Oh no, April the 1st tomorrow  

greekphilosopher 56M
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3/31/2017 6:17 am

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Oh no, April the 1st tomorrow


April's fool day tomorrow. The day, the only day in the year, I am not risking arrest by playing a prank on someone. Watch out people. Good pranksters always keep a straight face. Here is some of my favorite pranks.

Ask your police person friend to give you a few meters of that tape, with 'police' or 'crime scene' written on it, and wrap it around your target's gate, car, shed.

Ask a traffic warden to give you some of those waterproof holders they use to stick parking tickets on car screens, and stick them on all cars on your street. Empty. For bonus points add a personal note explaining you just wanted to prank them for April's fool day, and include the number of your boss/mother in law/best enemy, etc

Place a knorr cube, or a small piece of it inside the head of their shower. Chicken should be quite effective.

Take a large pack of condoms from the shelve in the supermarket, and place it on someone's trolley, while they are not looking. Or a hair product on a bold guys trolley.

Mayo filled donuts for the .

Take a 'sold' or 'for sale' sign from a house and stick it on your neighbors/friends house.

Super glue a coin on a busy pavement, and watch how many try to pick it up.



You know it is April's fool day on Meelp

For the boys
1 You found a nice woman
2 She is local
3 A woman has sent you a first message
4 Your profile was viewed 1000 in a day
5 IM works
6 You got a reply to your first message

For the girls
1 You received a message with more that 4 sentences
2 No dick pic attached
3 A nice local man has messaged you
4 Your profile was viewed 0 times in a day
5 IM works
6 You messaged someone first, and they never replied

Did you say Jokes?

UK WEATHER

In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury, and The Royal Commission
for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate
should no longer be referred to as 'British Weather', but rather than
offend a sizable portion of the population, it should be referred to as
'Muslim Weather'

In other words……………partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.

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WHERE WOULD YOU BE:

IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?

IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?

IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU

IF - YOUR BATH WATER HAD BEEN RUN?

IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT ?

IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU,
WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?
SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?

Well..... HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!!

YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG FUCKIN' HOUSE!

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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that"

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars? "The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that MONEY to fix up the house and send you to a great college!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million dollars could buy?"

The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."




greekphilosopher 56M
4087 posts
3/31/2017 6:18 am

Do you know any good pranks? Or, when do you know is April's fool day on here?


pocogato12 67F  
30676 posts
3/31/2017 6:41 am

I lost my tea everywhere laughing at these but the million dollars is worth a
trillion laughs!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for ending March so uproariously

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Tmptrzz 57F  
68401 posts
3/31/2017 6:54 am

I am always careful on this day as well, I have had a lot of practical jokes played on me, some fun and some not so nice..I hope you have a great weekend..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


shadesofginger2 64F  
544 posts
3/31/2017 7:38 am

Oh, I loved these! It's so great to find actual jokes in an Meelp Blog! I've been so fortunate that I've been finding more bloggers that write about a variety of topics and you certainly have interesting posts!

Ginger


tickles4us 57M
6901 posts
3/31/2017 10:56 am

Some good ones there. That shower head one though would require an equally nasty payback.

Vive La Difference


greekphilosopher 56M
4087 posts
3/31/2017 11:22 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I lost my tea everywhere laughing at these but the million dollars is worth a
    trillion laughs!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for ending March so uproariously
Poor pocogato with no tea! Always glad you enjoy the jokes. Potentially and realistically off Meelp next? Thanx for dropping in!


greekphilosopher 56M
4087 posts
3/31/2017 11:26 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I am always careful on this day as well, I have had a lot of practical jokes played on me, some fun and some not so nice..I hope you have a great weekend..
I know what you saying tmptrzz about been careful on the day. There is a very fine line between funny and not. Especialy if you are a usual prankster like me. Some people never forget!!! Thanx for visiting. Have a great one yoursrelf,


greekphilosopher 56M
4087 posts
3/31/2017 11:31 am

    Quoting shadesofginger2:
    Oh, I loved these! It's so great to find actual jokes in an Meelp Blog! I've been so fortunate that I've been finding more bloggers that write about a variety of topics and you certainly have interesting posts!

    Ginger
Thanx ginger. Always happy to share a few jokes. If you find a post that may not be so interesting, pour yourself a couple of glasses of wine, and then come back and read again! Thanx for dropping by!


greekphilosopher 56M
4087 posts
3/31/2017 11:33 am

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Some good ones there. That shower head one though would require an equally nasty payback.
Equally nasty tickles4us? Do you mean beef flavour then? Thanx for comming in!


goodatpoetry2 69M
16571 posts
3/31/2017 11:56 am

Loved the jokes.


greekphilosopher 56M
4087 posts
3/31/2017 12:11 pm

Thanx goodatpoetry2. My fav from these? The British weather! Thanx for visiting!


wickedeasy 69F  
32435 posts
4/1/2017 1:30 pm

kick ass joke

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


greekphilosopher 56M
4087 posts
4/1/2017 1:49 pm

Thanx wicked! I will guess here your pick is the last one? Cheers for dropping in too!


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