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Cam show schedule
Posted:Jun 5, 2019 8:55 pm
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2019 2:12 pm
I've had lots of requests for advanced notice when I am going to be live on cam; apparently there are a lot of you who really want to watch ! It's difficult for to sneak in shows sometimes since I have to do it whenever I know hubby is otherwise occupied and won't catch me doing it... shhhhh!

But sometimes I DO know in advance. and when I do I will be sure to post as much info here as I can so you can plan to be there!

Upcoming cam shows!

• Thursday, July 10, 2019 (time TBD)
• Friday, July 11, 2019 (time TBD)
• Saturday, July 12, 2019 (time TBD)

I'll be taking a three-night trip to California from July 10th thru 13th, and while I am there I plan to spend as much of my time in the evenings as possible naked and wet for you guys!

***** NEWS FLASH *****

One of the nights listed above during my California trip, I plan to be joined on cam by a guest... a 19 year old virgin who is going to spend a blissful night stuffing my holes! I'll let you know which day as it gets closer!

Best of the Blog
Posted:Jun 5, 2019 11:49 pm
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2019 4:09 pm

True Stories of Casual Sex

My first BBC and also my first time cheating on my current husband - February 2018
Hot Hotel Threesome - May 2019

My Sexual Past

How did we get here - ages 16 to 19

1 comment
Too much?
Posted:Jun 23, 2019 9:22 pm
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2019 9:20 pm
I think I might have SLIGHTLY overdone my outfit for grocery shopping today...

I think I might have gotten a few husbands and boyfriends in trouble today... Oops, hehe!

I've gotta say, summer is definitely the most fun time of year!!
Posted:Jun 21, 2019 9:09 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2019 7:34 pm
Took a little time to give my recently used toys a bath today...

I feel like I need a few more toys. You can never have too many, right?? Not sure what I want next.... But whatever it is I'm sure it will be fun!
Creepy and desperate are NEVER attractive.
Posted:Jun 8, 2019 10:17 pm
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2019 2:13 pm

Yesterday I posted a status that I think needs a full blog post devoted to it. I said:

Guys, it IS possible to ask a woman for sex without being creepy and desperate. Creepy and desperate are NOT attractive!

Just so you all know what I’m defining as creepy and desperate, here are a couple of real examples I have experienced in the last couple of weeks.

There was the guy who said he wanted me to rub my nipple on his ass hole, and also the guy who said he wanted to fist my pussy. Unless a woman has those kind of things listed on her profile as interests or you’ve already established that she’s into it, your odds of a favorable reaction rank somewhere around a blizzard in hell. If those remarks are the first words you ever utter to me, THAT IS FUCKING CREEPY.

Or how about the guy who sent me over 50 messages in two days, spread out over a period of many hours through both days. “I want your tits.” “God I love your tits.” “Your tits are amazing.” “Come on baby let me suck those tits.” Now, I enjoy a compliment as much as anyone else. But 50 messages in 48 hours is desperate AND creepy. I didn’t even have to see a face photo of him to know that I absolutely, unequivocally, 110% find this guy repulsive and unattractive.

Or there is the pickup line guy... the guy who sends the exact same pickup line over and over, hitting me every few days to say, “hey you flirty?” (Like first of all, what the hell kind of lame pickup line is that??) I can only assume that if he’s sending me the same three words over and over, that he’s probably sending them to every woman whose profile he checks. First of all that tells me this guy is probably casting a wide net. (Not that there is anything wrong with keeping your options open, but as someone who is pretty picky about who I jump into bed with, that’s a definite strike.) Second, when that same sad pickup line becomes a pattern, it gets a little more desperate every time I read it. At least bother to read my profile and try to spark an actual conversation, instead of trying the same lame, generic approach over and over and never getting results.

So after I posted my status, a couple of the comments really struck me and I think those need to be addressed to clear up some misconceptions.

First there was the guy who said, “If you look like Brad Pitt and have a monster cock, most women don't care how creepy and desperate you are.”


Creeper vibes are a red flag for absolutely every woman under the sun.

Remember, I said creepy and desperate are NOT attractive. And those things can easily cancel out a pretty face or a ripped body. If you are creepy and desperate you ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE. Period, end of story.

Now I’m sure there are girls out there would would still go for this hypothetical hot creepy guy, but literally every woman I know would be completely repulsed by ANY creepy and desperate guy, regardless of what he looks like or how well hung he is.

Another comment was, “Why bother anyway.... just gonna get turned down for not being attractive, not big enough cock, overweight, etc. Or just stop replying to messages.”

Okay so there is a lot to unpack here.

