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What The Flock Is Your Problem? I'm Listening .... ðŸ˜ą  

Paulxx001 66M
8702 posts
3/22/2019 4:53 pm

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5/3/2019 11:01 am

What The Flock Is Your Problem? I'm Listening .... ðŸ˜ą

Hello... greetings and salutations. Another Friday is upon us and here... I a.m. Last Friday, I was your ears... and I listened, to anyone, who wanted to rant or complain, about anything. Complaining never solves anything, right? True! But it might make you feel better? And feeling better... is what, it's all about.

As for m.e? Well.... I.m writing this shit again, so it's obvious I.m not getting laid tonight.

Yeah... so.. If I had to ; I'd bitch about the potholes in this city.

Holy shit! You should see these suckers? They are huge! One of them swallowed an Austin Mini this week. The only advantage, of the potholes in this town, is you can tell, who the drunk drivers are. They're the ones driving, as straight as they can.

I.m not going anywhere tonight. I.m not getting laid, and neither are you. Unless, you've already been laid, and you're recovering; are you? Bring it on... I a.m listening.

The vodka slushies are in the freezer and the Irish coffee is freshly brewed. Help yourself.

Please don't jiggle the handle in the bathroom...

.......................................................

So..
What the 'flock' is your problem? I've got time...

If you'd like to read something short... and a heck of a lot of hotter than this post ... ðŸ”Ĩ Click the link below and read this little ditty! 👇😁😘 It is HOT! ðŸ”Ĩ
Sex With a Domme Way More Fun Than Toast and Jam
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Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/22/2019 5:01 pm

Yeah well.... I just shared with you what my issues were... are.. But really.. In the grand scheme of things.. is this 375 year old city, is anything ever going to change? I doubt it.... ðŸ˜ķ
I'll just keep driving around them... like everyone else... 🚘 👍 😁


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/22/2019 6:50 pm

    Quoting  :

Yep... I hear you... Used to have a problem with the raspberry bushes at the cottage, so I can relate to that.
Your line about quot;what's left ', was a good one... I'll be able to use it over here.... with ease. Yep... Thanks for that one... Take care. 👍Come by any time.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/22/2019 6:52 pm

    Quoting  :

I hope you're right about the weather... It is crazy here, with... the holes.. Nuts... ðŸ˜ąðŸ‘


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
3/22/2019 7:10 pm

ya...i know what you mean by the pothole..around here, ours normally comes with two bedroom, two bath...haha...


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/22/2019 8:15 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    ya...i know what you mean by the pothole..around here, ours normally comes with two bedroom, two bath...haha...
Hi... True..
omg This is not what I suggest you read. This is shit.
Read the story right below this one....
Sex With a Domme... Way Better Than Toast And Jam..
Sex With a Domme Way More Fun Than Toast and Jam


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
3/22/2019 8:31 pm

Ooh...can I complain about TWO things?!!

1. People who have a bus pass obviously ride the bus often. So why in the heck don't they have their pass already in hand when they board? ðŸ˜Ī

2. People who assume that I'm not getting laid because I'm reading a blog on Friday night. Perhaps it was a day of afternoon delight. Or perhaps he just left and I'm still too roused to sleep. Even though you're right...... don't assume! 😝

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/22/2019 8:35 pm

That is very funny though... I missed about a dozen potholes on the way home tonight....
That other story is hot... You may enjoy.... it. I can imagine you there... lol...
Sex With a Domme Way More Fun Than Toast and Jam


Livin_my_Life14 53F

3/22/2019 9:07 pm

I hit a giant pothole- needed a new tire. Fuck me!!! I hit that sucker so hard in the rain. - I left my butthole on the pavement ðŸ˜Đ😂ðŸ˜Đ


lust4life59 65F  
2552 posts
3/22/2019 9:32 pm

Emails on here from 25 year olds. There are 2 kinds, either rude and crude, which are easy to ignore, or cute and sweet, which I make an effort to at least respond, if only to thank them for their interest and wish them well.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/22/2019 9:52 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Ooh...can I complain about TWO things?!!

