To Good To Be True?  

TicklePlease 51F  
3216 posts
5/23/2017 5:00 am
To Good To Be True?

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TicklePlease 51F  
11537 posts
5/23/2017 5:04 am

The body-part on the suitcase was a section of a very realistic foam cadaver. The lady's suitcase was overweight upon check-in so she had to remove this part and carry it on! I can only imagine how going through the TSA checkpoint went. I love traveling!


notsure1949 69M
7737 posts
5/23/2017 5:14 am

sounds like a stalker, who would take meat through a checkpoint like that


TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 5:39 am:
I'd totally grill it first!

maybejustrex4 52M  
2388 posts
5/23/2017 6:05 am

Ooohh...i wish I had not had casoulet last night. Although I do love dick pic profiles commenting on other people transporting meat. Strikes me just perfectly for some reason.

As for your on line Cyrano, I think perhaps he has set the bar too high for himself. While I suspect their may be sex site savants who stumble onto their vast success, he can take it from me that talking a good game literally only gets you so far.


TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 7:36 am:
There's a correlation between over-talking and over-cooking here somewhere!

CleavageFan4U 61M  
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5/23/2017 6:25 am

It was either that, or the sex toys I guess.

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TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 7:37 am:
Personally I'd have gone for the sex toys myself... and then lamented the lack of a 10" super suction kong dildo.

lindoboy100 56M
20037 posts
5/23/2017 6:33 am

I was going to say I'd give them both a right good grilling, but I see you beat me to it...........

Nice tae see ye McTickster!!

Wake up and hold yer noses.........


TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 7:38 am:
And you as well lindo! While I do like my meat grilled.... if it smells fishy, avoid it!

Resident_Bitch 101M/101F  
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5/23/2017 7:26 am

I think you should 'mess' with them.....they're intent is to play games with folks.....might as well be the one to put them off.....and thus save the world....I mean, women.....



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TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 8:22 am:
If only I had the energy..... There was a time when I'd jump at the opportunity to play a player. It's long passed!

kukoocock 48M
5796 posts
5/23/2017 7:40 am

The carry on body part looks like that crystal rock stuff the sell in the health shops.

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TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 8:24 am:
OMG I can't believe I didn't see that until you said something! Now it totally looks like those Himalayan *snicker crystal things!

MyBaffies 49M
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5/23/2017 7:41 am

"Have you ever received an email from a profile that was too good to be true?" - yes, I used to get them frequently. They'd write as if they had read my profile and were my perfect match and that I was so lucky that they contacted me. This despite my own profile saying at the time, "I'm not meeting just now".

Inevitably they all originated from somewhere in Africa. I took the decision once to reply to one of them and I got banned. Yeah, go figure!

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TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 8:25 am:
If you haven't seen it already, do check out the site I mentioned (ebolamonkeyman) there's some hilarious reverse scams on both genders!

Banned for responding eh? I'd say you got lucky!

scottj55555 50M
1951 posts
5/23/2017 8:28 am

Sounds like something the site would do to prompt you to log on more often. Oooh, a real match! Sheesh.
Wow, next time I'm at the airport and my suitcase is overweight, I'll pull out one of my body parts.


TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 10:28 am:
But could you roll it atop your suitcase all the way through the terminal?

pocogato12 66F  
25409 posts
5/23/2017 8:40 am

I skip the ones that stink- completely. An BTW I did go look at Ebola and laughed my ass off!!!

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TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 10:28 am:
It gives you so many ideas doesn't it?!? *ahem... I mean, it might give SOME people ideas right?

sexysixties2 71F  
37930 posts
5/23/2017 10:21 am

Sounds like you have an admirer who just reinvented himself Tickle....I'd block him fast but then I'm a cynical old bitch too.


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TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 3:18 pm:
Or..... herself! Sometimes the best men's profiles seem written by a woman! Hmmmmm

mc_justmc 58M  
4341 posts
5/23/2017 12:11 pm

I don't believe any "views" or any messages I receive on this site, except for my true love in S. Africa who's going through a bit of a rough patch with immigration, but once she gets my check she'll be on her way. I hope she doesn't bring any carry-on body parts.


TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 3:19 pm:
Or any sausage or cheese either....

Han54boat 65M
11669 posts
5/23/2017 12:32 pm

It is amazing they do catch some.