First, every single one of us has different standards for what makes a per attractive. We are all beautiful to someone. You never know what someone else is looking for physically in a per until you talk to them. So using that as a rea to not bother is a cop out!

Cock size... that’s a whole blog post by itself. Again we all have different preferences. I once had a roommate who felt extreme pain when penetrated so huge cocks were absolutely terrifying to her. Over the years I’ve found that there is a certain size range that I prefer which is above average but even then, for me there is definitely such a thing as too big. I know women who like them even bigger than me. YOU CAN NEVER ASSUME WHAT SOMEONE ELSE WANTS.

Here is the big one for me... weight.

Guys, I DON’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT. Now that’s not to say I want to bang someone who is morbidly obese, but I actually thing that overly muscular bodies are gross, and prefer my men with softer edges.


Nobody is surprised when guys are into heavier women, but for some rea it’s unthinkable that a woman would be attracted to chubby men. My hubby has a tummy, my boyfriend rocks a total dad bod... assuming that people find you unattractive because of the shape of your body is preposterous.

As for returning messages, I can’t speak for all women on here, but I do know that I get hundredsssss of DMs and have extremely limited time to spend on the site most days, so it’s impossible for me to respond to more than a few people. Sometimes I go days without reading or returning any messages at all. I’m sure that many many many women on this site are in the same situation.

Though if the creepy motherfuckers would stop messaging me dozens of times a day and giving me the heebie-jeebies, that would help solve the overflowing inbox problem too... just sayin’!
Period sex?
Posted:Jun 5, 2019 8:07 pm
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2019 10:05 pm

Here is a topic men typically feel very strongly about... guys, would you fuck a woman who is on her period?
No, absolutely not. That is disgusting.
No, but only because I don't want to deal with the mess afterward.
Maybe, depends on the woman or situation.
Yeah I'd do it, a pussy is a pussy whether it's bleeding or not!
Yes, that's actually one of my kinks!!
25 Comments , 160 votes
How did we get here?
Posted:Jun 5, 2019 7:49 pm
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2019 4:03 pm

My sexual past, part one.

I think it's safe to say that I have always been a slut. From the moment I lost my virginity at age 16 - in the back seat of a Volkswagen Super Beetle - I knew sex was always going to be a big part of my life.

My late years were a blur of sexual exploration. When I was 18 I lived in a one bedroom apartment with 6 other people, and I think at some point everyone who lived there fucked everyone else who lived there, regardless of gender. Once I went to visit a friend for the weekend, and ended up fucking her 16-year-old brother so long and hard that I left with wicked rug burns on my back. Another time I caught one of the guys who lived down the hall checking my ass as we passed each other and ended up fucking him in the stairwell.

There were a lot of firsts when I was 18 and 19. My first relationship with a woman, my first mff threesome, my first time stripping naked at a party and dancing on a table, captivating every man in the room and pissing off all of their girlfriends. I was ravenously hungry for new experiences, and rarely did I let an opportunity pass. Any man or woman who I found reaably attractive and showed any signs of sexual interest would almost certainly end up naked with me.

It was also during these early years that I was told by a man for the first time that I was the best sex of his life, something I have heard many times since then from many other men.

I learned that when you are a woman with a hot body and cute face, and you are really, really, really good at fucking, there is SO MUCH POWER in sex.

And I learned that I like that power. I really, really like it.

In the next installment... meeting my first husband, sex with a stranger on a night club dance floor, swinging, taking two cocks, and more... my early 20s were a BLAST!
You tell me...
Posted:Jun 4, 2019 4:40 pm
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2019 10:06 pm

What kind of content do you most want to see from ?
Blog posts... spill all those steamy stories!
Photos... I love naked bodies!
Videos... I like to see the action!
Cam shows... nothing is hotter than watching it live!
Bling... there is no such thing as too much of it!
Other... share details in the comments!
8 Comments , 93 votes
Yes, I *also* have a boyfriend.
Posted:Jun 3, 2019 9:06 pm
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2019 10:37 am

So now you are thinking, wait, I thought your profile said you were married.

Yes, I have a husband. And I also have a boyfriend. And yes, they know about each other.

I mentioned this in a status today and there was much curiosity about the situation, so I sat down to tell the story. But now that I am trying to put it all out there in words, I don't think I'm ready to spill it all. It's weird - I will freely and openly tell you all about any wild naked time I've ever had, but talking about this is... different.

