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Posted:Oct 20, 2019 3:55 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2020 5:51 am
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Closing the chapter
Posted:Dec 4, 2020 6:21 am
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2020 9:07 am
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They only like me for...
Posted:Nov 22, 2020 5:12 am
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2020 6:29 am
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Hey !

We've run into a bit of a kitten health issue over here in my household. Bonnie, the calico, got a real bad cold and an infection in her eye, and stopped eating. I've had to syringe feed her, give her meds, and keep her separated from the other cats for the past few days.

It's been a lot...especially when I'm not even fully recovered from my own health stuff.

This is not to complain in anyway, I love her as much as I love the rest of them...they're mah babies. I just wanted to fill everyone in about what's been going on with me.

Good news is that she started eating on her own this morning and her eyes look wonderfully clear, so it's safe to say that she's well on the mend.

Though, Clyde's impishness is showing through more and more every single freaking day. He's discovered how fun bottle caps can be to the detriment of my barefooted ways.

Nick is bellyaching none of the cats want to hang out in his room with him, and I'm bitching because they follow me everywhere. (Can't even get in the shower without one of them peeking around the curtain, it's madness) Sounds about right, huh?

Truth is, I'm convinced they only like me for my opposable thumbs. /s

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Throwback Thursday...I was a camgirl
Posted:Nov 19, 2020 7:28 am
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2020 5:54 am
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HNW ~ Things starting with UVW
Posted:Nov 18, 2020 2:16 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2020 6:30 am
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I give you

Under Water with a Vase

Why yes, yes I do think I'm funny



Happy HNW All
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It's not my fault... HA
Posted:Nov 17, 2020 5:47 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2020 7:42 am
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Nick, my roommate and best friend, walks in from work.

“It's not my fault” I exclaim

“Oh Jesus, what did you do?” he asks

“Just follow ”

I lead him back to my bedroom to see this:



“You ain't gonna be happy till this house is full of cats, are you?” he says laughing

“They just came in, it's not my fault”

Our back door has a security door, I asked Nick last year to cut a hole out of the bottom of that security door so that my cat could come in and out at will. The mother and two kittens just sauntered in and made themselves comfortable. And, me being the middle aged cat lady that I am, I just let them stay.

The cats now have themselves a home. Lilbit, Bonnie and Clyde. Momma is Lilbit because she's tiny in comparison to Wonton, my other cat. And, the kittens are Bonnie and Clyde for obvious reasons. Bonnie is the calico.

Given that I now feed seven strays (I'm coordinating with a local spaying group to trap and fix all of them), and have four indoor cats, I am declaring myself:

Cat Queen of Orlando

Where's my motha fuckin crown?

Bwahahahaha

Just kidding

Here's one more pic where you can see Bonnie and Clyde better, ain't they cute?



Happy Tuesday all

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Would You Rather...
Posted:Nov 16, 2020 6:10 am
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2020 2:28 pm
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Now it's time to pick up the pieces...
Posted:Nov 15, 2020 9:26 am
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2020 2:27 pm
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Bunch of Pussies
Posted:Oct 6, 2020 5:34 am
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2020 6:35 am
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We found kittens....no mom around.

Aren't they cute?

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Things are better Take 2
Posted:Oct 4, 2020 11:20 am
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2020 6:36 am
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Update
Posted:Sep 23, 2020 9:54 am
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2020 10:25 am
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I'm home...again
Posted:Sep 16, 2020 12:53 pm
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2020 10:26 am
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Obstinate Fool
Posted:Sep 13, 2020 11:44 am
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2020 9:58 am
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