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My Top 20 Keywords. What are yours ?
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Posted:Jan 23, 2017 11:19 am
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2023 3:52 am
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If you are on the blogs page, or in your own blog page, you will find the link 'keywords'. Clicking on it will show you your blogs keywords. Please copy and paste your top 20 on your reply.
My top 20 keywords on my blog are in order of appearance :
love head greek beer phone water messages shopping london food wear profiles trip blogs doctor toilet giving group england parents I note that ''head'' and ''beer'' are along the top.....Enough said !!!
Please sign My guestbook Have a look at My profile for standard members Tell me a secret or send me a message at Private messages My 1st and last attempt in erotica My 1st sexy encounter New words and meanings I learned on this place new words and meanings What happens if I have too much time on my hands The AFF song Blast from the past From the diary
And some larfs
FIFTY SHADES OF ...............
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Finally, I drifted off to sleep.
Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you. Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you........ F...ing mosquito! >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<
A Love Story
I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
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Fifty Shades of Grey Hair The missus bought a Paperback down Dymocks, Saturday, I had a look in her bag T’was “fifty shades of grey”. Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared The sight filled me with dread….. In her left hand she held a rope And in her right a whip! She threw them down on the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago I might have had a peek But Doris has not weathered well She’s eighty four next week. Watching Doris bump and grind Could not have been much grimmer. Things went from bad to worse She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled up upon her feet A couple minutes later She put her teeth back in and… Said…. I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Doris, You’d see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d muttered. She stood there nude, naked like Bent forward just a bit …. I thought what the hell, Stepped forward, and stood on her left tit! Doris screamed, her teeth shot out My god what had I done ! ? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: “Step on the other one”!! Well readers, I can’t tell no more About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair,…. Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.
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It's all Greek to me
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Posted:Jan 21, 2017 6:09 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2023 3:41 am
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New jokes on the EU As of this week, all new Euros are to be printed on Greece-proof paper.
Syria has appealed for international assistance today, after a boatload of 500 Greeks arrived seeking a better life.
What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet? I.O.U.
I'm investing in a new currency...the George Foreman Euro. Same as the other Euro, but no Greece.
My wanted to know what it was like to live in Greece, so I stopped his pocket money.
Oh dear. The eurozone's Facebook page has changed its currency status from ‘single’ to ‘it's complicated’.
Q: How do you know it's going to be a double-dip recession? A: Greek exports of taramosalata and tzatziki have plunged.
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A slave from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece ..
In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed: "OH!! Limp pricks!"
Over the next two and a half millenniums that morphed into " Olympics".
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Trump back to front
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Posted:Jan 21, 2017 6:04 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2023 3:40 am
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The surname of the new president, back to front, in Greek, sounds like mp=(b)art Like Bart Simpson. So here I am thinking of cartoon characters as polititians, governors, presidents, etc. If I lived in the U.S I would be voting for Family Guy.
For Britain, where I do live, probably the same.
As for Greece, where I come from, it would have to be Superman.
And even he might find it hard. If you could have a cartoon character for president, which one would you have and why ?
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The government new symbol is a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
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Do I have problems ?
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Posted:Jan 18, 2017 3:21 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2023 3:40 am
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I was just sitting there watching the news, when this story came on. A 4 1/2 yo, an 18 months old and 5 month old baby, all girls, were found wondering, unacompanied, on the streets of Patras. They did not appear abused or unkempt. Police were called by a good samaritan, and they are now under the protective care of a hospital. Nurses have been unable to talk to them, as they are not Greek, and they speak just a few words. The sad thing is, nearly 4 days later, no one has come looking for them. Can not even imagine the feelings of parents who see abandonment as a better future for their than a normal family upbringing. I can not even try to imagine how these feel. Absolute desperation! It just reminds me to thank my lucky stars for seeing things in perspective. You see, for example, never having enough money to do all the things I want, or not owning a newer car, not having more job security, or not living in a better place, they are not really problems, if you look at the bigger picture. Plus, they are the story of my life. I am so used to them, that instead of problems the are just mundane reality at the most. I must admit though, it is an art. Learning to be happy with the things I have, is an art, and it took me almost 50 years to master it. How about you ?
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Reality, fantasy, or what ?
