“The Sanity Certificate.”  

backpocket13 42M
1311 posts
6/14/2019 3:00 pm
“The Sanity Certificate.”



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“You Saturday night women, now you just ape and clown
You don’t do nothing but tear my reputation down
Stop breaking down, mama, please, stop breaking down
Stuff is gonna bust your brains out, baby
Yeah, it’s gonna make you lose your mind
Alright, alright.”

~ Robert Johnson ~ “Stop Breaking Down”

“I’m not as hopeful as I was when I was young.”

~ Irwin Shaw ~



..........Greetings and Salutations!........To All of You, my Deviant Darlings and Debauched Devils!.........Now I Realize that I haven’t posted Anything in a Week, or to be Exact it’s actually more like (9)! Days!..........As Always My reasons were Sound,.........It’s My execution that’s Lacking,..........Actually, here in the Greater Garden State of New Jersey June is “Mental Health” month,..........Every June All the Nuts and Section Eights In “The Dirty Jersey”,..........And believe Me, there’s a Whole Bunch of Us,.........Them,.........Whatever!...........It matters little,........Anybody, and I do mean Anybody with any kind of Record, from the Organized Criminal right on down to the Unscrupulous Unpaid Parking Citation Dodger, All have to go down and Reregister with the State, get a New Certificate, get Finger Printed, give a couple DNA samples, remain under Clinical Observation for Seventy Two hours, and get Spayed and Microchipped,..........Of course this is All in Accordance with a bill passed by former Assistant Governor Christie in an attempt to Curb the Scourge of Mental Illness here in the Tri State Area,...........And Yes, I know that you’re All thinking, Assistant Governor?..........Yeah, Assistant,........The New Assistant Governor Murphy rode into office on a Legalize Marijuanna campaign that he Abandoned on his First in Office like an Unwanted step child,........The Actual Governor here in New Jersey isn’t an Elected Position,........It’s more like a Hierarchy,.........The Acting Governor of the State of New Jersey is Bruce Springsteen,..........Don’t Laugh because I’m Not Even Kidding with You!..........It was Frank Sinatra until his Passing, then “The Boss” took Office,.........And I shouldn’t even be Telling You any of This because Bruce runs this State from his Throne in Asbury Park (The Real State Capital) with a Tyrannical Temperment and an Iron Fist,.......Just telling You this could get me Broken on the Bastinado, or in the Very Least land Me in “Holding” at any One of Many Detention Centers for the Criminally Insane here in the State I live in,.......So, New Chip, New Sanity Certificate, and I’m all Set!.......That Pretty Much Encapsulates the Entirety of My Week,.......So, how was Your Week?..........Anything Interesting going on around Blogville?........And on that Note, I’ll end this Rant Right Here,.........Besides, I forgot Exactly What it Was that I was getting at Anyway,.........Ahhhh Fuck It,.........Fare Thee Well for Now my Faithful Flock,.........If you should need Me in the Meantime,..........You Know in which Corner of the Basement to find Me,...........

Sinfully Yours, backpocket
President: The Sinners Club

Post Script; It’s nice to see that the Glitches are Still working Overtime, Some fuckin’ Things, am I right?!?! It’s Twentieth Century Technology!!!! Master it Already!!!!

Post, Post Script; Oh When Daak Lawd, When are Your Humble Servants Pictures going to Start Staying Up On My fuckin’ Post?!?!?!




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author51 56F  
77079 posts
6/16/2019 5:59 am

    Quoting author51:
    Glad you are back my sexy sinner...xoxoxo
No worries..I got your back, like you have mine...You would and have done the same for me...xoxoxo

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


backpocket13 replies on 6/16/2019 6:02 am:
Hey Red,
........Always And Forever!.........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

author51 56F  
77079 posts
6/14/2019 11:37 pm

Glad you are back my sexy sinner...xoxoxo

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


backpocket13 replies on 6/16/2019 5:18 am:
Hey Red,
..........It’s Good to be Back,.......Thanks for helping Me get Here!............
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

RyuFujin 51F  
355 posts
6/14/2019 8:16 pm

I missed your HNW and Sunday Morning Striptease posts. You're fired.

Serious withdrawals led me to a binge of bananas coated in chocolate syrup as a result. But after reading what had transpired, I'll forgive you. After all, it isn't that easy to keep a halo from not falling off of the horns that hold it on place.


"Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter."
~ Dr. Seuss


~* Musings from the Muse *~


backpocket13 replies on 6/16/2019 5:17 am:
Hey Cool Kitten,
.........Forgive Me Darlin,......I expect a Return to Full Form in the Days Ahead!..........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

HeartCollector 62F  
7544 posts
6/14/2019 3:50 pm

Makes me happy to live in liberal Midwest!

The gladdest hours we know are those shared with a friend or two. Wilbur D. Nesbit


backpocket13 replies on 6/16/2019 5:14 am:
Hey MyHeart,
.........Oh, You have No Idea, Sweetheart!........In a couple years I’m going to be looking to get the Hell out of Here!.........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

Paulxx001 62M
9405 posts
6/14/2019 3:44 pm

Really? Well... that sounds Fucked up.

Words are like meatloaf- they can be sculpted into any shape you choose.
I wrote, a one word blog.How Short Can It Be And Still


backpocket13 replies on 6/16/2019 4:58 am:
Hey Paul,
.........If Anything it at least gives Me a chance to Catch Up with Old Friends and Acquaintances once a year!..........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

japaneseass 51F  
47967 posts
6/14/2019 3:39 pm

The Wicked One...

The Acting Governor of the State of New Jersey is Bruce Springsteen...lol...sounds good to me...how about in Florida...Jimmy Buffet???

The Fallen Angel 333


backpocket13 replies on 6/16/2019 4:55 am:
Hey My Fallen Angel,
..........I wouldn’t be Surprised for a Second if Jimmy Buffet was The Acting Governor of Florida!........That Old Pirate has Tyranny written all over his Face!...........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

Tmptrzz 56F  
60937 posts
6/14/2019 3:28 pm

Welcome back SEXY, looks like you have been pretty busy this week. So glad you got everything taken care of and now I hope you can relax and have some sexy fun..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


backpocket13 replies on 6/16/2019 4:51 am:
Hey Temptation,
.........I missed You while I was Gone!........Have a Great Weekend Sweetheart!........I’ll keep my fingers crossed for a little Sexy Time for Both of Us,...........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

HAMONMAN 59M
4666 posts
6/14/2019 3:04 pm

Are you pulling our legs ?

Wait, that's my leg . . .


backpocket13 replies on 6/16/2019 4:48 am:
Hey Man,
.......C’mon Now, would I do a Thing like That?.........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13

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