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Sleep with one eye open??
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Sleep with one eye open?? The Spawn was feeling creative last night and spent the evening making a surprise for me. Yah.... When I got home from work and saw her with flour, salt, and a ball of dough in her hands I was a little concerned. "What are you making?" "Nothing." "Mmmm hmmmm..... Doesn't like nothing. Looks like a mess I'll have clean up." "'s a surprise. Do we have cookie cutters?" "Yes. Are you making cookies?" "No, 's a surprise." Giving her a little space, I set out make dinner. "I need use the oven." "Why the oven? What are you making?" "I can't tell you, 's a surprise." So, I let her use the oven. Ultimately, I decided, if keeps her off her phone and occupied for the good majority of the night, it's a good thing. By this point, I *really* wanted see what in the hell she's been creating! Fast forward this morning..... I'd let her be for the rest of the night and quit bugging her, heading back my bedroom watch tv all snuggled in bed. During that time she'd finished her 'surprise' and left on the stand for me find this morning.  Ta Da!! Surprise!!! Yikes.... While I applaud her creativity, I'm also a little concerned this thing is going come alive during the night and hack me pieces. 's a lil mini Spawn of Satan in a green tube top with purple hair. I've watched enough bad horror movies to know, when this type of thing shows up in the scene, it's all over from . The cast starts getting picked off by , one by one. I may or may not live see tomorrow... Wish me luck! Happy Wednesday! |
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Just another reason why tube tops are evil. My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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She is testing out her baking skills. I love hearing stories like this The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness. 
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I think it has to be put in the oven and put on self cleaning mode. That's how Karen Black did it.
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Ya know... I just tilted my gaze and reached for my coffee cup; it's (her) eyes followed my head. Just saying... 😮❗❗❗
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She was just making a mate for Mr Bill
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 At least she didn't try to claim that it was a mini-you! 
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You are in a pickle. How long will you have to live in fear to avoid hurting the Mini's feelings and how can you safely dispose of it without creating a haunting.  I do hope the mini didn't take out a million dollar Life Ins. policy on you.  Hope you make it through the night.. I would miss you and your blog post.
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I really enjoy your stories of the Spawn!
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 Yes! That really is some surprise.
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Is it etible?? Do you have a dog? Kill two birds with one stone!!!
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She's working on the boyfriend tonight...
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It's got your eyes! Or it will have, after you go to sleep and it creeps into your bedroom....  OK...kidding. I like the purple hair!
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Wow
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It's got your eyes! Or it will have, after you go to sleep and it creeps into your bedroom.... OK...kidding. I like the purple hair! Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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2/17/2021 10:49 am |
She's working on the boyfriend tonight...
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Is it etible?? Do you have a dog? Kill two birds with one stone!!!
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Yes! That really is some surprise.
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I really enjoy your stories of the Spawn!
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You are in a pickle. How long will you have to live in fear to avoid hurting the Mini's feelings and how can you safely dispose of it without creating a haunting. I do hope the mini didn't take out a million dollar Life Ins. policy on you. Hope you make it through the night.. I would miss you and your blog post.If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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At least she didn't try to claim that it was a mini-you!
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She was just making a mate for Mr Bill
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Ya know... I just tilted my gaze and reached for my coffee cup; it's (her) eyes followed my head. Just saying... 😮❗❗❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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2/17/2021 6:19 am |
I think it has to be put in the oven and put on self cleaning mode. That's how Karen Black did it.
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Insert 'Psycho' shower scene sound effects here.....
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