Pearmouse786 53M
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7/5/2017 11:15 pm

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm
and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly."
That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his
ear. When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand. The Sardar felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't
know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He
decided to take a break in the toilet.

When he returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of toilet
paper got stuck and hanging from his backside. The others raised their
eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" Instead of being embarrassed,
inspiration struck his mind. The Sardar explained, "I'm getting a

The other two fainted.....!

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