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Douche List
Posted:Mar 16, 2016 2:26 pm
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2018 1:53 pm
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We've been thinking about doing this for a while now. It's not somethign we plan to be proud of but it's a necessary evil with no user feedback on most folks profiles. Only the more extreme examples of douche baggery will make the list, so if we put them here, it's for a good reason.

Here's the first entry...

readytoplay28792 is a douche.
Sent a dick pic, we turned him down and he went off on a angry rant calling me a fat cow.
61 Comments
Ayahuasca retreats
Posted:Oct 17, 2018 2:27 pm
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2018 12:02 pm
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Anybody here ever been to one of those Ayahuasca retreats in South America? They seem a little pricey, but it's something I've always wanted to try... trick is trying to convince the wife it's worth the money lol. Any of you guys had any experience with it?
1 comment
Prospect or not?
Posted:Oct 7, 2018 1:28 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2018 7:03 am
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Just had a new neighbor move in, a little older and a bit of an unreformed wild child but very friendly and decent looking. We've met him before and even offered some fun previously but he turned it down, but in two days has already brought it up and didn't seem so sure about it this time
There's an old saying in these parts, "Don't shit in your own backyard." that could apply here, if anything goes south, he's living next door. If it goes well, the prospect of a close by regular bull for the wife is also appealing. We're not big on partying either...We have other prospects, so the wife will get fucked either way
Looking for honest opinions here, not just horny replies and votes.

Advice from the masses?
DO persue it, and let the neighbor fuck the wife.
DON'T persue it, neighbor is too close to home.
4 Comments , 18 votes
Funny Memes
Posted:Sep 28, 2018 9:32 am
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2018 1:30 pm
474 Views
Post em if you got em...
3 Comments
Perception VS Reality
Posted:Sep 7, 2018 11:48 pm
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2018 8:35 am
957 Views
You see that female or that couple with the hot chick on the IM and you take a shot and message them, saying 'Hi how are you?" and holy shit, they actually respond! You scramble to attach and send your pic just knowing that it will drive the woman into a lustful frenzy and she will be unable to resist her carnal desires that your torrid image will surely inspire deep in her loins.

You send this...


But they see this...

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/t0f9HpYeLwSD6/giphy.gif)

A man cuts on the IM and starts scrolling through the list of women online, knowing his charms are exclusive and desirable.
He thinks...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/gif/2014/10/jbjab-opt.gif)
A woman cuts on the IM and is immediately greeted with message after message, she thinks...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/thZAUGw8bGkOQ/giphy.gif)

She says she isn't interested, and the man persists knowing that at any moment he will win her over and she will see the light.

He thinks...


She thinks...

(https://i.imgur.com/RJuSdPH.gif)

The underlying problem is simple mathematics...

VS
9 Comments
World War Three or Not?
Posted:Sep 7, 2018 10:56 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2018 1:22 am
850 Views

The situation in Syria is starting to get really fucked up.
What do you guys think about the possibility of this escalating into another global conflict, i.e. WWIII?
Yes, this will escalate into WWIII.
No, this will blow over eventually.
1 comment , 13 votes
Favorite Retro Porn Films
Posted:Aug 30, 2018 11:18 am
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2018 8:55 am
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Curious as to other folks' favorite oldie porn films or stars...
Some of the first ones I ever saw was Devil In Miss Jones 3, 1001 Erotic Nights, and New Wave Hookers. I think Devil In Miss Jones 3 was my favorite of those. Was always a big Ona Zee fan too, she sure was a hottie. Can't really make such a list without a nod to Ginger Lynn.
The wife really enjoyed the German Snow White film, we finally found a subtitled version of it so we could finally understand the dialogue lol. The woman that played the evil queen in that was pretty hot.
18 Comments
Standard Members
Posted:Aug 13, 2018 1:10 pm
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2018 8:55 am
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We get utterly swamped with IM's on here, most of them, by far, are free members and looking to hot chat or send a dick pic. It seems a lot of them are looking to get something from nothing to us. Mostly we respond to them, but they seem to be the more pushy and desperate demographic here. They can't view profiles, or send a regular message so for the few remaining real swingers on here it gets tiresome at times with them asking the same questions over and over again.

