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Blogs > Pringles0510 > No penny for my thoughts

Dear Santa  

Pringles0510 49F
282 posts
12/23/2016 1:07 am
Dear Santa
Ever since I was about 9, I have never asked for anything. Except for my family's health and happiness, which isn't really something you provide.
This year, however, there is one thing that would make me very very happy.

My car is leaking oil, fuel and cooling fluid. The ABS pump is fucked and the entire thing is about to fall to pieces really. Please note, I'm not asking this for my own benefit (entirely). If it was just for me I would never dare to ask.

I'm not a selfish person. Always kind and helpful. Except maybe when I'm an evil hormonal sadistic demon spawned bitch, who will make you wish you were never born. But this doesn't happen very often. Honestly... Just once or twice a year at most. And I always give people a heads up to stay clear. So they can't say they haven't been warned if they get in my way.

Haven't told a lie since primary school and put people close to me always before myself (if I'm not in demon spawned bitch state, but they forgive me for that, so I'm sure you can as well).

Taking all this into consideration, I'm sure you will find I'm worthy a Christmas pressy - I certainly do.

It doesn't have to be a big fancy car. Just a small fiat or peugeot will do me just fine.

Many thanks in advance and have a very merry Christmas.

xxx
lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
12/23/2016 6:46 am

 Ho! Ho! Ho!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, Pringles!
Porches are small but I don't know if I have room for one in my bag. Maybe you can help empty my "sack" ......just wait for me under your tree dressed like that on Saturday night.


Pringles0510 replies on 12/23/2016 9:06 am:
Magic!! Use your magic to make it fit.
Merry Christmas.
x

heartshapedcock2 40M

12/23/2016 5:01 am

 Mmmmm, can I have you for Christmas, I've been good I promise


Pringles0510 replies on 12/23/2016 9:05 am:
I'm sure you have been very good all year, actually no - I'm not buying it for a second!!! Not enough of me to go around unfortunately, so won't find me under the tree on Christmas Day.
Merry Christmas! Hope you have a great time.
x

justmyself4u 55M
467 posts
12/23/2016 4:15 am

 Santa will listen to your request, Pringle, you will get a pressy from him. He will definitaly get you a big pressy when he comes down the chimney and find you like that, an even bigger pressy he has for you.

Merry Christmas, Pringle, stay safe and enjoy the holidays
xxxx

PS
Lovely picture of a gorgeous Lady


Pringles0510 replies on 12/23/2016 9:03 am:
Dankjewel.
Jij ook hele fijne kerstdagen! Ga je naar ons kikkerlandje voor de feestdagen?
x

Ienjoythetaste 75M
2560 posts
12/23/2016 1:31 am

 Very reasonable requests, good luck.

Would love to find you under my Christmas tree or better still in my bed.

Enjoy Christmas
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Pringles0510 replies on 12/23/2016 9:01 am:
Thanks. Hope you have a great Christmas as well.
x

proteus_2a 58M
7979 posts
12/23/2016 1:13 am

 A gorgeous picture my lady !
Stay safe !

Cheers - P


Pringles0510 replies on 12/23/2016 1:17 am:
Thanks x
And you as well.

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