Three yoga poses for meatier juicier erections  

40Deuce 42M
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6/11/2017 7:13 am

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6/12/2017 4:43 pm

Three yoga poses for meatier juicier erections

I don't know what his hairstyle is called but I fucking love it !



In the summer the winter storms seem far away but they are coming nonetheless . You know what I mean ?

I've decided a good name for my look is Resting Funeral Face . Funerals are weird (brilliant insight eh ? ) because someone is dead and a couple people are super sad , but everyone else is just kind of hanging out and being normal - talking about their weekend plans and laughing and carrying on . Which is kind of understandable because you only see your distant family members at funerals . I tell you this much I doubt any distant cousins from California will be coming to my funeral . Not that I want a funeral but as my sister said "you'll be dead , we can do whatever we want" .

I recall my aunt ripping me a new one when I was a because I wasn't "sad enough" at her 's funeral . I feel like I acted appropriately for a funeral but I wasn't sad - that guy was a real asshole . I remember another time an aunt sent me a snotty letter accusing me of not being at her husband's funeral and the I actually was there - she just didn't remember . Now that I think about it I had another aunt/funeral incident as well - maybe my aunts just don't like me ?



Eagle pose . Doesn't seem like it would be good since you're smashing your junk but junk smashing is actually an important component to better erections - within reason . When you release your legs ALL of the blood comes flooding into the junk , preparing the penis area for some sweet , sweet , loving ! You may pass out , but that's fine - consent beforehand so your partner doesn't get arrested .



Reclining angle pose . I saw Gary Oldman do this once . Which is a strange thing to see . This bad bow stretches the inner thighs and openg the hips for a wider range of fucking motions . Also it helps to shed layers of anxiety and ferment feelings of natural openness and sense of intimacy . It improves blood flow to the junk area immediately and where the blood goes , so does the energy and vitality . Plus if you get really good at it you can suck your own dick - if you're into that . You masturbate with your own hand right ?



Side crow pose . This move is excellent for releasing deep tension in the hips , putting the mind in total chill mode . By bringing your attention to your breath , you move away from your thoughts and into the present moment . This enhances your ability to create a sense of sexual intimacy with your partner - and as we all know intimacy is what makes you hard as a fucking rock . Plus if you can pull this off it means you're in good enough shape a woman might want you on top of her . MIGHT .

40 , why are all these pictures of women when this is about getting erections ?

Because men don't do yoga silly , even if it means better erections .

What about gay men ?

They don't need any help getting erections buddy , they're good to go .

Trope of the day - Chivalrous Pervert

He can't stop ogling the ladies . But unlike some who ogle the ladies , he actually cares about them as people . Woe betide anyone who wrongs women , for he's watching you like a hawk - when he's not watching them , that is . Undoubtedly the best type of pervert . Always a good guy and just to reaffirm that he's a good guy , they'll occasionally give him a rival in the form of an actually dangerous pervert who would cross the boundaries the Chivalrous one never could . Such a serious Chivalrous Pervert is very likely to also be an Ethical Slut with a benevolent For Happiness morality . However , it could also be that some part of him might also believe that Sex Is Evil and make him feel guilty about his "immoral" horniness and overcompensate for it by being extra nice . Or his hypersexuality could be an outlet for more complex personal issues, often making him The Woobie .

Compare Handsome Lech , whose morals are a bit more loose but not as much as the villainous perv ; Covert Pervert , who is also sympathetic but in no way vocal about their . . . tastes ; and Lovable Sex Maniac , who fulfills the latter half of this page's title but most certainly not the former and tends to go for the Rule of Funny . A Chivalrous Pervert who prefers to spy on those of his preferred gender may be The Peeping Tom . The Dirty Old Man will often be this , or at least act the part , if for no other reason than his being too physically weak to commit sexual atrocities . Also compare his Distaff Counterpart , the Good Bad Girl . May end up setting a girl to Pervert Revenge Mode or even an Unprovoked Pervert Payback . Contrast the Chaste Hero and Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny .


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40Deuce 42M
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6/11/2017 7:15 am

Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile
Yes I do
It fills my heart with sunshine all the while
Yes it does
Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine.

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lili202000 31F
17 posts
6/11/2017 7:34 am

wow nice


smartasswoman 61F  
31203 posts
6/11/2017 7:41 am

That hairdo looks like a backwards French braid (usually French braids start at the forehead and go back toward the nape of your neck). I'm not sure how one would even accomplish the reverse, I think the model would have to be hanging her head over a chair or something. Anyway agreed, it's very cool.

Your yoga commentary has been pure gold lately but I am fairly sure that my mind will never be in "chill" mode when attempting crow or side crow.


40Deuce replies on 6/12/2017 4:44 pm:
That's what you're working towards through right ?

vanbumlvr 52M  
338 posts
6/11/2017 8:14 am

Don't forget downward dog. All those fine lycra clad female derrieres in down dog always tends to give me one.


40Deuce replies on 6/12/2017 4:45 pm:
Remember when down dog was just a charity for dogs with down syndrome - how times change

wildoats19622 57M
3530 posts
6/11/2017 10:53 am

When I was 14 I happened to see a show called "Lilias, Yoga, and You." Being 14 my first thought was, she's a babe, I'll watch this. The cameraman would get these really interesting angles on the asanas. One day she got into an inverted position that left me thinking, if I did that I could suck my own dick. I was young and spry and could bend into all kinds of positions. I won't say that I couldn't bend enough to get into the proper position. I was in the proper position, only I suffered from a common male malady. I had overestimated the size of my dick. It was too short for me to reach it.

Such is life

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40Deuce replies on 6/12/2017 4:46 pm:
Or was your neck too short ?

wickedeasy 69F  
32303 posts
6/11/2017 11:31 am

would you suck our own dick if you could? I am not so sure. part of the joy is watching someone do it, no?


I do asanas for my back but none of the fancy stuff. I found that yoga clss annoyed me too much to ever really get into it.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


40Deuce replies on 6/12/2017 4:47 pm:
Sure , but you can't always get someone to watch you know ?

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