Wondering how other gold members on here handle that so I thought we'd post a poll and see what comes of it...

Do you think standard members should be allowed to use the IM here on Meelp?
Yes.
No.
We don't care either way.
5 Comments , 20 votes
Typical IM's
Posted:Aug 10, 2018 12:39 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2018 5:54 am
1134 Views

Hear alot of complaints from single guys about people not replying to Instant Messages on here. We try to respond to all of them, even if it's just to tell them we aren't interested but thought it would be interesting to put up a couple of the 's we've gotten and maybe it will help some of you understand why most folks don't them any attention. If you guys have gotten some you found entertaining, feel free to post them (just leave the Id's out please).

from single male...
"Hey"

Us...
"Howdy"

from single male...
(sends Dick Pic)
You Like?

Us...
"Not really."

from single male...
"Why not?"

Us...
"Cause you just sent a dick pic to a 240lb straight male, we are a couple."
8 Comments
Greetings from Mumbai
Posted:Aug 10, 2018 11:35 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2018 12:53 am
1123 Views

Over the last or so there has been a huge influx of members to Meelp from India. About once every other day or so we get a message or from some tragically overzealous guy in Mumbai or Calcutta wanting to know when he can meet us. Hopefully this post will spare some of those guys the heartache of rejection...

We just don't get to India often. In fact, we're lucky to get out of the house and very rarely out of town so the chances of us dropping everything and jumping on a plane to travel several thousands of miles to a third world country to let some stranger hump the wife are pretty slim. I know that sounds selfish, but in a country with 1.3 billion people in it, surely you guys can find a willing sexual partner a little closer to home, and if you can't then perhaps you should work on your approach. As tempting as it is for us, we have to decline most of the offers, sorry guys.
5 Comments
The Meelp IM Debacle
Posted:Aug 7, 2018 5:30 am
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2018 1:43 pm
1163 Views

We have been on Meelp for a long time, since about 1997 when it first started out. The IM has always been a little flakey, but here lately, at least since we've gotten back on it has become pretty much unusable. Every time you switch it to 'On IM' and go to another page on here, it turns itself back to 'Busy'. I've seen it literally switch off all by itself. Are you guys having the same problem or are we maybe having some kind of browser issues?
9 Comments
Don't be a Dick Pic
Posted:Aug 6, 2018 1:48 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2018 2:09 pm
1163 Views

What is it about using a picture of your dick for your main profile photo that is supposed to appeal to others on here? Not much for generalizations or stereotypes, but we've found that nine times out of ten, the ones that have a single picture of their dick on their profile turn out to be the shit talkers and cheaters we usually try to avoid. Post a pic of your face or, if that isn't possible for whatever reason, then post a pic that shows something about yourself that is unique or tells a little about you. When your main profile pic is a penis, that actually tells folks alot about yourself and it's not good and invariably your message tends to get buried in a sea of dick pics, just another same ole same ole on here. Try to stand out without pulling it out, there's ladies here you know.
9 Comments
Still Seeking....
Posted:Aug 6, 2018 1:27 pm
Last Updated:Aug 7, 2018 8:09 pm
1093 Views

We're still looking for a female who would be willing to have fun with hubby while the wife watches, sort of a reversal of our usual. We've been on Meelp since 1997, and swinging for 26 years now and in all that time, we've yet to find a real honest to god female on here who would be interested in playing with a couple. Another couple who would be willing to set something like that up would be awesome as well. It always ends up being the hotwife that has all the fun and we'd like to change it up for once. It's one of our long time fantasies and I guess we just haven't met the right folks yet. If this interests any of you ladies, please drop us a line!
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