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Blogs > CaptainDilfCT > The Adventures of Cap'n Crazy!

I Can't Even  

CaptainDilfCT 40M
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5/22/2018 1:40 am
I Can't Even

Lately my job has really been bringing out my sarcastic side. I mean really. I can't keep this locked inside anymore

Driver walks in and says "I have a delivery."

I turned and said to the guy "You mean you AREN'T here for the Irish step dancing class?"

Another driver I told "Really? I wouldn't have guessed that!"

I told a third driver "Sucks for you! I'm here for the party!"

That was just today. I've come up with plenty quick little one liners since I started here. It's really helping my comedic repertoire

Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way

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