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~~ Aphrodisiacs,, Food and Sex ð
ððŧðēð Foods That Should Be Aphrodisiacs, But Arenât. {Remember, most of this is "tongue in cheek" ) By LaRosaKnows September 20, 20 Bratwurst It's phallic, sure. And gals wear shirts proclaiming they just looove bratwurst to let the world know that they actually looove them some dick. But how's it gonna look when that sausage you're feeding her is bigger than your... sausage? Meat Loaf Wait, did you actually think this should be an aphrodisiac? Why? Because it contains the words ÃĒÂÂMeatÃĒÂÂ and ÃĒÂÂLoafÃĒÂÂ in one word, and that kind of sounds filthy? You disgust me. Get of here. Leave the Meat Loaf. Ice Cream Sundae Sour milk. That's what both of you will smell like when you start rubbing copious amounts of dairy all over each others T&A's. It only gets worse if one of you is lactose. Watermelon Look, believe me, I get it. Watermelons are juicy, about the size of one of Christina Hendricks boobs, and hell- you two can playfully spit the seeds onto each other. You know what? I looked at this photo for a couple of hours, and I take it all back. Christina Hendricks eating a watermelon IS an aphrodisiac. Chili Peppers I know they're red and "muy caliente!"(very hot) But unless you're into BDSM and really looking for some punishment, skip the flaming hot chilis. Please. I'm crying just thinking about the rash this poor girl would have on her hoo-ha. Fondue You really think you're going to get laid after eating an entire POT full of cheese and trumpeting all the way home? Yes. I said "trumpeting." Because that is exactly what will happen instead of you getting some. Kumquat Cum-not. Sushi Ever eaten sushi? It's awkward. There's no dainty way to shove a fistful of rice and raw fish into your mouth. Sure, everything seems totally sexy when you put that spicy tuna roll on your... spicy tuna roll. But how are you going to be able to have sex with someone after you watch a piece of raw fish get chewed up in their mouth? The mouth that you now have to make out with? Gross. It's gross. Spaghetti and Meatballs He's a . And that ***should have figured out that sharing a plate of spaghetti and meatballs is a sign that your date is cheap as shit. |
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Awesome Pal. Happy Monday. Hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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9/16/2019 8:23 am |
great post my friend. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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This was definitely different lol, some I would not of guessed would be on here. I hope you are enjoying your Monday.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Awesome Pal. Happy Monday. Hugs V 
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great post my friend.
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A double meaning ?
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This was definitely different lol, some I would not of guessed would be on here. I hope you are enjoying your Monday..
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