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Toilet Brush Confidential
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Toilet Brush Confidential I was brushing my hair into a bun after work last night when I heard the Spawn's voice chiming in behind ... "Ew! I can't believe you're using that brush." "Why?" "It was in the toilet!" "What do you mean it was in the toilet?? When was it IN THE TOILET??" "I dropped it in there when I was packing last week. I think I forgot to tell you." Well, isn't that fucking fantastic! I've been combing my hair with a fucking toilet brush week. "Forgot tell ?!? Yah, right! Well, I forgot tell you that you now live with your dad. Pack your bags, you're taking the toilet brush with you." If looks could kill, she'd have X's for eyes, I swear to God. She's lucky I love her.... Happy Thursday! |
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 Sounds like an April Fool's Day prank to me
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Hey Sexy, ........Lol!.....Oh I’m Soooooo Glad that I never Reproduced!........ Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
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Revenge is best served cold!!!!! Find out what would creep her out the most and go from there! Its up to you whether you actually do it or just tell her you did! And on a lighter note, you've prob had "Something about Mary" episode in your hair before!????? Or not!!
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And kids wonder why parents do things they KNOW will embarrass the kids! Paybacks....lol 
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Sounds like an April Fool's Day prank to me
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From the mouth of babes. You think if it went into the toilet One either wash it out Tell you Or throw it away And was it in a flushed toilet is what old be asking. Then ild be dropping her tooth brush in the toilet and tell her at the end of the week.
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Look on the bright side: it could have been your toothbrush she dropped in the toilet last week. : ))
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Wait......what's that in your hair?  I bet it didn't fall in the loo and she's just winding you up, she seems to have that kind of twisted sense of humour. I like it!! 
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I'd ask her about your toothbrush. 
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I treasure your stories about your daughter - brings back memories of raising our kids. One issue that only time solved as the got into their teens was telephone messages. Seems they couldn't remember a telephone message addressed to either me or my wife, just the name of the caller.
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Just to be cruel, just smile like the cat who ate the canary whenever she uses HER toothbrush. See how long it will take her to figure it out. Kids and spouses, you gotta love em, cause you can't shoot em!
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It could have been.... She could have been a twin! LOL
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She didn't say anything about toothbrushes, but if THAT had fallen into the toilet, she really would have been moving in with her dad. Egads!!
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Isn't it funny how it's never "their" things that end up in the toilet?
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Sounds like your Spawn likes to wind you up following a thousands of years tradition. Our kids drive us crazy and we give them neurosis. Hope you got a good sleep last night and have a good day. Hugs
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Hey Sexy, ........Lol!.....Oh I’m Soooooo Glad that I never Reproduced!........ Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
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Revenge is best served cold!!!!! Find out what would creep her out the most and go from there! Its up to you whether you actually do it or just tell her you did! And on a lighter note, you've prob had "Something about Mary" episode in your hair before!????? Or not!!
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And kids wonder why parents do things they KNOW will embarrass the kids! Paybacks....lol Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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From the mouth of babes. You think if it went into the toilet One either wash it out Tell you Or throw it away And was it in a flushed toilet is what old be asking. Then ild be dropping her tooth brush in the toilet and tell her at the end of the week.
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Look on the bright side: it could have been your toothbrush she dropped in the toilet last week. : )) Elevate me... 
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4/1/2021 7:35 am |
Nice 😁
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I'd ask her about your toothbrush. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Wait......what's that in your hair? I bet it didn't fall in the loo and she's just winding you up, she seems to have that kind of twisted sense of humour. I like it!!
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I treasure your stories about your daughter - brings back memories of raising our kids. One issue that only time solved as the got into their teens was telephone messages. Seems they couldn't remember a telephone message addressed to either me or my wife, just the name of the caller.
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Just to be cruel, just smile like the cat who ate the canary whenever she uses HER toothbrush. See how long it will take her to figure it out. Kids and spouses, you gotta love em, cause you can't shoot em!
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LMAO!! Thanks for the laugh! I can use it this week. Monday night I got in an accident with a friends car and totalled it. Sorta been a mess (mentally) for a couple days.
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4/1/2021 4:41 am |
Isn't it funny how it's never "their" things that end up in the toilet?
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Sounds like your Spawn likes to wind you up following a thousands of years tradition. Our kids drive us crazy and we give them neurosis. Hope you got a good sleep last night and have a good day. Hugs If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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LMAO!! Thanks for the laugh! I can use it this week. Monday night I got in an accident with a friends car and totalled it. Sorta been a mess (mentally) for a couple days.
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I was brushing my hair up into a bun after work last night when I heard the Spawn's voice chiming in behind me... "Ew! I can't believe you're using that brush." "Why?" "It was in the toilet!" "What do you mean it was in the toilet?? When was it IN THE TOILET??" "I dropped it in there when I was packing last week. I think I forgot to tell you." Well, isn't that fucking fantastic! I've been combing my hair with a fucking toilet brush all week. "Forgot to tell me?!? Yah, right! Well, I forgot to tell you that you now live with your dad. Pack your bags, you're taking the toilet brush with you." If looks could kill, she'd have X's for eyes, I swear to God. She's lucky I love her.... Happy Thursday!
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