Thoughts on clownishly large genitalia  

VenusRedux2 44F
338 posts
10/22/2018 9:43 am
Thoughts on clownishly large genitalia

A lot of women aren't nearly as attracted to the male penis as much as you might think

Some of you may have been around when the internet was new. Back during the Dark Ages of dial up connections. Chat rooms were popular, with scrolls and scrolls of text that asked nothing more than ASL until it just annoyed the crap out of everyone. Pics were rare, we had to manually scan our actual photos to get them online, and few of us had scanners.

Nearly every woman online at that time will distinctly remember the phenomena of men claiming to be larger than they actually were.

But Venus, that's still true today!

Not nearly to the same extent today. While men today still exaggerate their penis size, they'll add an inch or so. That's small potatoes compared to what was going on back then.

No one back then was under 10 inches. And since chat rooms were where you talked to drum up interest to go private, it turned into an arms race of who was bigger.

So one guy claimed to be 10 ... followed by someone claiming 11 ... followed by someone claiming 14. This went up to ridiculous measurements, making 14 look tame.

How bad did it get? I distinctly remember one conversation where the arms race got as high as 54 inches!

By way of reference, my husband's pant legs are 30 inches. So this would be an entire foot and half longer than your leg. Doing a quick calculation, if you inserted yourself into my vagina, about two feet of your dick would be coming out of my mouth in the wrong direction.

Are there really people out there who think this is sexy? Not a single woman I've ever known thinks so.

So what do women think of our dicks?

You men give SOOO much thought to this, all needlessly. The reason you're not getting laid has nothing to do with your penis size or shape.

Most women aren't even all that attracted to dicks. We think they're weird looking.

Small dicks ... weird

Big dicks ... also weird

Circumcised ... weird

Uncircumcised ... just as weird

Black dick ... weird

Caucasian dick ... this is still weird people!

Elaine from Seinfeld said it best, "The female body is a... work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep."

I gotta agree with her. When women fantasize about men, penis is rarely the part of the body they're thinking of. Personally, fantasizing about Rashaad Jenning's abs. I don't think I've given so much as 10 seconds of thought to what his dick looks like.

We get it, you don't like dicks

Actually, slow down there. That's not what you should be coming away with at all. We still like dicks.

We like them because they make us feel Oh So Good.

We like them because it is a visible manifestation of your excitement (women's bodies don't do anything like that to anywhere near the same degree).

We like them because it means you're excited. Knowing that I got you excited makes me excited.

We like them because we know it does for you what my vagina does for me.

It's just that, empirically speaking, there is very little about a penis by itself that is attractive in and of itself.

This does NOT mean that women are all secretly bisexual (come here and let me smack you for that being your first thought). Nor does it mean we don't like dicks. They're amazingly fun to play with.

But, for the most part, I don't want a hard dick in my mouth. That's disgusting.

When my husband is hard, I want HIM in my mouth. If you don't know the difference between a dick in my mouth and my husband in my mouth, then you're not mature enough for this conversation (the exit is over there, do not leave a comment, help yourself to a donut on your way out).

All said and done, women like dicks in conjunction with the person it is attached to.

In other words, dick pics won't ever get you anywhere. Lamenting how you're not getting laid because you're not freak-show endowed is just you being stupid. Thinking if you were a hung black guy your life would somehow be better is just being idiotic to the point of needing to be Darwinian-like removed from the ecosystem. That's just too stupid to be able to function in society.

If you want to get laid more, try ... I dunno ... talking to a girl you might like.

Sure, there is such a thing as a dick that's too small. But for the most part, men don't have this problem. Few men are unacceptably small. Way more women are complaining that their husbands are too big rather than too small. Too big can be uncomfortable, especially if I have to endure that every night. Some nights I just, you know, want to relax. Getting split apart doesn't always sound appealing. Men just can't bring themselves to believe that.

Wait a minute, I must have seen hundreds of profiles of women saying they only want extremely well endowed men

Those Size Queens who are so popular on this site ... they're not looking to meet.

You weren't removed from consideration based on your size. You were removed because they're here for reasons other than to get laid. If she can't enjoy a 6 inch dick, there is nothing magical about a 12 inch dick that will make her cum like a geyser. They're far more likely to be here because they get off on ridiculing men for their own amusement. So any profile that reads "Only 10+ inches need apply" ... run, don't walk.

There's no way to beat her at that game. The only way to win is to not play. Let some other moron fall for her routine.

So there, I've put my thoughts and experiences about dicks out there. Ladies, what is your opinions about dicks? Do share

author51 57F  
86810 posts
10/26/2018 10:20 am

I do so love dicks, love looking at them and consider the male body also a work of art.. but that is just me.. I am as visual as any man is, no bones about that one.. Most of us Tom Boys are....

Having said that, it is my lover's dick I prefer over any other males. He is 6ft 4 to my 5ft. petite, tiny and tight from three c sections, I know all about being ripped apart... With lube, it helps alot especially at my age.... I am one who has no problem with dick picks at all and we women on this site need to accept it and take them all with a grain of salt, knowing their actually still is a brain behind that dick...Men who send me dick picks only I do not care.. It won't get him laid because I have someone. I draw out the conversation after the dick pick to the man behind it.. works every single time. One just has to know how to handle them properly....

One can never have enough JOY in their life...

