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My workday, hour one...
My workday, hour one... If I hadn't known any better, I would have thought yesterday was a Monday. I always arrive to work early. I sit in my car and listen to the music turned up... Psyching myself up for what will probably be a very stressful day. Most of my workdays are stressful. I wait until the last possible minute to walk in, waiting in a lot of cases, for other employees to exit their cars and head in before me. I hate making idle chit chat with people. As usual, someone had remained hidden in their car waiting for me to emerge from my own.... Cause, as usual, they just have a 'quick' question. "Hey, I've been waiting for you. I just have a quick question, I'll walk in with you." Oh, Jesus Christ, what is wrong with people??? "Ok." Fifteen minutes later they are still telling me about their knee replacement surgery and how they are happy to finally be able to have it done. Quick question nowhere in sight.... I have a fucking routine people, a list of things that I do every work morning to get myself set for the day. "What was your question again?" "Oh, yah! I almost forgot! I need to be off work for six weeks, what do I need to do?" Finally..... Still headed to my desk, haven't even been able to punch in yet. I did, however, make it to the COVID intake table to get my temp taken. "Oh good, you're here!" Ugh... Another 'quick question'. "I have done a [training] course three times now and the system won't register it as completed. I really don't want to do it again, it's like an hour long." "Did you call ITS Support and explain to them your issue?" "No, I wanted to run it by you first." Really?? What am I, a fucking miracle worker? Still in my coat and boots, I follow him to the computer lab to log in and show me the defunct training. "Yep, looks like something you need to call ITS Support for. It's not a big deal, I used to have to do this for [Boss #1] all the time because he would always manage to screw up his training." "Do you think they'll fix it?" What ARE you, a fucking moron?? "Yes. I need to get my boots and coat off, I'm roasting." Unlocking my office door, trudging through.... My phone is already ringing, it's the customer contact center. "Hi [applicant] I hear you're having issues with your background consent?" "Yah, it won't let me in." After a few minutes of research, it turns out Moron #2 did not use a real email address when he created his application and now that we are moving him through the hire process he is not receiving the email links for him to complete said background consent. "Why didn't you use your real email address? Now that the process is started, I am unable to go in and modify any information." "I didn't want to get a ton of junk emails." A ton of junk emails you say..... Apparently you didn't want to get any of the necessary, useful emails as well. Looks like you get to start over from scratch douchebag. Wanting a job, but not liking what I had to say, I could hear him biting his tongue on the other end of the line. "Ok, so, when you get your new profile set up, give me a call back. We can go from there." Still no call back from Moron #2. Moron #1 was excited to report ITS Support was able to fix his issue and complete out his training with no issue what-so-ever.... Yah. Imagine that.... Something I told you would happen, happened. I'm a miracle worker. And, there you have it. 8am became 9am before I even knew it. |
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Fortunately, we have a lot of very competent people at work that can assist the rest of the "college degree" shit stains through the day.
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When you're old and grey and sitting in a cold room on a wobbly, orange plastic chair, with the other women - betting your balls of knitting wool on 'B25 - you'll be thinking of THIS day as one of the good old days. ... or not. ❗😎👍😜
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I don't understand the need for everyone to run everything by me first. It's completely unnecessary and a waste of my time. Someone did a paid out today to purchase something for their department and came to me to fill me in. "I just wanted to keep you in the loop." Why???? I have absolutely nothing to do with any part of that process. Are they looking for my approval? They really don't need it.
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"As usual, someone had remained hidden in their car waiting for me to emerge from my own.... Cause, as usual, they just have a 'quick' question. "Hey, I've been waiting for you. I just have a quick question, I'll walk in with you." " I know it sounds a bit SNARKY ( which it is ) , but worked for me !! I'm not clocked in yet, so technically , not here yet ! Can your question wait till I'm clocked in & officially here ??
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I am so glad I do not work anymore. I miss some of the employees and customers but I do not miss the other crap.
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For, oh, a little over a decade now, I’ve regarded people at work as fitting into a distribution - 20-60-20. 20% percent of people genuinely add value, 60% of people can get something useful done if you baby-sit them enough, and 20% ... well it might be better if they were paid to sit in the corner and not touch anything. Sad, and so-very cynical ... but, when you have a good hard look at what people do and accomplish. The way I’ve evaluated coworkers over basically-all of my 20+ years of working professionally is “would I hire you, if I had my own company?” I figure there’s about a dozen out of the hundreds of current and former co-workers. Not a super-high percentage, but that is also a lot of cherry-picking. Which begs the question of whether our dammed-near random-chance “system” of “matching” people to jobs or roles really makes that much sense, or is likely to get us genuinely moving beyond where we are, and how things work, these days. However, as always, I am completely missing the point ... as evidenced by my fundamental inability to grasp what the hell was going on yesterday (in a certain part of your fine country) ...
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Oh, Jesus Christ, what is wrong with people??? In a word ignorance. The full explanation would take years to write.
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All that in an hour. Yes, that makes you a miracle worker.
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All that in an hour. Yes, that makes you a miracle worker.
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Oh, Jesus Christ, what is wrong with people??? In a word ignorance. The full explanation would take years to write. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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For, oh, a little over a decade now, I’ve regarded people at work as fitting into a distribution - 20-60-20. 20% percent of people genuinely add value, 60% of people can get something useful done if you baby-sit them enough, and 20% ... well it might be better if they were paid to sit in the corner and not touch anything. Sad, and so-very cynical ... but, when you have a good hard look at what people do and accomplish. The way I’ve evaluated coworkers over basically-all of my 20+ years of working professionally is “would I hire you, if I had my own company?” I figure there’s about a dozen out of the hundreds of current and former co-workers. Not a super-high percentage, but that is also a lot of cherry-picking. Which begs the question of whether our dammed-near random-chance “system” of “matching” people to jobs or roles really makes that much sense, or is likely to get us genuinely moving beyond where we are, and how things work, these days. However, as always, I am completely missing the point ... as evidenced by my fundamental inability to grasp what the hell was going on yesterday (in a certain part of your fine country) ... -- allgud69xxx Yeah ... that's right ... I went there .. Wanna msg, but can't - my Postbox blog Another way to say hi my Postbox
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I am so glad I do not work anymore. I miss some of the employees and customers but I do not miss the other crap.
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"As usual, someone had remained hidden in their car waiting for me to emerge from my own.... Cause, as usual, they just have a 'quick' question. "Hey, I've been waiting for you. I just have a quick question, I'll walk in with you." " I know it sounds a bit SNARKY ( which it is ) , but worked for me !! I'm not clocked in yet, so technically , not here yet ! Can your question wait till I'm clocked in & officially here ??
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When you're old and grey and sitting in a cold room on a wobbly, orange plastic chair, with the other women - betting your balls of knitting wool on 'B25 - you'll be thinking of THIS day as one of the good old days. ... or not. ❗😎👍😜 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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1/7/2021 4:13 am |
Fortunately, we have a lot of very competent people at work that can assist the rest of the "college degree" shit stains through the day.
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