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Posted:Jan 17, 2017 3:51 am
Last Updated:Feb 2, 2023 3:46 am
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We all know people may use this place for many different reasons. Maybe an ego boost, a fantasy, an outlet, a little scam, a business, an escape, a distraction, the blogs, the cams, or even to meet others ! I remember one of my friends, who returned from a Mexican holiday, with photos of him swimming with dolphins making a profile on a dating site, using those photos, claiming he was a... dolphin trainer ! I do not know how successful he was and if anyone believed him. Out of all the people you have met, or just interacted with, in here, which category would you put the majority, if you could ? Please tell me some of the extreme cases, as well. You know, from that bloke who claims to be 6'3'' and he is really only 5' 2'', to that woman who always cancels in the last minute. From the ones who use a photo from 1999 on their profile, to the ones who will ask you to join their website for a fee. Everyone does whatever they like, and I am not judging, just like to know. Thanx for reading. Please sign My guestbook
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Because you are gorgeous
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Posted:Oct 12, 2009 9:39 am
Last Updated:Jan 25, 2023 9:42 am
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It's because you are gorgeous. ( Yeah, ok, the old saying about beauty and the beer holder applies here as well ) You always tell it as it is and never lie. ( Impossible ? ) You are not married or attached. ( I know... I am old fashioned ! ) You live near-ish. You are slim / average with a smile. You insist on having just one playmate, at a time. You are not looking for a husband, visa, etc. Not for notches on your bed either. You are my friend. Those who meet you always remember you. You smoke / have , or genuinely not bothered about it, if your friends do. One to one is good enough for you. You are a happy person. You give more than you take. You are a girly girl. When it's party time, you party like no other. When it's playtime....oh yeah baby ! You are so rare. But, you are not in here, never been, never will be. That is why I have not met you. ( yet ? ) I feel I have had my fill from this place. I used to live in here. These days, since around August, I have hardly visited. And even when I did live in here, looking at the numbers, I have managed to send about 90 messages in the last 10 months ! About half of them were to network friends and bloggers. So, for me, evidently, she is not in here ( ''she '' is not THE one, necessarily, but she could be one of the ones. After all not everyone is THE one or one of the ones......hell I am starting to get confused now ). I always known and often said that she is not even on the net, but of course, been a wishful thinker as usual, I secretly, in my heart of hearts, hoped to prove myself wrong. Anyway, what about you ? Is there a secret in your heart of hearts ? Would you tell ? Use the ''tell me a secret'' link if you want to tell me, but not the world and his wife. PS : Questions like, why am I in here, why do I have a blog, or why did I ever joined in the first place are on my head lately, and while under that frame of mind I guess that apart from not coming in here as often as I was, if and when I do get the promised, elusive, six month freebie ( my gold ball is going to drop in a few weeks ) it will be wasted, so I will see if I can pass it on. Be good and keep smiling, P.
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Fantasies
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Posted:Aug 18, 2009 4:34 am
Last Updated:Jan 25, 2023 9:41 am
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Reading about sex is better than doing it for many women......Oops, I must stop reading stuff like that ! But I wonder what goes through a woman's mind while reading about sex. Does the reader wishes to have been the female character ? Does she becomes her ? Extracting pleasure or other feelings from the action on the page ? Running a different scenario in her mind ? Making a fantasy ? How do you make fantasies ? What is it that triggers the fantasy making process in your head to place a thought, scene, sound, or written text in your fantasies ? How did you get them ? Were you thinking about something, seeing something, while reading a book, on your way to work, at any given time during your day or night, did it matter where you were, your mood, feelings, or who with ? Anyway, when you actually get a fantasy, from a book ( explosion of innocence there ) or real life situation, or whatever, refreshed or born in your brain, what do you do with it ? Keep it for ever in the back of your mind, like almost there but not there yet ? Look forward to eliminate it from your fantasy list, and act it out at the next available opportunity ? Something that you could of done but never would ? What is a fantasy to you, what does it mean ? Is it anything like an item on a list to pick, aim for and act out ? Something to live in the back of your head for a long time ? To look up to ? To hope ? For me, fantasies stay in the back burner until an appropriate time when they have a chance to become reality. May be with the right person, at the right time and place. What about you ?
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Your mother knows best ?