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TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 3:20 pm:
I think they practice catch-and-release!

iwant2learnit 48M  
444 posts
5/23/2017 1:21 pm

Mine isn't in the form of emails, the majority of obvious fakery I'm seeing is flirts & hotlist notifications. These are invariably from "women" who are at least 500 miles away, if not in another country entirely. The same types of site-generated profiles show up under my "New Matches" tab.

As far as the foam cadaver is concerned, I would have removed a leg, or arm. You want a real conversation starter, or to assure nobody is going to want to sit near you? That's the way to do it.

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TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 3:22 pm:
I guess scammers-of-men assume a knee jerk reaction to pictures as opposed to words for us ladies! Probably not far off tho...

I'd have chosen something with hair on it at the least...

wickedeasy 68F  
32010 posts
5/23/2017 1:54 pm

i must say i covet the purse though.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 3:23 pm:
At the risk of saying it on this venue... I like that it's almost big enough for the meat! I would so fill that up when I travel... tho not with meat.

NewName62 56M
11663 posts
5/24/2017 4:25 am

I love your traveling, too.

[gulp]
Aaaaand...I just got hard.


TicklePlease replies on 5/24/2017 9:03 am:
I'm betting you've seen some body parts on your travels!

Maybe not the grilling kind tho...

scottj55555 50M
1951 posts
5/29/2017 11:02 pm

TicklePlease replies on 5/23/2017 1:28 pm:
But could you roll it atop your suitcase all the way through the terminal?


Well, book me a flight and let's find out.


TicklePlease replies on 5/30/2017 4:17 am:
Deal!

scottj55555 50M
1951 posts
6/6/2017 6:53 am

TicklePlease replies on 5/30/2017 7:17 am:
Deal!


OK, where are we going?


Basilikummen 42M
384 posts
6/17/2017 11:34 pm

Well, I have absolutely no experience with anyone on Meelp bothering to take the time to create a completely new profile and write the perfect intro letter, just to get my attention, whether to scam me or not. So I have no sage council, neither on your alleged bitchiness, nor on your cynicism. Not that I doubt these allegations.

What strikes me however is that I cannot even imagine the amount of time, effort, and energy that would take! So even if it is a scam, at least it is a flattering one.

And certainly better than 101 dick picks and quality pickup lines like, "I'm free. Wanna fuck?"

As for carrying parts of the pseudo-dead on a plane, well, at least it wasn't real bits-o-corpse. Or snakes. (Because "I've had it with these MF snakes on this MF plane.")

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TicklePlease replies on 6/18/2017 7:04 am:
Yeah, I don't think it's a scam.... but I don't think it's 100% legit either. Now, that I've finally dismissed them, I noticed they've changed their profile to "no longer looking." It just seems weird and that's enough to make me not want to engage.

"I have HAD IT with these motherfucking cadaver bits on this motherfucking plane" just doesn't have the same ring to it, you're right!

PonyGirl1965 53F
10657 posts
6/20/2017 1:07 am

Ebola monkey man is hilarious. I hate scammers.
I love your stocking pic! Classy and sexy


TicklePlease replies on 6/20/2017 5:37 am:
Thanks PonyGirl! I was cracking up when I first came across EMM, I wish I had half of that kind of scam-baiter skill!

Red_Elf 45F  
618 posts
6/21/2017 8:54 pm

I'm super curious. You've got to provide a sample.

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TicklePlease replies on 6/24/2017 6:48 am:
What's interesting is that, even though he was brand new, with a sparkly gold membership, and saying things like "just want one fwb to actually BE friends with," he's now changed his profile to "not looking." And in less than a month too... gee... one would think that he'd let the gold lapse first.

Wantingsexymind2 48F  
12661 posts
9/1/2017 8:37 pm

I was all ready to comment on your post then saw that image and wondered what on earth that was!!! I have seen a lot of things on my travels at airports but have to say that is a "first"!!! **giggling**

Like you.....I have often suspected that some "profiles" are created by members after reading ours....if it is too good to be true, well you know. Who knows the motive...I tend to observe and ignore a whole lot that goes on, on this site. As I am sure you do too!

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TicklePlease replies on 9/3/2017 7:50 am:
It's by far the strangest thing I've seen rolling along the terminal, that's for sure! And lord girl, I "observe" so much here.... just the blogs alone could give a psychiatry student a PhD!

Wantingsexymind2 48F  
12661 posts
9/1/2017 8:59 pm

Btw...just checked out the EbolaMonkeyMan and laughed until I had tears!! Reading his interactions via emails back and forth is hilarious!!

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TicklePlease replies on 9/3/2017 7:50 am:
I get some of my best ideas from that site!

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