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Thoughts on clownishly large genitalia
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Thoughts on clownishly large genitalia Some of you may have been around when the internet was new. Back during the Dark Ages of dial up connections. Chat rooms were popular, with scrolls and scrolls of text that asked nothing more than ASL until it just annoyed the crap out of everyone. Pics were rare, we had to manually scan our actual photos to get them online, and few of us had scanners. Nearly every woman online at that time will distinctly remember the phenomena of men claiming to be larger than they actually were. But Venus, that's still true today! Not nearly to the same extent today. While men today still exaggerate their penis size, they'll add an inch or so. That's small potatoes compared to what was going on back then. No one back then was under 10 inches. And since chat rooms were where you talked to drum up interest to go private, it turned into an arms race of who was bigger. So one guy claimed to be 10 ... followed by someone claiming 11 ... followed by someone claiming 14. This went up to ridiculous measurements, making 14 look tame. How bad did it get? I distinctly remember one conversation where the arms race got as high as 54 inches! By way of reference, my husband's pant legs are 30 inches. So this would be an entire foot and half longer than your leg. Doing a quick calculation, if you inserted yourself into my vagina, about two feet of your dick would be coming out of my mouth in the wrong direction. Are there really people out there who think this is sexy? Not a single woman I've ever known thinks so. So what do women think of our dicks? You men give SOOO much thought to this, all needlessly. The reason you're not getting laid has nothing to do with your penis size or shape. Most women aren't even all that attracted to dicks. We think they're weird looking. Small dicks ... weird Big dicks ... also weird Circumcised ... weird Uncircumcised ... just as weird Black dick ... weird Caucasian dick ... this is still weird people! Elaine from Seinfeld said it best, "The female body is a... work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep." I gotta agree with her. When women fantasize about men, penis is rarely the part of the body they're thinking of. Personally, fantasizing about Rashaad Jenning's abs. I don't think I've given so much as 10 seconds of thought to what his dick looks like. We get it, you don't like dicks Actually, slow down there. That's not what you should be coming away with at all. We still like dicks. We like them because they make us feel Oh So Good. We like them because it is a visible manifestation of your excitement (women's bodies don't do anything like that to anywhere near the same degree). We like them because it means you're excited. Knowing that I got you excited makes me excited. We like them because we know it does for you what my vagina does for me. It's just that, empirically speaking, there is very little about a penis by itself that is attractive in and of itself. This does NOT mean that women are all secretly bisexual (come here and let me smack you for that being your first thought). Nor does it mean we don't like dicks. They're amazingly fun to play with. But, for the most part, I don't want a hard dick in my mouth. That's disgusting. When my husband is hard, I want HIM in my mouth. If you don't know the difference between a dick in my mouth and my husband in my mouth, then you're not mature enough for this conversation (the exit is over there, do not leave a comment, help yourself to a donut on your way out). All said and done, women like dicks in conjunction with the person it is attached to. In other words, dick pics won't ever get you anywhere. Lamenting how you're not getting laid because you're not freak-show endowed is just you being stupid. Thinking if you were a hung black guy your life would somehow be better is just being idiotic to the point of needing to be Darwinian-like removed from the ecosystem. That's just too stupid to be able to function in society. If you want to get laid more, try ... I dunno ... talking to a girl you might like. Sure, there is such a thing as a dick that's too small. But for the most part, men don't have this problem. Few men are unacceptably small. Way more women are complaining that their husbands are too big rather than too small. Too big can be uncomfortable, especially if I have to endure that every night. Some nights I just, you know, want to relax. Getting split apart doesn't always sound appealing. Men just can't bring themselves to believe that. Wait a minute, I must have seen hundreds of profiles of women saying they only want extremely well endowed men Those Size Queens who are so popular on this site ... they're not looking to meet. You weren't removed from consideration based on your size. You were removed because they're here for reasons other than to get laid. If she can't enjoy a 6 inch dick, there is nothing magical about a 12 inch dick that will make her cum like a geyser. They're far more likely to be here because they get off on ridiculing men for their own amusement. So any profile that reads "Only 10+ inches need apply" ... run, don't walk. There's no way to beat her at that game. The only way to win is to not play. Let some other moron fall for her routine. So there, I've put my thoughts and experiences about dicks out there. Ladies, what is your opinions about dicks? Do share |
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Perhaps it is confirmation bias, but your post *validates* women's perspectives on a number of hypotheses I have conjectured but have been reluctant to ask directly to lovers (the truth can hurt....sometimes more than a little). Regardless, your contribution is a welcome breath of fresh air in a *dialog* that has been in play since the dawn of humankind but has stagnated in the oppression of sexual politics. Your ideas (even if they do not apply to everyone's personal eroticism) should still inform our *conduct* during intimacy. In addition to being properly aware and respectful, it very much opens the possibility of delightful upside surprises.
