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My old intro.  

tamaloa_aulelei 48M
59 posts
9/3/2020 11:16 am
My old intro.


My screen name, 'Tamaloa Aulelei', means 'Beautiful Man' in Samoan, because that's what they called me there. I gloss over the story in my blog post titled "A sad history with a happy vignette", which is pornographic autobiography with the pornography left out.

It's tah ma low ah oh lay lay.

I'll settle for hookups and FWB/NSA until I find a woman I like who wants to keep me for herself. You'll like me. A lot. I'll rub your feet.

Until that happens I'm just here to have fun with pretty girls. What else can I do? If I don't date we'll never find each other. Think about it.

I'm self-composed, smart as a whip. Romantic, cultured, accomplished, disciplined, muscular, athletic & agile, considerate of others, progressive, affluent, generous with my friends. 6' 190, 8.2" x 6.2", way fit. BLM. Sparkling personality, lively lifestyle. Cheerful. Clean. Well-dressed and well-mannered. Utterly discrete. NSA. I don't live to wor I work live. I'm adorable.

About myself, from the point of view of Enormous State University coeds who wanted redo my whole profile so they conspired behind my back and they were completely unfair and this is what those hoes came up with:

Pros
- Makes you laugh.
- Doesn't talk and talk and tal
- Really getting his abs bac
- Never asks permission. Can pick up a hint if you drop one.
- Couldn't care less. Doesn't put up with shit from anybody.
- Dances at wedding receptions.
- Smells nice. Like a man.
- Guilty pleasure. Extra lit.
- Athletic. That way.
- Isn't broke. Isn't cheap.
- Pays attention. Gets it.
- Knows what. Knows when. Knows how.

Cons
- Has friends.
- Husband material. Unfortunately.
- Too proud of his really nice coc
- Overeducated. Speaks French.
- Your girlfriends will hate your guts.
- Doesn't drink enough.
- Your<b> parents </font></b>like him more than they like you.
- Self-indulgent. Won't grow up.
- Makes YOU come HIM. Asshole.
- He wants settle down with someone his own age.
- Has too many business responsibilities.
- Drives you crazy sometimes. Asshole.

tamaloa_aulelei 48M

9/3/2020 1:04 pm

Interestingly enough, the bullet points make for a particularly accurate picture of moi. There's a back story to each point. I play golf at Forest Acres with Bonnie's father, for example. He thinks I'm a hoot and a half. He thinks his daughter is too ambitious and needs to chill out, and appreciates the fact that I look out for her.

The downside of this approach to an Meelp profile is that it gives away the fact that I've been living with two coeds. Women on Meelp can easily avoid competition because there nearly twenty times as many men on here as there are women.

So that profile is actually a no-go.

C'est dommage.


mufdiver69er2 63M  
1953 posts
9/3/2020 3:52 pm

you forgot your greatest quality..humility....but i can see how you might...

woop woop


tamaloa_aulelei 48M

9/3/2020 4:30 pm

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He who is humble will be exalted, muff diver. He who is exalted will be humbled.

I'm in sort of an intermediate stage. The back and forth makes me dizzy


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