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Last night I had a dream...
Last night I had a dream... I had a dream that I was getting romantic with Nose Hairs. Egads.... I heard him talking today about how he didn't have to worry about getting hair cuts anymore because all the 'hair cutting places' are now closed. I'm certain that was meant for my benefit as I told him the other day he needed a hair cut, he was starting to resemble Kaitlin Jenner. He responded with.... Ok Piglet. Which made me realize... this guy is keeping tabs on my faceplace posts. I had posted this because it had made me laugh the moment I saw it and I knew it had to be shared. I pictured myself more as the Pooh Bear though.... |
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well I do for a cut for times a year this would be my Easter cut but it will have to wait yet my side burns are going to get wild and when I try to trim them I fk them up all the time lololol the wife said I might have to color her hair I said im not cheap I know what you pay and since you don't have to drive i'm not cutting you a brake. don't know what see will do about her nails that's out of my hands and hers.
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Between McNoseHairs and McPerv, you're well set for a roll in the hay or three when all of this is over!
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Between McNoseHairs and McPerv, you're well set for a roll in the hay or three when all of this is over!
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dreams r good... go for it. the bear is paranoid.
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Hi secret_lade that's weird how we dream of people we work with I do that 2 reminded me of this one Kenny Loggins - "Return to Pooh Corner" Christopher Robin and I walked along Under branches lit up by the moon Posing our questions to Owl and Eeyore As our days disappeared all too soon But I've wandered much further today than I should And I can't seem to find my way back to the wood So help me if you can, I've got to get Back to the house at Pooh corner by one You'd be surprised there's so much to be done Count all the bees in the hive Chase all the clouds from the sky (chase the clouds from above) Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do Got a honey jar stuck on his nose He came to me asking help and advice And from there no one knows where he goes So I sent him to ask of the owl if he's there How to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear
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If he smokes you could offer to light his cig and use a lighter turned waaay up... Just kind of aim at the nose hairs when you flick your bic/torch. Just be sure to have a glass of water...not alcohol that stuff is flammable you know, to put the resulting bushfire out.
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sorry, sis, that's no dream that's a nightmare 😱😳😵😫
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# me too moment \
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When you told him he needed a haircut were you referring to the hair on his head or the hairs in his nose?
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dreams r good... go for it. the bear is paranoid. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Hi secret_lade that's weird how we dream of people we work with I do that 2 reminded me of this one Kenny Loggins - "Return to Pooh Corner" Christopher Robin and I walked along Under branches lit up by the moon Posing our questions to Owl and Eeyore As our days disappeared all too soon But I've wandered much further today than I should And I can't seem to find my way back to the wood So help me if you can, I've got to get Back to the house at Pooh corner by one You'd be surprised there's so much to be done Count all the bees in the hive Chase all the clouds from the sky (chase the clouds from above) Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do Got a honey jar stuck on his nose He came to me asking help and advice And from there no one knows where he goes So I sent him to ask of the owl if he's there How to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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If he smokes you could offer to light his cig and use a lighter turned waaay up... Just kind of aim at the nose hairs when you flick your bic/torch. Just be sure to have a glass of water...not alcohol that stuff is flammable you know, to put the resulting bushfire out. Vive La Difference
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sorry, sis, that's no dream that's a nightmare 😱😳😵😫
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# me too moment \
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3/27/2020 4:30 pm |
When you told him he needed a haircut were you referring to the hair on his head or the hairs in his nose?
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Frustrating.... Can't get my picture to stay posted. Grrr...
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Should I be concerned that he broke the social distancing rule when he grabbed my hand because I was teasing him for following my faceplace posts? I did immediately whip out my personal hand sanitizer and cleansed the affected area.
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