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Diary of a Side Chick
Posted:May 18, 2017 4:10 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2019 11:22 am
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I’m on here looking for a friend with benefits but I’ve been on dating sites for over a year now and no one really understands the true meaning of that phrase as I have vented in other blogs. But wanting to live life and have fun while refusing to be some old lady whose vagina grows shut, I keep chugging along losing hope I’ll ever find what I really want. That just means I am forced to settle for just enjoying the moment. I’m not looking for a paved road to the future but a trip to the movies or a concert every now and then should be attainable.

I spend way too much time thinking, my mind never stops. I have come to learn it is your own mind that drives you crazy. But I am my own psychiatrist/psychologist so I manage pretty well. I make crazy work for me by keeping it fun rather than psychotic.

So this morning I look at a profile and it immediately triggered my analyzing mind. The dude’s tagline was: Unhappily married 35 yr old man. How sad is that? I didn’t take pity though, instead it pissed me off. I’m tired of the married/attached bullshit. If you are on here because you and your wife have an open relationship then cool otherwise you are just a dick to both yourself and her.

Don’t think that I don’t know because I have been there before. I have cheated in relationships because of being unhappy. Although it was a secret at first, it didn’t take long to realize that living a miserable life only to look forward to a few stolen moments of happiness every now and then wasn’t enough for me. So I ended relationships and walked away in pursuit of the things that made me happy.

Some might say there is a thrill to cheating, sneaking around, an excitement you can’t get anywhere else. There is an excitement but there is also the disappointment when you can’t get away. So my solution to that is make and keep excitement in your relationship so you don’t have to look for it somewhere else. It’s not that hard to do.

Some guys have the façade of the happy perfect family so they mask their unhappiness for the benefit of everyone else around them. Is it really noble to sacrifice your own happiness to have the people you love or once loved believe in something that is not true?

Plus there is also someone else involved – the side chick. Nothing is ever fair to the side chick yet she endures it. Even if the side chick knows that she is only a side chick, it still affects her in ways the guy never even sees because he is too busy juggling his own despair.

You hook up with someone because there is an attraction and you are both horny. You have great sex, something you probably aren’t getting at home (by the way – neither is your wife). You go home and crawl into bed next to your wife and as time passes, you are laying there wishing you were banging your side chick, sneaking the “I want you” texts to her as your wife makes your dinner.

So the side chicks wants you too, she is horny again. But you can’t come up with a good enough excuse to get out so time passes. So now you disappointed the side chick as she has to find another way to deal with wanting sex. She might bang someone else and you might bang your wife but the sex you wanted together took a back seat. More time passes. The guy finds the time to get away and messages the side chick. They get together and fuck again. My point is – it is always at the guy’s convenience. When the guy is horny enough he finds a way to make it happen but when the side chick is horny, she is shit out of luck.

It’s even more pathetic when the side chick is the best sex you ever had and willing to give it to you at any time and you are too busy living a lie just so you don’t look like you are the bad guy. Well guess what….you are the bad guy!

The very first time I cheated on someone was after years of being cheated on. As I drove home, I did not have one feeling of guilt so I knew that my relationship was over, that I did not love him anymore. I went home, packed up and left.

It’s a new era though and a faithful commitment is a rarity. I have become a firm believer in an open mind and total honesty in a relationship. There is a difference between sex and love. Now when two people love each other, they are still bombarded with temptation and lust. We are all human. I can love someone with all my heart and see a hot guy walk past and still want to fuck him. No different for men but women don’t allow the men to even look because the relationship lacks security. I’m the type that will point out the hot chick to my man so he doesn’t miss her walk by.

If more women were open, men wouldn’t be cheating behind their backs. Being in a relationship doesn’t mean you are terminated from the rest of the world, especially in today’s society where sex is booming. Being loyal and committed doesn’t mean you can’t have fun, it is up to the two people in that relationship to establish boundaries. But I guess you can’t force that on someone with a closed mind.
That security has to be there so trust and honesty are vital in building that. That is the only way the boundaries will expand. But what the fuck do I know, I’m single and can’t find a guy for anything more than a hook-up. I can’t even get a real date out of the deal lol.

