One liners  

Prof10001 58M  
4079 posts
8/16/2016 7:15 am

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8/18/2016 5:30 am

One liners

The sex was so good the neighbors had a cigarette.

My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk.

Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!

Three words to ruin a man's ego...? "Is it in?"

What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.

3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

author51 55F  
63405 posts
8/16/2016 1:28 pm

Love them.Thanks for the chuckles.....

One can never have enough JOY in their life...

Prof10001 replies on 8/17/2016 5:16 pm:
Why am I so well regarded in Canada but not near home?

sweet_VM 60F  
79260 posts
8/17/2016 8:41 am

You found some good ones for today hugsss V

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