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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Here, let me help you with that!  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
8/28/2020 4:34 pm
Here, let me help you with that!

My was busy today.... I didn't really have time to take a lunch, so, I ended up getting a small bag of pretzels of the vending machine until I could make time to eat something real.

As usual, my office was a revolving door and I finally had to just eat the pretzels while I dealt with the riff raff.

Wonder was standing across from , gossiping a little about one our coworkers, when I pulled a pretzel out of the bag that had another broken pretzel piece dangling from the side.

Not really paying attention, I went to put the pretzel in my mouth when the dangling piece fell into my shirt and landed in my cleavage crack.

Instinctively, my hand flew up to stop the pretzel from falling all the way into my shirt.

Laughing, I said "Oh crap!"

Before I knew it, Wonder had reached and grabbed the pretzel from inside my shirt and chucked it in the garbage that was sitting on the floor right behind him.

"Um, ! Probably shouldn't have done that, should I."

fairly certain you could hear the two of us laughing all the way to the front of the store.

"Probably not."

I don't think I'll ever be able to see a pretzel again without remembering the on his and how hard we laughed.

TGIF!!

citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
8/29/2020 4:28 pm

 I would have done the same. Call it instinct


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/29/2020 8:00 am
    Quoting pocogato12:
    Hmmm was it a woven or stick pretzel??
It was one of the small Snyder's pretzels... The original kind that look like a knot.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/29/2020 7:57 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I chased a frozen peppermint patty down a girls blouse once, but I was the one who put it there. I never did find that patty, though I looked for it quite a while.
If you never found it.... Did it leave a chocolaty mess to be tended to?? LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/29/2020 7:55 am
    Quoting MyBaffies:
    That was rather inappropriate.

    And a waste of half a pretzel.
I really don't think he realized what he was doing until it had already been done... That was the funny part. Boy Wonder is not one of those creepy, inappropriate people who lay in wait for their moment to pounce....


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
8/29/2020 6:13 am

 Hmmm was it a woven or stick pretzel??
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mc_justmc 63M

8/29/2020 4:45 am

 I chased a frozen peppermint patty down a girls blouse once, but I was the one who put it there. I never did find that patty, though I looked for it quite a while.


MyBaffies 54M
4983 posts
8/29/2020 1:34 am

 That was rather inappropriate.

And a waste of half a pretzel.
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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/28/2020 9:15 pm

 The word gremlins did a number on my post.... Yikes.


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