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The Bad
The Bad Some first messages that did put a smile on my face, but for the wrong reasons. - My dad thinks you’d be good for me - You remind me of my alarm clock. I would tap the shit out of that every morning. - You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what that pussy needs. - Let’s play barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I cum in. - You like jigsaw puzzles? Let’s go to my room and put our pieces together. - Can I come and sniff you senseless? - You’re like my little toe. I would bang you on every piece of furniture I have. More coming soon x |
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Haha the big toe one is excellent I would reply to all of these,,, except maybe the sniffing one.. but then.. things are getting a little desperate
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All clichés put aside, some of them are humorous - you'll have to give them that And I'd worry a little about letting someone sniff me senseless ... Cheers my lady - P
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