Put your lips on the butt  

40Deuce 41M
5637 posts
10/16/2016 2:01 pm

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Put your lips on the butt


I was going to post a whole thing about how gross smokers are but there doesn't seem to be any point really . We all know the deal .

I know its really hard to quit smoking but people never really seem to have a reason why they started . The only answer I've ever got was just recently where a co-worker said they did it to piss of their parents . Which seems legit . If that's your goal cutting seems cheaper though .

I have long thought that Samoa Joe has the best intro on twitter "My name is Joe, I kick people for money. It's a pretty sweet gig." but I think maybe Candice LeRae has him beat with "I touch dicks and bitches for cash"

So a man's wife falls into a coma . And the doctor says to him "I'm not going to sugar coat this , this is very serious , there's not a good chance that your wife is ever going to wake up . But I do know one thing that may work ." The man says he'll try anything and the doctor says "It sounds strange but if you go into there and have oral sex with her she might wake up - it's a longshot but I've seen it work before" . So the man goes in there but he comes back out after a couple minutes and says "Are you sure about this doc , I feel like she's choking ."

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smartasswoman 61F  
29286 posts
10/16/2016 3:26 pm

Haha, good one.

I fully acknowledge that it was ridiculous for me to start smoking. I was already out of college for gods sake. For me it had to do with my "lifestyle" at that time which was a lot of going to bars to hear music. Drinking and smoking went together. Not so much anymore, now that bars are nonsmoking.


40Deuce replies on 10/16/2016 7:32 pm:
Got it , you wanted to be cool - I support that

HappyChick43 47F  
1040 posts
10/16/2016 3:51 pm

I've laughed at that joke before when it was all new to me, can't now sorry duece, it's gone into granpa jokedom.
Smoking, never done it, never will. I'll die of something else that's far more trendy to die from.


40Deuce replies on 10/16/2016 7:33 pm:
Joke ? How dare you , that's a very sad story about sexual abuse of coma victims . You have a lot of growing up to do madam .

wildoats19622 56M
3530 posts
10/16/2016 8:59 pm

Cigar smoke helps repel mosquitoes when you're out fishing. They are also handy for lighting fuses on the fireworks you can't get in Iowa.

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40Deuce replies on 10/17/2016 5:00 pm:
Or for the dynamite used for fishing ?

HappyChick43 47F  
1040 posts
10/19/2016 8:29 pm

    Quoting HappyChick43:
    I've laughed at that joke before when it was all new to me, can't now sorry duece, it's gone into granpa jokedom.
    Smoking, never done it, never will. I'll die of something else that's far more trendy to die from.
I'm done growin, my butt size tells the story.


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