    1. People who have a bus pass obviously ride the bus often. So why in the heck don't they have their pass already in hand when they board? ðŸ˜Ī

    2. People who assume that I'm not getting laid because I'm reading a blog on Friday night. Perhaps it was a day of afternoon delight. Or perhaps he just left and I'm still too roused to sleep. Even though you're right...... don't assume! 😝
a Yeah... What's with those bus pass people....? Over here they'd be shamed to comply... ðŸ˜ąðŸ‘
Ya know what? You're right. I shouldn't presume... Now how was he? Eeee... hmmm. Now my imagination is running rampant...
Oki doki.. So... Pineapple slushie? 🍍😍👍


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/22/2019 9:57 pm

    Quoting Livin_my_Life14:
    I hit a giant pothole- needed a new tire. Fuck me!!! I hit that sucker so hard in the rain. - I left my butthole on the pavement ðŸ˜Đ😂ðŸ˜Đ
Ooooo... That's a bad one. Driving around is a challenge... I stick to the middle lanes... It gives me the option to serve levy or right.... ðŸ˜ą Yep... I've hit a few.
Vodka slushy or Irish coffee? ☕ Help yourself. We're all down by the fire pit....
Have you read this one from yesterday? It's hot. ðŸ”Ĩ
Sex With a Domme Way More Fun Than Toast and Jam


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/22/2019 10:02 pm

    Quoting lust4life59:
    Emails on here from 25 year olds. There are 2 kinds, either rude and crude, which are easy to ignore, or cute and sweet, which I make an effort to at least respond, if only to thank them for their interest and wish them well.
You get emails from 25 year olds? Hmmm. That's interesting and Kool.... Have you ever considered that option? ðŸĪ”ðŸ˜ą
Oh yeah... That would annoy me as well. That's the same age as my daughter. I guess that is creepy... ðŸ˜ą
Is it? ðŸ˜ķ


partygald 41F
1963 posts
3/22/2019 11:06 pm

Oh my gawd! Where do I even begin?
People that yawn without covering their mouths! That's one. Especially in public transport. Or in meetings. Fuck. No one wants to look into your mouth or, god forbid, smell your breath. Same issue with cough-ers, and eaters. Fun that.
I think I'll stop here..I've literally got a list. But this is it for now

Thanks for asking though...


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/22/2019 11:21 pm

    Quoting partygald:
    Oh my gawd! Where do I even begin?
    People that yawn without covering their mouths! That's one. Especially in public transport. Or in meetings. Fuck. No one wants to look into your mouth or, god forbid, smell your breath. Same issue with cough-ers, and eaters. Fun that.
    I think I'll stop here..I've literally got a list. But this is it for now

    Thanks for asking though...
You know.... that's a good list... I have to agree with you... That's funny...😅
Feel free to drop by any time... 😁😘
If you feel like reading something a little hotter.. read the short story below.. Have a great weekend and good luck with all those open mouths.. lol... 😁
Sex With a Domme Way More Fun Than Toast and Jam


yesmamallthetime 56F  
11278 posts
3/23/2019 12:02 am

Let's see what is bothering me...I didn't go anywhere today so I avoided the potholes that everyone is complaining about but they are big around here too. LOL After the loss of two good friends over the past few months I am guess I am sad that I will never be able to chat with them again. They both possessed great senses of humor. I will miss that big time. They helped me at various times in my life. I can never repay that but I can pay it forward. I have things to look forward to...baseball season, more writing, dating...falling in love again. I could complain about not sleeping enough...so there is that...Hope you have a wonderful weekend Paul.

Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/23/2019 5:18 am

    Quoting yesmamallthetime:
    Let's see what is bothering me...I didn't go anywhere today so I avoided the potholes that everyone is complaining about but they are big around here too. LOL After the loss of two good friends over the past few months I am guess I am sad that I will never be able to chat with them again. They both possessed great senses of humor. I will miss that big time. They helped me at various times in my life. I can never repay that but I can pay it forward. I have things to look forward to...baseball season, more writing, dating...falling in love again. I could complain about not sleeping enough...so there is that...Hope you have a wonderful weekend Paul.
It's always tough to loose a friend.. I understand what you're saying. But you have such a positive attitude. Good for you.
Thanks for sharing your pov. Have a great weekend as well. I hope sharing has made you feel a little better...
We have those potholes in common... lol... 😁😘


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/23/2019 5:22 am

    Quoting  :

You go girl! You are so positive.... 😁
Those potholes... right? lol Tell me about them. Like all war zone here.... ðŸ˜ą
Hey... Q? You're the figure skating expert... What the heck happened to Canada at the World Figure Skating Championships? I thought Canada was at the top? I know one or two of them retired. Is that it.... new faces with no experience?
Have a great weekend.... 👍😊


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
3/23/2019 6:06 am

I honestly can’t think of anything to ‘bitch’ about other than the constant fluctuations in the weather as we transition through Spring. Everything looks so dirty and strewn with litter. I know how boring and mundane you think it is to talk about the weather so forget I mentioned it lol.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/23/2019 6:13 am

    Quoting  :

Yeah. I hear you. Bitching is not my style either but I figured if people had something to complain about... I'd listen.
I can't even complain about the potholes here.... I'm too busy, trying to avoid them. Sheesh... you should see them. Omg.. huge! lol ðŸ˜ą
Have a great weekend! 👍


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/23/2019 6:16 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    I honestly can’t think of anything to ‘bitch’ about other than the constant fluctuations in the weather as we transition through Spring. Everything looks so dirty and strewn with litter. I know how boring and mundane you think it is to talk about the weather so forget I mentioned it lol.
Hey... no worries... bitch about the weather all you want... lol 😁 That's what this post is all about.
I woke up to 5 cm of snow this morning. Can you believe that? Omg... ðŸŒĻïļâ›„ðŸ˜ą
Spring? Not yet. I'd bitch about it if I had changed my winter tires. I'm good to go. 😊
You didn't have snow there last night?🌃 Lucky you... 😘 Pop in and voice your pov anytime.


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
3/23/2019 6:55 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Hey... no worries... bitch about the weather all you want... lol 😁 That's what this post is all about.
    I woke up to 5 cm of snow this morning. Can you believe that? Omg... ðŸŒĻïļâ›„ðŸ˜ą
    Spring? Not yet. I'd bitch about it if I had changed my winter tires. I'm good to go. 😊
    You didn't have snow there last night?🌃 Lucky you... 😘 Pop in and voice your pov anytime.
Nope, no snow here. It's basically all gone. You always get more than us and don't complain about it; just go about your business. Here there's beautiful sunshine but it's windy and cold. Time to bundle up and go for a 'brisk walk' lol.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/23/2019 7:21 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Nope, no snow here. It's basically all gone. You always get more than us and don't complain about it; just go about your business. Here there's beautiful sunshine but it's windy and cold. Time to bundle up and go for a 'brisk walk' lol.
Somehow... I don't see you as the - 'Let's go for a brisk walk', type of lady... ðŸĪ”
I see you more as a ;'Ooo... It's cold and windy outside. Let's stay in bed. Come to me babe. Let's snuggle ", type of lady. 😘😊
Or... perhaps... I'm wrong. ðŸ˜ķ


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
3/23/2019 8:08 am

Things are good here in Florida...it's sunny (I'm sorry not meaning to rub that in). I was supposed to have a massage this morning, but my massage therapist is sick...so, the silver lining is I think I'm going to hit the beach! It won't be really warm, but at least it will be sunny!

