Tickle his pickle  

Prof10001 59M
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3/15/2017 4:53 am

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3/17/2017 7:13 pm

Tickle his pickle

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?"

"Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, um, she got fired, too."

goodatpoetry2 69M
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3/15/2017 5:18 am


SmoothIsGood06 67M  
350 posts
3/15/2017 6:39 am

That's some funny shit there, Prof. Thanks for the morning yuks.

author51 56F
79357 posts
3/17/2017 1:58 am

I need to thank you for the smiles you bring every day.I love all of the jokes.You have a wicked sense off humor..

One can never have enough JOY in their life...

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