The silent type  

Prof10001 58M  
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3/12/2017 5:16 am

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The silent type

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....and she's always sound asleep."

author51 55F  
65625 posts
3/12/2017 5:22 am

Works every

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goodatpoetry2 68M  
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3/12/2017 5:56 am

Loved it!

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3/12/2017 6:41 am


rskinney62 56M  
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3/12/2017 9:52 am

LMAO! Makes me think of my high school days, a friend's older brother tried sneeking home turning the headlights off before pulling into the garage, not realizing that our class had started our homecoming float in the garage. He proceeded to push the float right out the back wall of the garage! So much for sneaking home!

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