I'll come back later for a slushie...

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
3/23/2019 9:14 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Somehow... I don't see you as the - 'Let's go for a brisk walk', type of lady... ðŸĪ”
    I see you more as a ;'Ooo... It's cold and windy outside. Let's stay in bed. Come to me babe. Let's snuggle ", type of lady. 😘😊
    Or... perhaps... I'm wrong. ðŸ˜ķ
Actually, I am both! Haven’t you ever gone for a brisk walk in the cold and then gone back to bed to snuggle and warm up? Skin-to-skin is the best way to do it 😊


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/23/2019 10:12 am

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Things are good here in Florida...it's sunny (I'm sorry not meaning to rub that in). I was supposed to have a massage this morning, but my massage therapist is sick...so, the silver lining is I think I'm going to hit the beach! It won't be really warm, but at least it will be sunny!

    I'll come back later for a slushie...
Lol... Nope... It's all good. Wearing my winter gear, dressed to the nines, walking on the lake (while I still can) in sunny freezing temps... But on the inside (which is where it counts) I'm as warm an toasty as a bug in rug. Mind you... if I saw you that bug in my rug - I'd probably squish him... hmmm...ðŸĪ”
Massages are great, aren't they?
It would be nice to take off some clothes and enjoy the sun, that way. I'm afraid if I try that now, I'm liable to freeze the little guy... ðŸ˜ą
Have a good one... 👍


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/23/2019 10:15 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Actually, I am both! Haven’t you ever gone for a brisk walk in the cold and then gone back to bed to snuggle and warm up? Skin-to-skin is the best way to do it 😊
Skin to skin, you say? Hmm.. I'll have to try that next time... once the hands defrost, of course... 👐ðŸ”Ĩ
So... you're like.... naked? Eeee.... ðŸ˜ąðŸ˜


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
3/23/2019 11:51 am

Happy Saturday, I have nothing to complain about except not getting enough sex either..I hope you have a great weekend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/23/2019 1:45 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Happy Saturday, I have nothing to complain about except not getting enough sex either..I hope you have a great weekend..
Yep... I agree with you... Great day to take a walk so my daughter and I put a couple of miles on the boots and trudged around... ðŸ‘Ē😊
It's cold here, though... Have a great weekend... 👍


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
3/23/2019 7:07 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Skin to skin, you say? Hmm.. I'll have to try that next time... once the hands defrost, of course... 👐ðŸ”Ĩ
    So... you're like.... naked? Eeee.... ðŸ˜ąðŸ˜
Yep, definitely naked. How else could I be skin-to-skin with someone? I sleep that way all year long. Love the freedom!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/23/2019 7:37 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Yep, definitely naked. How else could I be skin-to-skin with someone? I sleep that way all year long. Love the freedom!
Really....? hmmm... I can't sleep naked. Things are just not comfortable.. you know what I mean? Things get crunched..😘
You think most women sleep naked?ðŸĪ”


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/24/2019 3:42 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks for the analysis... You're my go to Figure Skating expert! 😊😁😘


BeccaLuvs 61F
20895 posts
3/24/2019 1:50 pm

And here I thought Paul it was only our country that had huge road and other issues! Glad to know it's not so! Also like how you say "flock", somehow has a better ring to it! Okay, and my prob - should I begin about the "load shedding" and no water as a result - huge that, but today we got lucky and no load shedding, so right now I'm happy again!

..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
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Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/24/2019 4:22 pm

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    And here I thought Paul it was only our country that had huge road and other issues! Glad to know it's not so! Also like how you say "flock", somehow has a better ring to it! Okay, and my prob - should I begin about the "load shedding" and no water as a result - huge that, but today we got lucky and no load shedding, so right now I'm happy again!
Hi... Thanks... for popping in.
How's your computer?
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Read this one... it's hot... If the link doesn't work, it's the post right underneath this one... Here is the link
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