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I Won The Lotto... And Blew It On A Bear... ๐
I Won The Lotto... And Blew It On A Bear... ๐ Who plays the Lotto? Is there a more pathetic retirement strategy - than following that plan? Ahh... 'twas youthful ambition I once had. I thought I'd persist, till I won. And then... I did. The clerk at the counter checked my ticket. Cheerful bells chimed instantly, as my eyebrows raised and my posture straightened; "So... can I retire?" I laughed. The clerk paused and widened his eyes. "No. But I think you've won more money, than I have in the cash," he gasped. Several days later (with my bank account bulging), my friends and I... strutted into that packed dance bar, on a Friday night. I saw HER , from a distance as I approached. I was seeking a companion - a witness to my tale - and a partner to share in my good fortune. She looked fabulous. I was cocky and confident and I thought... we'd be fun together. So I playfully invited her to join us. She smirked and offered an opinion about 'pretenders' and 'losers' , then turned and walked away. I smiled and joined my crew. Have you ever sat - at the 'elite, bottle service table' - in a night club? It's obnoxiously tacky... and pretentiously loud. It's perfect - if you're shallow and have NO budget. That, described me. We had a blast. At some point, I squeezed back into the crowd and along a path of squished persons... all the way over... to the bathroom. There SHE was again ; pressed into a corner with two guys draped over her shoulders, sniffing her neck. Her eyes caught mine. She watched me - with that 'trapped look' - as I passed by. Many of us judge people, based on the first things they say. I know occasionally I do. She did. I imagine, in that light... I might have sounded like an arrogant jerk. Unfazed, I'd found another lady who had a sense of humour and didn't mind sharing it with me. The frenzied night multiplied, ripped itself into hazy shreds... and rumbled... long into the next morning. It was epic. I didn't blow all my winnings that evening. I bought a stunning, gold 'polar bear' tie clip - from 'Tiffany'. I still have it to this day. I guess... it's part of my retirement plan. Hmmm... Yeah. I'm workin' on it. ๐ค ...................................... . .. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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You live once... ๐ What's this tale all about? It's about a lot of stuff. It's about first impressions and the Lotto and what IF... you won BIG? It's about two minutes - if you read quickly. ๐ถ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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*There's a 'hot ๐ฅ erotic' version of this story, that my editor told me to chop ๐ถ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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12/16/2019 12:19 pm |
The memories you have, every cloud has a silver lining... every cloud...
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I do not think that I have ever bought a lottery ticket. My wife has, but only when the jackpot is huge. The joke here in the States is that the lottery is a mandatory tax on the ignorant (present company and my wife excluded)
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Too often people pin their dreams on winning the lottery and when they do, they are overwhelmed and can't deal with it. I saw it first hand, with a friend. The biggest mistake they made was telling everyone they knew. Expectations were that they would always pick up the tab. I also agree that 'Many of us judge people, based on the first things they say.' Just like the clichรฉ, 'you only have once, to make a first impression.'
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12/16/2019 12:59 pm |
Enjoy life to the full
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You know what? If you don't win enough to retire completely, you might as well splurge for the night. I've played the lottery. And won. Immediately splurged on more lottery tickets only to lose all my winnings. It was a great $2 worth of fun! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Congratulations on your win, the BEAR sounds very nice and what a great reminder you will always have of that win. You know I don't play the lotto often, but I do enjoy the Mega Millions here, as a matter of fact it's like three hundred and seventy two million as of yesterday. I did buy a couple of tickets, it would be nice to win just a little bit to enjoy the rest of our retirement. As I am not greedy and would love to share. Thanks for sharing another great story about your life, I do enjoy these. And so glad you had fun at the club. I hope your day continues to be a good one..
