome COLOUR COMBINATION keep it!!! i AM GOING BACK TO BEING #1

(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/21/2017 1:56 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    this IS AN awesome COLOUR COMBINATION keep it!!! i AM GOING BACK TO BEING #1
Oh pocogato, you mean it's true? Will I need something bigger that 12 seats? Thanx for popping in.


qwerty1231237_ 33M
859 posts
5/21/2017 1:57 pm

.cheers



Today i broke my personal record for most consecutive days alive.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/21/2017 2:00 pm

Hey qwerty. Lets drink to that! We can use that excuse as well then! Thanx for visiting.


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
5/21/2017 4:21 pm

i don't know...

i think the shade of purple is kind of hard to see with black font color...i might pick violet or light purple back ground, if you are gonna stay with black font...otherwise, i like purple background with aqua/light blue font color better...the contrast is easy to see on eyes...

just my two cents...


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
5/21/2017 5:18 pm

^^ dammit hinj, now I'm going to be humming "I love you... you love me...."



Interestingly enough I saw a 12 seater bus for sale today while I was looking at new cars... I thought "that'd make a helluva party bus!"


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/21/2017 10:11 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    i don't know...

    i think the shade of purple is kind of hard to see with black font color...i might pick violet or light purple back ground, if you are gonna stay with black font...otherwise, i like purple background with aqua/light blue font color better...the contrast is easy to see on eyes...

    just my two cents...
Thanx japaneseass. Still at testing stage ha ha. Light purple and black text sounds good. Thanx for visiting.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/21/2017 10:15 pm

    Quoting  :

hey hinj1. The internet says women like blue, so it must be true, no? You may be different! See you at the swings! Thanx for visiting.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/21/2017 10:18 pm

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    ^^ dammit hinj, now I'm going to be humming "I love you... you love me...."



    Interestingly enough I saw a 12 seater bus for sale today while I was looking at new cars... I thought "that'd make a helluva party bus!"
Hey tickleplease. Sing louder so I can hear too! Party bus? You are giving me ideas! Thanx for the visit.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/21/2017 10:24 pm

    Quoting  :

Hi hinj1. Love the tubbies. How did you know? I like what you do with the samples for colour of hand bags ha ha! I think light purple and black text looks like the new curtains here! Thanx again.


goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
5/22/2017 2:28 am

Happy drunks and nasty drunks... what a difference.
But I'll stay away from both just to be safe.

Loved that swing joke!

Maybe a lighter purple if you have to? . Or a teal print?
This was a *little* hard to read...


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/22/2017 12:25 pm

    Quoting  :

Hey author.I think it will end up a light purple background with black font. Now come here and cook my sock! Thanx for popping by.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/22/2017 12:29 pm

    Quoting goodatpoetry2:
    Happy drunks and nasty drunks... what a difference.
    But I'll stay away from both just to be safe.

    Loved that swing joke!

    Maybe a lighter purple if you have to? . Or a teal print?
    This was a *little* hard to read...
Hi goodatpoetry. Looks like it will be light purple background and black font. The internet says women like it, I have a mini harem on the go, so it must be true, like all the other things the internet says! I like nice drunks, until they say that "sorry I was drunk" so you seem to take the safe option. I take risks! The swing joke....proper cheek and then some more Thanx for visiting.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
5/22/2017 12:34 pm

Sorry, I was drunk to comment last night!
"Sorry, I was drunk" is a cornered rat's way out, but maybe a cornered rat needs a way out!


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/22/2017 12:42 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Sorry, I was drunk to comment last night!
    "Sorry, I was drunk" is a cornered rat's way out, but maybe a cornered rat needs a way out!
Hey spunky! At least you stayed safe. I have in the far past left comments while under the influence....fun night, but a bit of trouble next morning! Imagine if I was a nasty drunk! And you are right again! A rat that feels cornered, needs to be let out, and hold the cat back, so mouse can run away for ever! Thanx for coming by.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/22/2017 2:18 pm

    Quoting  :

Ahhh hello zara, my number one crush! Since your coming out, there are now a few more added on my harem! And a virtual mini bus, where all sorts would take place! Weird intelligence? Wow! Does that mean crazy, just not certificated, yet? Blue, purple, green and black. Has my number 1 crush got any suggestions for and easy read? Apart from Greek philosophy? Filakia !
Thanx for coming!


shadesofginger2 71F
544 posts
5/22/2017 8:38 pm

Purple is my favorite color and much of that has to do with Prince. But I always liked purple. I like how you're using the different colors for the backgrounds of the posts. It looks great. I like the shade of green you're using (is it teal?) Ginger


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/22/2017 9:31 pm

    Quoting  :

We can not have hurting eyes Zara. Back to the drawing board then. Thanx for letting me know.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/22/2017 9:35 pm

    Quoting shadesofginger2:
    Purple is my favorite color and much of that has to do with Prince. But I always liked purple. I like how you're using the different colors for the backgrounds of the posts. It looks great. I like the shade of green you're using (is it teal?) Ginger
Hey ginger. A multi colour blog? Oh, how fruity! Ha ha, something for every one! Teal , I think it was used in a post. Thanx for popping by.


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
5/23/2017 12:57 pm

my eyes, my eyes - it took forever to read this. . too dark this color purple though i'd love to have a dress that color.

both jokes made me laugh out loud.............

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/23/2017 4:44 pm

    Quoting wickedeasy:
    my eyes, my eyes - it took forever to read this. . too dark this color purple though i'd love to have a dress that color.

    both jokes made me laugh out loud.............
Hey wicked! Sorry about your eyes. Lighter next time. I promise. I don't have a purple dress either! Thanx for popping in. Now, come and give me a push!


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
5/23/2017 7:28 pm

Better have a deep credit card if you are going to be taking that harem shopping.

Vive La Difference


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/24/2017 9:14 am

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Better have a deep credit card if you are going to be taking that harem shopping.
No need for that tickles4us! One of them is a Russian hacker! She got "funds" secured already! Anything you would like me to ask her??? Thanx for visiting.


FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
5/27/2017 6:22 pm

I read blogs for content. And, in general, I find bright colours distracting and annoying.

It appears I am in the minority. Oh well, that's nothing new.

Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
5/28/2017 2:22 am

    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    I read blogs for content. And, in general, I find bright colours distracting and annoying.

    It appears I am in the minority. Oh well, that's nothing new.
Bright colours are just good for bras fmaopls! Maybe I should stick with black and white. I like a bit of colour though. Still playing with it. Thanx for visiting.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/2/2017 1:15 pm

    Quoting  :

Yes Zara, they are. But everyone to their own, as they say. In your case you better stay away from your fav poison when near your ex, and then come here and bitch about them to your hearts content, or even better, get an effing ticket to London girl! Oh the sweet somethings you can whisper on my ear....


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/12/2017 1:31 pm

    Quoting  :

Hey zara! Stupid people do not get passive-aggressive. Or drunks! They just get a kick in the butt instead. Thanx for the visit.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
6/12/2017 1:35 pm

    Quoting  :

Yes it would zara. What is it with people leaving their blog named "my blog" ??? The suggestion by that man, another good name he he. Thanx for popping by!


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