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A chainsaw started it all
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A chainsaw started it all Since the holes in my britches seem be a pretty popular subject I figured I would have a little story time along with a photo. Ha ha Back 12-13 years ago we use to a bit of cards during the winter and there was always a sense of competition, having out bid, and out the others in the group. One evening the card game got pretty competitive and our normal bets of five and ten dollars just didn't hold up. At the end of the night, I was the proud new owner, of a well used trailer house. Ha ha it was no big deal, I had a couple of employees, and make things easier I figured we would move the trailer about twenty miles, and my employee's could live in it, and that would keep them close work. The day came move the trailer, I had already moved a tractor to pull the trailer house with, my two employees show up in one of my old trucks that they used to get to the jobs, and a ex gf was driving my truck. We disconnected everything, loaded all the cement blocks and were just about ready to start the twenty mile drive. There was some low hanging limbs in the way, so I grabbed the chainsaw and started cutting them out of the way. I was streched out cutting a limb and the chainsaw kicked back and by the time I got it under control it had my leg. Luckily I had a set of keys in that pocket which kept the majority of the chainsaw out of my leg. It cut a slice across the upper leg of my britches, and just a little of my leg. Barely enough blood run down my leg. We went on and got the trailer house moved. Now the britches I was wearing were almost new, and I don't like waste anything, I kept wearing them for every day. As I did the slice kept getting a little bigger as time went on. Pretty soon they were what I air conditioned. They would let a nice breeze blow up my leg on a windy day. Ha ha I didn't attention the hole, but one day I had stopped for lunch at the little coffee shop about twenty miles south of me. Sitting at a table eating my lunch alone, I don't know what I was thinking about, or if it was just a random hard on that guys get during the day, but the female manager of the coffee shop kinda walked up behind me and ask me a question. I turned to look at her, and the picture I will include is what she saw. Ha ha she was asking a question and never slowed down when I heard OH MY God!!!! She spun around and walked the other way. Later we laughed about it, and I don't know that I ever answered her question. Ha ha anyhow this is a old picture and the same pair of britches that the chainsaw got ahold of. And what about gave the gal a heart attack. Ha ha  Anything worth doing is worth doing right |
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A post to get it started, have a great day everyone Anything worth doing is worth doing right
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you should have tole her, it's a designer jeans...you paid fortune for it...that's what the young kids nowadays do...lol...oh boy, i was mad, when my daughter back in the day, totally ruined her brand new Levis I just bought it for her, with a cheese grater and shredded the jeans, make it with bunches of holes...
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you should have tole her, it's a designer jeans...you paid fortune for it...that's what the young kids nowadays do...lol...oh boy, i was mad, when my daughter back in the day, totally ruined her brand new Levis I just bought it for her, with a cheese grater and shredded the jeans, make it with bunches of holes... Anything worth doing is worth doing right
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So tell me, was that the last time you wore them? lol
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He wanted to hear what she had to say too 
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So tell me, was that the last time you wore them? lol Anything worth doing is worth doing right
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He wanted to hear what she had to say too Anything worth doing is worth doing right
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Well the result was def very, very sexy Big! Cept, so glad you had those "keys in your pocket", and you didn't really hurt yourself! Have to be careful with "chainsaws"! Much rather a woman's gentle touch, eh?!  ..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'! (Remember if you feel like taking part in some sexy fun then click here!) Come on Some Sketch Fun And Now How About 39Me39 Watching 39You39 If you39d like that Please Comment - So if you would like - click here as well!
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Well the result was def very, very sexy Big! Cept, so glad you had those "keys in your pocket", and you didn't really hurt yourself! Have to be careful with "chainsaws"! Much rather a woman's gentle touch, eh?! Anything worth doing is worth doing right
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