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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Cheetah Print in the Office  

secret_lade 49F
14388 posts
10/29/2020 11:32 am
Cheetah Print in the Office
Feeling a lil Crazy Cat Lady today....



Most of my day was spent, today, onboarding new employees for tomorrow's orientation.

Days like this are mentally draining... I manage to get people from all walks of life that possess all level of tech skill and not one of them want to listen to the words that are leaving my mouth.

From the over thinker that questions everything and anything....

"Click on that green hyperlink that says 'User Phone Set Up'."

"This link?"

Yes, that lin It is the ONLY fucking GREEN link on the entire page. Do you really have ask??

"The one that says 'User Phone Set Up'?"

Shoot now.

the know-it-all....

"Ok, I need you click the...."

Click, click, clic... pages are opening, tabs are disappearing.

"What are you doing? You need listen what I'm telling you do, I am walking you through the process and you have now logged yourself out of the system. Looks like we have start over from scratch."

Don't be surprised if I shoot you the narrowed eyes of disapproval, you deserve it.

"Oh, oops"

Yah, oops alright.....

I have say, though, nothing irritates more than the mumbler.

I can't STAND the mumbler!

What's that? You're whispering into your fucking mask as we stand six feet apart and I'm insensitive because I make you speak up and clarify yourself??

This is retail people!!

Customers are already cranky and COVID crazed... Don't give them a reason to take it out on you.

So, here I sit now, finally home... Finally relaxing... Finally getting the opportunity to bitch about the stupid new people....

Thank God it's almost Friday!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/1/2020 5:05 am
    Quoting citizen4722:
    I would 'spot' you a mile away with those piercing blue eyes.
    You're trying to make the best out of a bad bunch at work it seems
True story.... Before we had to start wearing masks, nobody ever noticed my eyes. I heard a lot about my smile, but never my eyes.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/1/2020 5:03 am
    Quoting citizen4722:
    I would 'spot' you a mile away with those piercing blue eyes.
    You're trying to make the best out of a bad bunch at work it seems
My last orientation group was less than par. One of the members was actually a no show, deciding to show up 6 hours late to see if he could do it then. Yah, no. He didn't have I-9 documentation or anything. I felt like we'd scraped the bottom of the barrel.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
10/31/2020 9:04 am

 I would 'spot' you a mile away with those piercing blue eyes.
You're trying to make the best out of a bad bunch at work it seems


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/31/2020 4:09 am
    Quoting XHamburgDave:
    Congrats on being recognised for going above and beyond, in the care of your customers

    Have a Happy Halloween and Stay safe You have Beautiful Blue Eyes
Thank you, it feels good sometimes to have someone recognize the extra effort. Makes it worth it!


XHamburgDave 80M
10466 posts
10/31/2020 3:14 am

 Congrats on being recognised for going above and beyond, in the care of your customers

Have a Happy Halloween and Stay safe You have Beautiful Blue Eyes
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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/29/2020 10:51 pm
    Quoting fwblook4unow:
    Beautiful pic btw! Love your piercing blue eyes...such a hottie😘
Thank you


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/29/2020 10:51 pm
    Quoting topherific:
    yikes! the cheetah print mask is cute as hell
Thank you. I found that style of mask doesn't fog up my glasses as much as others.... It fits a little looser on the face. Too bad it took nearly 6 months to discover it.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/29/2020 10:47 pm
    Quoting easy_going2014:
    you look good

    I didn't see any food items on you

    just sayin'

    Tom Jones - " What’s New Pussycat?"

    What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
    What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

    Pussycat, Pussycat
    I've got flowers
    And lots of hours
    To spend with you
    So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
    Pussycat, Pussycat
    I love you
    Yes, I do!
    You and your pussycat nose!

    What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
    What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
    Pussycat, Pussycat
    You're so thrilling
    And I'm so willing
    To care for you
    So go and make up your cute little pussycat eyes!
    Pussycat, Pussycat
    I love you
    Yes, I do!
    You and your pussycat eyes!
It was too early in the day. Lol

I had to take a profile photo for a project I'm working on, this was one that didn't make the cut. I felt it looked a little too close up and had serial killer vibes.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/29/2020 10:42 pm
    Quoting lok4fun500:
    your eyes give away the smile!
Ha ha ha ha A missing-tooth emoji!! I love it!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/29/2020 10:41 pm
    Quoting  :
I deal with so many people on a given day.... I also support your philosophy that most people are idiots and occasionally I encounter an intelligent one. There are a lot of pretenders out there.... A lot of people are only capable of doing what they are told and will not be able to make even the smallest decision without seeking approval.

Those are the 'click on the green link' people.....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/29/2020 10:28 pm
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Ahhh... The mumbler. I know them well.
    Great pic! ❗❗❗😎
Thanks... Looks a little like a mugshot to me. Lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/29/2020 10:26 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    did that mask come with matching panties? I only ask because this is a sex site.....
No, but I do own cheetah print panties. Lol


fwblook4unow 48M
Ask me for a photo

10/29/2020 8:59 pm

 Beautiful pic btw! Love your piercing blue eyes...such a hottie😘


topherific 61M
5209 posts
10/29/2020 7:55 pm

 yikes! the cheetah print mask is cute as hell


easy_going2014 57M
Ask me for a photo
14366 posts
10/29/2020 6:40 pm

 you look good

I didn't see any food items on you

just sayin'

Tom Jones - " What’s New Pussycat?"

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

Pussycat, Pussycat
I've got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To care for you
So go and make up your cute little pussycat eyes!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat eyes!
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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
10/29/2020 5:57 pm
    Quoting secret_lade:
    Can you tell I'm smiling behind all that cheetah print??
your eyes give away the smile!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/29/2020 4:44 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    There they are, those gorgeous blue eyes!!!

    Are you sure that's leopard print? Looks more like stuffed black olives to me......
Shhh.... don't tell anyone, I recycled that olive. Ha ha ha ha


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/29/2020 4:34 pm

 Ahhh... The mumbler. I know them well.
Great pic! ❗❗❗😎


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
10/29/2020 3:50 pm

 There they are, those gorgeous blue eyes!!!

Are you sure that's leopard print? Looks more like stuffed black olives to me......


mc_justmc 63M

10/29/2020 3:27 pm

 did that mask come with matching panties? I only ask because this is a sex site.....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/29/2020 3:00 pm

 Can you tell I'm smiling behind all that cheetah print??


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