I will tell you that I didn't go looking for him. We became friends, having conversations peppered with innocent flirtations, and when I first realized I loved him I tried to ignore it and push it down. I told myself it was a crush, and infatuation, something that would fade away. It couldn't be anything real or lasting. But a year later, I felt even more strongly about him, and suspected that he felt the same about me. So I took a deep breath and laid my feelings all out there for him.

I can also tell you that what I feel for my boyfriend is deeper and more intense than anything I've ever felt for anyone else in my entire life. I trust him more than anyone else in the world. I truly feel like he is the per I am meant to be with, but we are both in other long-term relationships that have their own unique complications.

And here is the crazy part... even though there has been this thing between us for a long time now, and we only live about 100 mile apart... we have never met in per. Later this year I will actually meet him to for the first time ever, and it will be on a trip that takes us all the way across the country to a hotel 2,000 miles away from our homes and spouses.

It's a moment I've fantasized about over and over and over again, and it's almost certainly going to be the best sex of my life.
He wants a second woman...
Posted:Jun 3, 2019 12:09 am
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2019 2:29 pm

Lately, hubby has been hinting that he would like a threesome.

Now, he doesn't know that I've been having fun without him, but still... why should I have all the fun?

Our 10th anniversary is coming up this fall... what an amazing gift that would be for him! I think I definitely need to make this happen!!

You see guys, it's not that I don't get it at home. I get plenty. It's just... somehow still not enough. I need new people and new experiences from time to time, and only once have I ever met someone who was able to fulfill all of my sexual needs on their own. And also, cheating turns me on big time. But that is a whole 'nother blog post...

Anyway, he really is a good and attentive lover, and he deserves to have his fantasies come to life as well. In the name of being a good wife... The search for our third begins.
Partner age preference?
Posted:Jun 2, 2019 7:33 pm
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2019 10:07 pm

In relation to your own age, how old is your ideal lover?
A lot older than me.
A little older than me.
About the same age as me.
A little younger than me.
A lot younger than me.
I don't care as long as they are legal!
15 Comments , 93 votes
Meetups and hookups...
Posted:Jun 2, 2019 12:53 am
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2019 10:08 pm

Have you ever met up with anyone from this site?
Nope, not yet.
Yes, once but we didn't do anything sexy.
Yes, once and it was HOT!
I've hooked up a few times with people I met here.
Hell yea, I fuck people from here all the time!
I'm not looking for physical meetups or hookups.
136 Comments , 1398 votes
Hot Hotel Threesome!
Posted:Jun 1, 2019 9:41 pm
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2019 9:10 pm

Soooo last night I officially had my first Meelp hookup, being the third for a married couple looking for a playmate.

There was literally electricity in the air - as I drove to the casino to meet them for drinks, a crazy thunderstorm rolled through. We'd been talking for a couple of weeks, and I was a little bit nervous to meet them in per and see where things went.

We met up at a bar in the casino and they bought me a drink. We chatted for a while, mostly me and the wife talking to each other and getting acquainted. After a second drink we were all feeling very comfortable together, and the wife decided she liked me, so they invited me up to their hotel room.

We poured another drink in the room, and by the time that drink was half gone, the wife and I were both down to wearing only our panties, and the husband was sitting in a chair with his cock and starting to grow. We took turns sucking on him to get him hard. Then we moved to the bed.

As I laid down on the bed, he grabbed my panties and pulled them off. She touched and said to him, "she is so wet!" He touched too, both of them putting their fingers inside the same time.

He dove into eating my pussy, while she kissed me and licked and sucked on my nipples. Having them both attention to was an incredible rush and it didn't take long for him to make cum. He moved up to kiss , and as he did, my legs ended up over his shoulders.

She grabbed his cock and put it inside of , instructing him on how she wanted him to fuck . He held legs in the air, ankles together, as he pounded into .

He moved aside and it was her turn. She licked slowly first, then vigorously. He watched at first, until he couldn't resist joining. I sucked on his cock and could taste myself on him... then he fucked her from behind while she ate until I came again.

Next it was her turn. We switched positions, and I ate her pussy while sliding two fingers in and of her. Again he joined, this time fucking me from behind. We got into a rhythm, with my fingers and tongue matching the speed and intensity of his cock inside me. She came hard, while at the same time I was enjoying immense pleasure from the hard pounding I was receiving.

I kissed my way up her body until we were to , and I told her that I love how she tastes. As we kissed and touched, he fingered us both.

This rotation continued on and on for two hours, peppered with occasional cigarette breaks after the particularly intense moments.

There was never any awkwardness between us, with all inhibitions shed as we lay sprawled naked all over the room. It was comfortable and wonderful the whole way through.

We will DEFINITELY be meeting up again in the future!

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