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Welcome to Northern Michigan! Where it can be 50 degrees one day and a blizzard the next. Its fantastic!! So, here we are, it's the middle of a blizzard once again, and all I can think about is when in the hell is this winter going to end. Between sickness and the roads it was a skeleton crew at work yesterday. Even Boss #2 wasn't there, which meant, Boss #1 was free to roam, wreaking havoc and leaving a trail of destruction in his path. My days are infinitely more interesting when it's just him, I find myself being asked to do things like take his picture for the corporate structure board. Easy task, you may think... But it's actually very grueling. You will literally take 20 to 25 pictures in 18 different locations with varying degrees of lighting before he finally lands on one. "I don't like my chin in this one. It looks deformed." "I look like I had skin grafts in this." "I can't use this, look at those bumps on my forehead." Finally landing on one he will agree to use is not the end of the process. It still has to be printed and looked at by him for his approval. "I don't like this. Something is coming out of my nose. Look at that black spot." Ugh!! "It's fine! That's your nostril. Nobody is going to see it, your picture is like feet up on the wall." "I don't like my chin, can't you smooth that ??" "No, I can't smooth that , it's a cleft chin." Shoot me now.... We'll see how long these photos last on the structure board. I'll be sure to look Monday morning when I head back to my office to see if they are still there. |
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It's a shame you couldn't Photoshop it...maybe add a carrot where his nose was supposed to be. Or a large zit where his cleft chin is. But he probably wouldn't see the humor in either of those choices....
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Hi secret_lade thanks for sharing your pain with me people usually don't aske me to take pics, because, two or three is all you are going to get now, don't get me wrong I'm patient, and I think I have a good eye for the right shot but, I'm not wasting time on hundreds of pics just sayin' if I was the company photographer that would be a different story for a different post it was 67 degrees today in god's country I took a video of my grandson taking a beautiful swing in spring baseball I luv the warm weather reminded me of this Lyves - "The Weather" Spin me 'round in circles, I'll be your ecstasy once you're granted in my body Come be with me But I'm watching you, watching you bluff I'm watching you, watching you bluff You're just like the weather And you go colder, colder I'm watching you, watching you bluff I, I I'm watching you bluff, watching you bluff Take me as you want me, Come give me air Even if it's painful, I'll take your hands I'm watching you bluff, watching you bluff Oh, I'm watching you bluff, watching you bluff
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Hi secret_lade thanks for sharing your pain with me people usually don't aske me to take pics, because, two or three is all you are going to get now, don't get me wrong I'm patient, and I think I have a good eye for the right shot but, I'm not wasting time on hundreds of pics just sayin' if I was the company photographer that would be a different story for a different post it was 67 degrees today in god's country I took a video of my grandson taking a beautiful swing in spring baseball I luv the warm weather reminded me of this Lyves - "The Weather" Spin me 'round in circles, I'll be your ecstasy once you're granted in my body Come be with me But I'm watching you, watching you bluff I'm watching you, watching you bluff You're just like the weather And you go colder, colder I'm watching you, watching you bluff I, I I'm watching you bluff, watching you bluff Take me as you want me, Come give me air Even if it's painful, I'll take your hands I'm watching you bluff, watching you bluff Oh, I'm watching you bluff, watching you bluff To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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It's a shame you couldn't Photoshop it...maybe add a carrot where his nose was supposed to be. Or a large zit where his cleft chin is. But he probably wouldn't see the humor in either of those choices....
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When I started my current job they took my picture for my ID and told me, "If you work here for 50 yrs, this pic will always be your ID pic, no do overs". I cringed at the thought because I can take a hundred selfies and delete every one for one reason or another. When they handed it to me I was amazed. It's the best pic I've seen of myself in years.
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lol 😂... Photoshop? 🤔 Photoshop express for phones. 📱Works great! ❗🍷🍷😎 ... powerful and easy to use. 📸⭕
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So your job was to just take pics of your boss?
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2/29/2020 7:01 am |
So your job was to just take pics of your boss?
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lol 😂... Photoshop? 🤔 Photoshop express for phones. 📱Works great! ❗🍷🍷😎 ... powerful and easy to use. 📸⭕ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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2/29/2020 6:14 am |
When I started my current job they took my picture for my ID and told me, "If you work here for 50 yrs, this pic will always be your ID pic, no do overs". I cringed at the thought because I can take a hundred selfies and delete every one for one reason or another. When they handed it to me I was amazed. It's the best pic I've seen of myself in years.
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Did I mention the last photo he took of me had my eyes half shut and my face all contorted because I was literally telling him not to take my picture... And he posted it on our recognition site for all to see in a form of recognition?? It was horrible....
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