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The memories you have, every cloud has a silver lining... every cloud... Drop by any time. ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I do not think that I have ever bought a lottery ticket. My wife has, but only when the jackpot is huge. The joke here in the States is that the lottery is a mandatory tax on the ignorant (present company and my wife excluded) Over here they DON'T tax our winnings... l๐What's the tax on $0.00โฆ? ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Too often people pin their dreams on winning the lottery and when they do, they are overwhelmed and can't deal with it. I saw it first hand, with a friend. The biggest mistake they made was telling everyone they knew. Expectations were that they would always pick up the tab. I also agree that 'Many of us judge people, based on the first things they say.' Just like the clichรฉ, 'you only have once, to make a first impression.' First impressions? Hmmm... I guess I musta passed your test? ๐ค ๐๐ท ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Enjoy life to the full Well... I guess there is. ๐ถ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You know what? If you don't win enough to retire completely, you might as well splurge for the night. I've played the lottery. And won. Immediately splurged on more lottery tickets only to lose all my winnings. It was a great $2 worth of fun! So... Whatcha gonna buy? ๐ค ๐ท ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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THAT'S, a really nice thing you did. It must have been SOME, Xmas! ๐ ๐ Ya can't win if you don't have a ticket, right? ๐ฎ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Congratulations on your win, the BEAR sounds very nice and what a great reminder you will always have of that win. You know I don't play the lotto often, but I do enjoy the Mega Millions here, as a matter of fact it's like three hundred and seventy two million as of yesterday. I did buy a couple of tickets, it would be nice to win just a little bit to enjoy the rest of our retirement. As I am not greedy and would love to share. Thanks for sharing another great story about your life, I do enjoy these. And so glad you had fun at the club. I hope your day continues to be a good one.. A little bit of money ๐ต would be nice. Not a hundred million. You know? Like ten... would be good. ๐๐ท You know... fly under the radar? ๐ค โ๏ธ๐พ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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12/16/2019 2:49 pm |
I win every time I DON'T play.
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The polar bear tie clip sounds cute. Do you still wear it?
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I win every time I DON'T play. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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The polar bear tie clip sounds cute. Do you still wear it? Ya ever play? Powerball is up to $167 million... ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Every time I wear a tie, I pull out one of my tie clips and THAT bear, is in the rotation. He IS cute. lol ๐ Ya ever play? Powerball is up to $167 million... ๐
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Probably not the way I would spend a windfall, but hey, sounds like you had fun.
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I have no problem with that! ๐ True... ๐ ๐ท๐ท What would you buy first? ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Probably not the way I would spend a windfall, but hey, sounds like you had fun. ... I would probably do EXACTLY the same thing. ๐ Now if it was yesterday... well THAT, is a whole different story. Ya'v never splurged? My deffn today is miles away from what it was then. What's yours? ๐ค ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Squirrels are nice! ๐ And they never starve. True... I've got the tie clip to prove it, ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I never do the lottery.....I'm more into the scratch tickets... I've won small amounts noting big.....
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Damnation I was hoping to rub the golden Bear- just once I have never bought a lottery ticket- I have had them given to me as a stocking stuffer but they were in the wrong stocking- get it (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I never do the lottery.....I'm more into the scratch tickets... I've won small amounts noting big..... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ya know? I've started to play those... once in a while. I won $10 once... lol ๐
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Damnation I was hoping to rub the golden Bear- just once I have never bought a lottery ticket- I have had them given to me as a stocking stuffer but they were in the wrong stocking- get it Wrong stocking ๐งฆ huh? ๐ค Hmmm... It's all about finding the right fit for yours. Ya think it would? Fit... I mean? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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>>Ya'v never splurged? My deffn today is miles away from what it was then. What's yours? ๐ค Of course I have, but you didn't really state how much you won (or if you did, the site monkeys stole it). I think this is a worthy topic for a blog post, how one would spend a windfall of various amounts...
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12/17/2019 12:58 pm |
Sounds like you had fun!! You can't win if you don't play- I play! I won $100.00 once and spent it on more tickets....I didn't win! It's fun trying!!
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>>Ya'v never splurged? My deffn today is miles away from what it was then. What's yours? ๐ค Of course I have, but you didn't really state how much you won (or if you did, the site monkeys stole it). I think this is a worthy topic for a blog post, how one would spend a windfall of various amounts... That whole 'splurge' term is strictly subjective, isn't it? What might be splurging for someone, might be a normal night out for you, right? True... it would be a worthy blog post. ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Sounds like you had fun!! You can't win if you don't play- I play! I won $100.00 once and spent it on more tickets....I didn't win! It's fun trying!! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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12/18/2019 8:15 pm |
I only play when it's over 200 mil. Glad you got lucky and had fun
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I only play when it's over 200 mil. Glad you got lucky and had fun ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ahhh... that's too bad. I don't play often anymore. The theory is ; you choose six numbers and play them for the rest... of... your... life. Eventually... those numbers will come up. I took a 'Statistics and Probability' course in university. It was an assignment... No one in the class believed the numbers. Yep... ๐ Well good luck and stay warm. โญ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You had a taste of what other's only get to dream about...โฆand it sounds like it didn't change you too much......so what would you do with that money if you could do it all over again....an older wiser guy would embrace the challenge I bet in a different way.....
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True... about first impressions... the tie clip helps.. me get to the second one lol ๐ ๐ฎ And what do you think people think about you, in those first few minutes? ๐ค $24 ... ? Heck... that's a start! Church bingos... your odds are probably better... ๐๐ท๐ท๐๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You're funny... wild... and cute... I woulda walked up to you. ๐ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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