1448 posts 3/24/2017 8:31 am
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One can almost spend all day in here, clicking on the links, and still end up with a sore finger and about half way down the list. Finding out stuff about this place, wondering, questioning crucial facts like why is there no women seeking anyone among the 43 men of the Federated-States-of-Micronesia, are the men just ugly or have they eaten all the women? ( is the 'micro' in the name a hint, in a world where size matters? ). Are the 7 women seeking men in Western Sahara happy with their 48.7 men per woman ratio, and what is the ratio of men per camel? What do the women of Guinea Bissau with their 108.2 men per woman ratio think about that? Are they all happy couples in French Polynesia and Tahiti or is there no internet yet, and other life changing astonishing revelations.
But what if instead of say, having a 'who viewed me', or 'who flirted with me' link, we had a 'who wanked on my pictures' link? A 'did they cum easy' one, or 'were they happy afterward'
What about a who pulled a face of disapproval, or laughed to my comment, profile or post link.
How about a who viewed me and thought 'mmm...I'll fuck that' or 'yuck...fuck that', their address and ( read my book, when I finish it: Stalking for the self employed ), who thinks I am sexy, an old perv, interesting, boring, prince or pauper. If you could just make up any links for this place, what would you make?
I will try and start you off, for the gals on here, it may be a trash bin, where you could just drag and drop, profiles you may think belong there, after an IM enlightening convo, or a message of 4 words with yet another cock pic attached, or even a lie detector filter, and for the boys, the truth link, where you see her real age, and exactly what she looks like today, or a snakes and ladders game for getting out of the trash bin. What new links would you like to see on here?
And here for some funnies while you're thinking about it
I was in a great mood... And then ... I rear-ended a car.
So there we are along side the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ... (and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said 'Well, which one are you then?'
And that's when the fight started.
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To make it stand,
You wet it !
To make it wet,
You suck it !
To make it stiff,
You lick it !
To get it in,
You push it!
Damn !!!!!!!
Threading a needle when you're older is a BITCH!
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Grandmas don't know everything...
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'
Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other .
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you.'
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A boy in high school finally got a date with a beautiful girl that had quite the reputation for being friendly with the guys. So that Friday right after school he ran right down to the drug store. He was walking around looking, and looking ... finally the pharmacist came up and asked if he could help. The boy explained to him about his date and that he needed to get something. The pharmacist shook his head and said he understood - went behind the counter and brought out three packages - a single condom, a pack of three and a six pack. The boy said... well she has such a reputation ... I better take the three pack.
Later that night the boy went to pick up the girl at her house and she invited him in .. apparently her parents wanted them to eat dinner with them before they went out. The boy didn't like that idea .. he just wanted to go. Alas, the girl won out and the boy went in for dinner. When supper was put on the table the father said it was time for the blessing .. the boy jumped in and volunteered... and he went on and on and on. He thanked and blessed everybody he could think of twice and some other people too! The girl nudged him and said .. You didn't tell me you were so religious ... the boy looked back and said ... You didn't tell me your dad was a pharmacist!
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There was this guy who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles a day. One morning he looked into the mirror and admired his body. He noticed that he had a nice suntan all over his body except for his dick which he decided to do something about. He went to the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his dick which he left sticking out.
Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach. Upon seeing the "thing" sticking out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane while remarking to the other lady, "There is no justice in the world." The other one asked, "What do you mean by that?" The first old lady said, "Look at that, when I was 20, I was curious about it, when I was 30, I enjoyed it, when I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it, when I was 60, I prayed for it, when I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat!"
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4077 posts 3/24/2017 8:34 am |
Mine would be to see all viewers on my blog, you know, those quite ones who just view, without ever commenting.
Ok, if they never leave a comment, they may not be worth knowing or just shy, not interested, etc, I get it.
Or the one to show me the last time someone had sex, and with whom!
For those who don't know me, people watching is my other job! 
Or the one to split the solely attention seeking from the others.
I suppose after a few interactions with them, I should know! But I don't! 
I am still waiting for this teleporting nanotechnology thingy to get to where you just click on a pic of someone, and poof, they emerge out of your screen, a creature made out of light or something, a hologram with a real vagina, anything you can fuck, and pop them back in the screen when you are done, an hour later. And the 'other' never even knew! Or they get notified, that someone just fucked them!  A proper NSA thing!
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7262 posts 3/24/2017 9:22 am |
Good jokes. You came up with some pretty good options there.
Vive La Difference
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16552 posts 3/24/2017 9:29 am |
I like the trash can thing. . You drag them to the trash can and they can never see you anywhere again.
Great jokes! 
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Looks like you did your research some interesting questions I hope you get the answers your looking for. But I did enjoy the have all the women been eaten,. good one.
The tony joke and the last one.. ty..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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4077 posts 3/24/2017 10:19 am |
Quoting tickles4us:
Good jokes. You came up with some pretty good options there.
Hi tickles, thank you thank you!
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4077 posts 3/24/2017 10:22 am |
Quoting goodatpoetry2:
I like the trash can thing. . You drag them to the trash can and they can never see you anywhere again.
Great jokes!
Hey goodatpoetry thank you. The trash bin, I am sure a lot of us would of liked that. Shift through the 400 million members (?) in less than a decade
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4077 posts 3/24/2017 10:30 am |
Quoting Tmptrzz:
Looks like you did your research some interesting questions I hope you get the answers your looking for. But I did enjoy the have all the women been eaten,. good one.
The tony joke and the last one.. ty..
Hi tmptrzz thank you. Happy you like the jokes. All this earth shuddering revelations I am thinking about....keeps me out of trouble! Oh...come on girl! No wish link?
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859 posts 3/24/2017 11:34 am |
Good jokes.
  Today i broke my personal record for most consecutive days alive. 
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4077 posts 3/24/2017 11:38 am |
qwerty, thanx!
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4077 posts 3/25/2017 1:36 am |
Hey author, thank you! Glad you enjoying it all. Sorry about the screen! I will start putting a warning, reading and drinking coffee is dangerous, you may miss a sentence or your mouth!
I will also keep you a signed copy of the book. You will like Stalking for the self employed!
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4077 posts 3/25/2017 5:07 pm |
Hey sweetcirce hi and welcome. That would be a great way to find out so much about them. Two camps is correct. I assume we are including both sexes here?
Thanx for visiting.
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32404 posts 3/26/2017 10:43 am |
I mostly get really young guys or psychos so I just delete.
the ones in my age group flirt but don't do anything else....sighs
I loved the dwarf joke...I know I shouldn't but I did.
and the granny joke. delicious
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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4077 posts 3/26/2017 10:57 am |
Hi wicked. A link for you would be a notification, something like, you have received a message from a psycho/35yo/on a triple bypass, again!
The granny was a bit cute, lolol, meant the joke
Thanx for visiting. Still working out your last post, was she getting married in Goa, on someones garden...I wonder...
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