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Funny Sex Jokes for Today Tuesday!  

Apollorising58 63M
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2/11/2020 11:17 am
Funny Sex Jokes for Today Tuesday!



Funny Sex Jokes for Today Tuesday!


Women On A Bridge,
women are standing on the bridge and one says the other "You know I want pee off the bridge like men do." So she goes the side of the bridge and squats over the water and pulls down her pants and says "You see that canoe down there, I'm going pee on that canoe!" And the other woman says "That's not a canoe, that's your reflection."



Absolutely,
One day a teacher was asking her class use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors. Another little boy raised his hand and said "the leaves on the trees are absolutely green" the teacher said no, they could be different colors at different times of the year. Little Johnny raised his hand and asked if there where lumps in farts, the teachers said no, I don't believe so. And Little Johnny said, " well then I absolutely just shit in my pants!!!!"


Bunga,
guys are captured by a tribe of natives in a far off land. They are brought before the tribal leader who gives them a choice. He says, "what will you have,<b> death </font></b>or bunga?". The first guys thinks, hmmm wonder what bunga is. "I'll take the bunga". The tribal leader says, "good". Then a dozen tribal members line up and give it him in the rear. The tribal leader turns the second guy and gives him the choice, death, or bunga. The second guy thinks, hmm, that bunga thing is pretty nasty. But<b> death </font></b>is permanent, "I'll take the bunga". Tribal leader says, "good", and a hundred tribesmen line up and give him the bunga. The tribal leader gives the choice the third captive. He thinks a while, hmm, first it was a dozen, then it was a hundred, I don't know man. Heck with it, "I'll take death". The tribal leader says, "good,<b> death .... </font></b>by bunga".


Funny Sex Jokes for Today Tuesday!

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Leegs2012 51M
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2/11/2020 1:57 pm

 I'll have a glass of that Please!!!!


Leegs2012 51M
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2/11/2020 1:57 pm

 Bridge one Nice!! LOL!!


Apollorising58 63M

2/11/2020 12:35 pm

 Enjoy your Tuesday!
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Funcouple69995 40M/36F

2/11/2020 12:16 pm

 😂😂


Apollorising58 63M

2/11/2020 11:57 am
    Quoting Suprcuk58:
    Thanks for the laughs !! Really kinda needed that today. Don't know who the first woman is but sure would like to see more of her posted !
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Suprcuk58 62M
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2/11/2020 11:49 am

 Thanks for the laughs !! Really kinda needed that today. Don't know who the first woman is but sure would like to see more of her posted !


Apollorising58 63M

2/11/2020 11:49 am
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Great jokes for today my friend.. thanks so much for the laughs..
Humor is good medicine in my humble opinion for this Tuesday!
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Apollorising58 63M

2/11/2020 11:47 am

 Have a funny Tuesday and thanks for visiting!
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Tmptrzz 61F  
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2/11/2020 11:45 am

 Great jokes for today my friend.. thanks so much for the laughs..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


deep_1489 35M

2/11/2020 11:40 am

 hahahahahaha great one...


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