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Posted:Jul 28, 2009 4:13 am
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2023 3:40 am
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Or does she ? Does she know about you ? Who you really are ? The things you say, feel, or do when you get a bit tipsy, angry, happy, hot, or cold ? I can hear you saying at your screens '' yes, she does '' Does she know what you think ? ...the brain that ever existed... as my favorite nerdy mag put it. ( yeah, ok, the lad's mag space was replaced by a very PC nerdy mag few years ago... ) Does she know as much as some companies around on the net ? Your web page requests timed and dated as well as what was typed on the search box your mail your last read plus how long it took to read your old photos downloaded on some face recognition enabled photo software editor thingy your appointments activities on partner web sites searches times web sites visited clicks when, where, why, and what for...even your location, along with some other various bits of meta data like your IP address, ( held for 9 months ), cookies ( held for 18 months ) could be known and stored by just one company ! Or many !!! Your favorite search engine, browser, and even OS can know more about you than your own mother. There is some software out there, that, when you type a specific e-mail address on it, it will show you everything that address has been associated with, ever ! All or your most recent activities, interactions with any computer, can be recorded and stored for a number of days, by a number of companies. What do you mean by saying you never actually read the terms and conditions, especially the bit about '' ...privacy policy '' of everything you ever done on line ? Naturally, technically, no company really knows you personally, but the volume of info they hold on you is huge, including servers activities, created content, searches, sites visits, clicked ads, the whole lot ! Your internet foot print could be as big as Europe, even if you thought you were been anonymous... Soooo.....are you still going to be a Mayor, MP, work for a public organization ? If your mother knew how to connect your own IP address with all the info that companies hold about you, while on this great super-highway of information, your on-line life, would she
A ) Cry and scream at you ? b ) Slap and disown you ? C ) Laugh and hug you ? I like to think that my mother would laugh and hug me. How about yours ?
I am and I can be a . Looking for a creature to and sometimes . If you think that you can you can . , and So, come on PS : I have not received a single wink or testimonial last week !!! Did someone shut Ghana down
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Are you fuckable or not ?
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Posted:Jul 10, 2009 5:16 am
Last Updated:Feb 2, 2023 4:05 am
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Girls what is that thing that makes you fuckable ? Your eyes ? Your long legs ? Your perky breasts ? Your dirty mind and insatiable body ? If you do not think you are fuckable , what is it that makes you feel like that ? Mental and physical insecurities ? Low self esteem ? Attitude ? What makes someone to look fuckable to you ? Their fit young body ? Their mind ? Their half million in the bank and their 10 inch cock ? And why would someone be unfuckable for you ? Would it be their beer belly ? Their age ? Height ? Mind ? For me, fuckable can be any of the following or all. Long hair, small dainty feet, strapy shoes, femininity, a smiling pair of eyes, honesty, integrity, and slim-ish with a smile. Telling lies, to me, or anyone else, head stuck up ones backside, addiction to polyamory, would be some of the things that would make someone unfuckable to me. I could be fuckable because of my olive skin, open mind, sunny outlook, attitude. I could be unfuckable because of my smoking, age, looks. I know that we are all different, and what someone may find hot and sexy, someone else may find a total turn off, but what is that thing that adds the '' wow factor '' to you or for you ? And what is it that takes it away ? Enjoy your weekend, I know I will !
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Divorced again...
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Posted:Jul 2, 2009 4:21 am
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2023 3:40 am
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For the last few months I had been dating a real nice girl, not one from here ( Nooo I did not say there are not nice girls in here...but you know what I mean ...hard to find !!! ) She had no involvement with the internet at all, and things were just light between us, meeting every now and then, some times sleeping together, other times not. She knew about me been in here from early on, and was cool about it. She was just a bit younger than me, (40) single, and no . Then, a few weeks ago things started getting out of hand... First there was the good old ''let's settle down together'' which was never included in the original agreement, but I was prepared to forget about that, until the next statement came out ... '' one day, I like to have , and if I can not have any I like to adopt a chinese baby !!! '' Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Chinese babies or any other nationality babies, but I have had my and at my age I do not want any more, at this time. And I am certainly not keen in the idea of adoption either. I can just see me in 10 years time going to a parents meeting and other teasing mine, about bringing grand dad in ! And if later on in life I decide to have more , I like my own, and not a ready made one. So, the whole arrangement went out of the window and here I am divorced again What age do you think is the max for men and women to have babies ?
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