Ass , ass or ass , nobody asses for free  

40Deuce 42M
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5/13/2017 3:28 pm

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Ass , ass or ass , nobody asses for free

"Hon, it's just guy butt. It won't hurt you."

Jackie Burkhart

I am warning you in advance this will be my worst blog ever . If you continue to read you are accepting all risk for what's going to happen to you . This is not some kind of childish reverse psychology like "this movie is so scary we don't WANT anyone to see it" this is not that . I am sincerely telling you not to proceed .

If you continue to read you are agreeing that I shall be free from all liabilities and claims for damages and/or suits for or by reason of any injury , or death to any person or property , from any cause or causes whatsoever or any part thereof during the term of this agreement in connection herewith , hereby covenants and agrees to indemnify , defend , save and hold harmless the 40Deuce , my agents and employees from all liabilities , charges , expenses and costs on account of or by reason of any such injuries , deaths , liabilities , claims , suits or losses however occurring or damages growing out of the same .

Sometimes people come to my door . And at this time of the year when the weather is arm by the time I get pants and a shirt on to go answer said door the people are usually starting to leave , but then they see the answer the door and they turn back to annoy me with whatever dumb thing they want to talk about . The lesson is if I learn to get dressed just every so slightly more slowly I won't have to deal with these animals who blatantly ignore my "no soliciting" sign .

40 , just don't answer the door

I wish I could , I really do .

As we all know my blog is terrible and everyone hates it - you guys know most of all because you read it you know ? But thankfully one of my good , good friends has told me what the problem is . Speaking of which why didn't any of you other a-holes say anything ? Friggin' a-holes .

The reason my blog is such a critical and financial failure is because I don't post "gratuitous or salacious" pics of my ass . I honestly had no idea people were into guy butt . I'm not sure why anyone would want to see my ass but never let it be said that I don't give the people what they want . Now the salaciousness of my ass is clearly debatable but you can't deny that it is completely gratuitous .

Now if you had asked me before I embarked on this ass photo sessions I would have told you that I had an "okay" ass . I mean most of my body is disgusting but I thought my ass was decent . Man was I wrong . I mean are those stretch marks ? What the hell ? It's barely even an ass - where does the ass end and the back of the thigh begin ? I sure as fuck don't know . Maybe it would look better with some tanner on it ? It's mess up bro .

It's kind of hard to take a picture of your ass too . I often wonder with all the pics on these here website Meelp , Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now , how people are able to get such good shoots of their (usually unsightly) nether regions . Are there that many people in this world who have someone that can take nude pictures for them ?

But that's nothing compared to penis photography . It's even more tricky because you got a time limit you know ? You gotta strike while that iron is hot . Particularly for me as a very few of you know , my dick tends to get bored easily . I have no problem getting erections (yet) but if the action doesn't get going pretty quickly the Hulk turns back into harmless Bruce Banner pretty quickly . So complain about all the dick pics in the world if you want but keep in mind that there's some skill involved there .

I took this one day to make Matchboobs laugh when she was having a tough week . I got the idea when I heard a dude shouting "Dollfucker !" at another dude . Not sure if there was some context there or if that's just a unique go-to insult that guy has .

Speaking of the other day when I was getting home from work two geniuses came tearing up my street in their peiceofshitmobile hauling ass in a residential area for no particular reason . They see me , come screeching to a halt , throw their shit in reverse and come screeching back a few feet so they could yell (BANNED HATE SPEECH) at me and then peel out .

This made me so happy . I take a perverse joy in seeing people act mega-stupid . It made my day . We only have a limited time on this earth and most of that is spent fulfilling various obligations - there's very little time we get to do what we want . And that's what they chose to do with their time on this planet . That's just funny I don't care who you are .

Speaking of I spotted some assholes the other day . Not the every day-to-day assholes we all encounter all the time but the real deal - like college movie villain level assholes . Walk into a place , knock of a dude's hat , start eating people's food off their plates , shouting and being douches type assholes . And here's the kicker - they weren't young ! Normally when you have a legit asshole sighting they're young dude bros but these guys were middle aged .

Honest dyed in the wool middle age fratboy style assholes . It was fascinating .

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goodatpoetry2 70M
16574 posts
5/13/2017 3:51 pm

I won't even discuss the first part of this post. . It's too disgusting to even mention. . amp;
Why didn't you warn me? . What's wrong with you?
( Never mind, I don't have that much time right now anyway. )

We had a drinking party being held in our pool last week, and now we're getting one whole side of the pool fence replaced.
These were late 20 somethings.
Nowadays, if they're under 30 they seem to act like 16 year old's used to.

40Deuce replies on 5/14/2017 4:15 pm:
That's mildly terrifying , people don't grow out of being violent sociopaths anymore ?

BiggLala 48F  
28383 posts
5/13/2017 4:44 pm

That's an ass made for nibbling...and possibly...well, ya know!

Quite gratuitous and salacious indeed. Harley Quinn is definitely a great touch!

Assholes are fascinating.

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40Deuce replies on 5/14/2017 4:15 pm:
Ass nibbler

Red_Elf 47F  
618 posts
5/13/2017 5:23 pm

Ok...that did get weird

MOST of the time I'm well behaved...but if you weren't, and, enjoyed having your ass handed to you, visit my blog and become a subscriber. There you can read all about how I am actively authoring, and rewriting, my life .

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40Deuce replies on 5/14/2017 4:16 pm:
Sure but you appear to have suns for eyeballs so it's a sliding scale right ?

tickles4us 58M
7196 posts
5/13/2017 6:24 pm

They must have been late graduates of the asshole academy. Probably held back for years due to mental deficiencies. I'm sure they have a bright future.

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40Deuce replies on 5/14/2017 4:16 pm:
Maybe become an asshole later in life is a new trend

smartasswoman 62F  
33037 posts
5/13/2017 7:32 pm

I'm just giggling picturing you trying to take that picture.

Back when I bothered to take gratuitously sexy pictures, a webcam, and the PhotoBooth program on my laptop were my weapons of choice.

40Deuce replies on 5/14/2017 4:17 pm:
It's worth a giggle for sure

justskin1 68M
11665 posts
5/13/2017 8:28 pm

A quite interesting and amusing post though I admit to closing my eyes and sliding past the pics real fast. ( Hope you are not insulted.) I can very much relate to your dick pic conundrum/difficulty as I too have the Hulk to David Banner due to boredom problem with getting a good pic. (BTW I like that turn of phrase.) That is why if my dick is showing it may look interested but not really alert. Thank you for pointing out this situation for the women. We can only hope they understand.
Keep on blogging my son for many will bless you though not all as this is Meelp and the surreal world.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.

40Deuce replies on 5/14/2017 4:18 pm:
That seems fair

wickedeasy 70F  
32437 posts
5/14/2017 2:08 pm

this looks like a cover up to me

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

40Deuce replies on 5/14/2017 4:18 pm:
How so ?

superbjversion2 65F
20142 posts
5/14/2017 5:51 pm

I'm not sure if those are stretch marks or just boxer wrinkle imprints.

btw - thanks to your non-borrowed-from-the-net pictures, this is NOT your worst blog ever.

Sex is to Fun as Square is to Rectangle

40Deuce replies on 5/15/2017 5:47 pm:
Which one is the worst ? The one where I talked about college sports ?

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