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11/5/2018 12:41 pm |
Your post was refreshing. I mainly only have my wife's opinion to go on. She would concur with you very much; especially the part about being turned on by the guy himself and not the size of his dick. "Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety" Shakespeare
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That was a post worth waiting more than half a year for!  I suppose maybe because many men consider their dick as having a personality of it's own (I mean, no other body part gets a name right? ) that they can't grasp that women need to be attracted to what it's attached to. I dunno. In any event, great to read you again!
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I don't if I should feel relieved or self conscious for having a weird penis. Please don't let me be misunderstood.
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10/22/2018 11:05 am |
In a bar three guys boasted about their cocks. After an hour of listen to this the bartender had enough. He said you guys have raised quit the bill here tonight, one guys said it wasn't as big as my cock. The bartender said exactly, if you three studs can measure up to twelve inches all together then the drinks are on me. If you don't you pay your bill and leave. After taking the bit the first guy put his flased penis on the bar, six full inches. "There you go bitches"he said. The next guy bellied up and measured 5 1/2 inches. The bartender wasn't feeling good about the whole thing. But before conceding he waited for the third guy. The most vocal of the three stood up and whipped out his surprisingly small unit. After pushing away the hair to read how long it was the result was 1/2 of an inch. They won by the slimmest of margins. With free drinks they ordered another round an said bring to our table as they moved to celebrate their victory. As they enjoy their free booze the first guy states "you turds are lucky I have six full inches" The second boasts about how great his five and a half is and how it saved the day. The third guys adds his two cents in. I think we're all lucky, lucky I had a hard-on!
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1 post 10/22/2018 11:03 am |
My woman and I are both bisexual, and we both can agree with a good portion of this post. Personally, I like to tell people that I'm just perfectly average, just dead. fucking. center, haha, 'cause it makes them laugh. And I have no interest in making myself a liar by telling anyone I have some huge dick, because they're going to find out if we end up getting together, so what's the point in lying. That said, we definitely disagree with this statement from the original post, "Elaine from Seinfeld said it best, "The female body is a... work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep."" Although funny, that's just a pretty black and white point-of-view. We both know there's a lot of dicks we've seen that we're both like, "Holy gross!" And then there's those that are more like, "Wow, that's a pretty penis." And then there's the... "meh, it's a penis." And we've definitely both seen a lot of pretty vaginas, in-betweeners, weird ones and some fairly disgusting looking ones (yes, non-diseased). As a "whole body" is concerned, the same applies. I'm an artist and I love painting men as much as I do women because they can be beautiful to look at in general, not to mention their forms can be much more dynamic, in general anyways. Back to the main topic, yes, we agree that dudes need to stop exaggerating their size, especially on sites like this where WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT anyways, haha. Though it would get rid of some much needed laughter for us if all guys started telling the truth, because it's pretty easy to tell about how big a guy is with most dick pics, and when they lie about it, especially exaggerating more than an inch, we get some good laughs, and laughter is important too in life  Haha, well, that's our two cents. Cheers! 
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10/22/2018 10:40 am |
I'm not a lady but great post. I like what you had to say. Just honest and up front. But speaking from a guy's perspective I love really big cocks to suck and to stick you know where. But then I'm not a lady. So my experience is completely different from yours.
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10/22/2018 10:17 am |
Wow this is getting complicated....
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Not quite all women feel the same, but every woman I've ever known has echoed similar sentiments. Maybe its just my social group.
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