VenusRedux2 replies on 10/26/2018 12:51 pm:
I am so desensitized to seeing dicks I'm not sure I even react anymore.

The most interesting part is our relationship to their penises to their relationship to it. To men, they ARE their penises. To love a man is to love his dick, and vice versa. They are interchangeable and inseparable. To women, however, it would take a LOT for their penis to be a deal-breaker. Personally, while I've heard plenty of stories on the subject, I have yet to see one I couldn't be completely happy with if need be. I love my husband, but I don't love his feet (Fred Flintstone feet). That doesn't mean I think less of him as a man.

So men need a lot of reassurance that their penis is well loved and respected. Once you do that, as you say, men tend to open up a lot more.

I find this whole concept fascinating.

aflower2c 45F
14986 posts
10/25/2018 9:10 am

As much as I enjoy an above average cock, the owner of said cock still needs to have a personality beyond his dick and he needs some skill (regardless of size).
I am sex centered person but there still needs to be more than two genitals mashing to make it good sex. I get more than enough messages on dating sites from men trying to sell me thier penis and not understanding that I need to find him interesting first before I will focus on his bits.
Some days its a no win situation, but I have learned to not engage with certain men (penis centered men).

Oh and men are the biggest size queens not the women. Lol

The post did make me chuckle on this gloomy morning, thanks for that

Little miss flower

Written from a small city middle of no where kink thinkin kinda gal.

VenusRedux2 replies on 10/25/2018 11:43 am:
It's all heterosexual men trying to impress women about a subject only other men seem to care all that much about.

TicklePlease 52F  
12547 posts
10/23/2018 4:13 am

That was a post worth waiting more than half a year for!

I suppose maybe because many men consider their dick as having a personality of it's own (I mean, no other body part gets a name right? ) that they can't grasp that women need to be attracted to what it's attached to. I dunno. In any event, great to read you again!

VenusRedux2 replies on 10/23/2018 4:41 am:
I'm glad you liked it. Don't know why I had the urge to post again, just did. Been feeling very disillusioned by the blogging crowd lately, as well as the site overall. At any rate, I'm flattered people were paying attention to the last time I posted.

classicalrebel4 64M  
1393 posts
10/22/2018 6:05 pm

I don't if I should feel relieved or self conscious for having a weird penis.

Please don't let me be misunderstood.

VenusRedux2 replies on 10/23/2018 4:27 am:
Thanks for reading

HamyBliss 36M/31F
1 post
10/22/2018 11:03 am

My woman and I are both bisexual, and we both can agree with a good portion of this post. Personally, I like to tell people that I'm just perfectly average, just dead. fucking. center, haha, 'cause it makes them laugh. And I have no interest in making myself a liar by telling anyone I have some huge dick, because they're going to find out if we end up getting together, so what's the point in lying.

That said, we definitely disagree with this statement from the original post, "Elaine from Seinfeld said it best, "The female body is a... work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep.""

Although funny, that's just a pretty black and white point-of-view. We both know there's a lot of dicks we've seen that we're both like, "Holy gross!" And then there's those that are more like, "Wow, that's a pretty penis." And then there's the... "meh, it's a penis." And we've definitely both seen a lot of pretty vaginas, in-betweeners, weird ones and some fairly disgusting looking ones (yes, non-diseased). As a "whole body" is concerned, the same applies. I'm an artist and I love painting men as much as I do women because they can be beautiful to look at in general, not to mention their forms can be much more dynamic, in general anyways.

Back to the main topic, yes, we agree that dudes need to stop exaggerating their size, especially on sites like this where WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT anyways, haha. Though it would get rid of some much needed laughter for us if all guys started telling the truth, because it's pretty easy to tell about how big a guy is with most dick pics, and when they lie about it, especially exaggerating more than an inch, we get some good laughs, and laughter is important too in life Haha, well, that's our two cents. Cheers!

Wonder167 53F  
4515 posts
10/22/2018 10:48 am

There's a lot more to it than the size, if you have no clue what you're doing, you won't get far, big or not.

Great post!

VenusRedux2 replies on 10/23/2018 4:29 am:
Thanks, glad you liked it

rick315875 61M
8728 posts
10/22/2018 10:40 am

I'm not a lady but great post. I like what you had to say. Just honest and up front. But speaking from a guy's perspective I love really big cocks to suck and to stick you know where. But then I'm not a lady. So my experience is completely different from yours.

VenusRedux2 replies on 10/23/2018 4:29 am:
Men respond very differently than women do, I agree with that

benard69 63M/63F  
4986 posts
10/22/2018 10:17 am

Wow this is getting complicated....

BiggLala 48F  
27759 posts
10/22/2018 10:10 am

I'm in complete agreement with you.

I've had far more enjoyment from 5-6 inch penises than I ever had with 8+ ones. The difference was the men those penises were attached to. In my experiences, the 8+ men think all they need to do is get hard, stick my penis in her, and pump vigorously. In the category of *my* enjoyment, as a comedian once said, "That's not iiiit!"

Great post, as usual!

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VenusRedux2 replies on 10/22/2018 1:01 pm:
Thanks. You wanted some new posts, I gave you one

VenusRedux2 44F
518 posts
10/22/2018 9:45 am

Not quite all women feel the same, but every woman I've ever known has echoed similar sentiments. Maybe its just my social group.

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