I’m the best sex you ever had but not worthy of a night out, dinner, a movie, skydiving, going to the beach, or any type of a fun time. Guess that is your loss because if you think the sex is good, it’s even better when you treat me like a woman.

I’m just irritated because I don’t get what everyone else gets yet I give so much more. I’m not even in dire need of the relationship status, just a true fwb. Guess it is what I deserve if I play with married or attached but even the single guys are the same way just with no legit excuse.

I fucked a guy who had a girlfriend and he felt guilty after so he bought her flowers. She posted it on FB as if he was so wonderful LOL. Saddest part of that for me is that I don’t get flowers. The saddest part of being single for the past year is that I learned to think like a man. Until I am proven wrong, men are only good for one thing – their dick! So while you think you are using me, maybe it is the other way around.

Appreciate your side chick or your fwb once in a while because life would be boring without her!

Thanks for letting me vent!
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So Appetizing
Posted:Feb 23, 2017 4:17 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2018 5:17 pm
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Michael and Jess had been dating for about a month. Most nights consisted of watching movies followed by incredible sex. One night they decided to change things up a bit and go out for dinner first.

They found a quiet little table in the corner of the restaurant. They both ordered steak and while their mouths watered in anticipation, their hunger was for far more than a savory steak.

They couldn't help but wish they were back at home fucking. While it was nice to be out, they wanted each other too much to share with a crowded restaurant.

Michael whispered, "Take off your panties."
Jess smiled devilishly and her hands went under the table and she slid her panties down to her ankles, lifting one foot and then the other, catching her panties in her hand. She rolled them up and reached across the table placing them in Michael's hands.

He stuffed them in his pocket and kicked a shoe off, sliding his foot up her leg. His foot slipped in between her legs making its way under her skirt. She could feel his toes make their way up her thigh to her warm pussy which was already wet and throbbing. He used his foot with more precision than his hands, caressing her clit with his toe, running it up and down her slit as her juices overflowed.

Jess's breathing was getting heavier and heavier as she held on to the table trying to hold in her pleasure. Just then, the waitress came to the table with their food. Michael didn't stop and Jess, seemingly flustered, squeezed her thighs together holding his foot in place until the waitress walked away.

Jess grabbed his foot and pushed it out of the way, knocking her fork to the ground.
"Excuse me," she said as she slid under the table to retrieve her fork. Michael knew it wasn't an accident so he sat back and watched as she undid his pants, reaching in and pulling out his hard cock.

He put a piece of steak in his mouth. "Mmmmm," he savored the taste as Jess wrapped her lips around the tip of his cock. She was hungry and took the whole thing in her mouth, her tongue licking every inch as it slip deep down her throat.

He grabbed her by the hair in an effort to slow her down. He watched under the table as she licked her way to the top of his cock and twirled the tip in her mouth, sucking gently, tasting the cum he couldn't hold back. Then she stopped and made her way back to her seat.

Michael excused himself and went to the restroom. She waited a moment and then made her way to the men's room. As she opened the door, he was standing at the sink happily surprised. He grabbed hold of her and kissed her, backing her into a stall. She undid his pants as he jacked up her skirt. He reached for her pussy, still wet and lifted her onto his dick. She bounced up and down as he thrust himself deep inside her. Her moans were getting louder and louder with each thrust.

Just then, the door opened. He slowed down but didn't stop. He took her shirt off and toss it to the floor and started sucking her tits as she slowly slid her pussy up and down his long shaft. The man noticed her shirt drop to the floor and figured out what was going on in the stall. "Don't let me interrupt," he said.

Jess quickly hopped off Michael and put her hands on the wall behind the toilet, spreading her legs and putting her ass high in the air for him. He grabbed her by the ass and quickly rammed his dick in her from behind. Her moans turned to cries of "Yes, yes, Oh my God."

Michael could hear the other man in the stall next to them, breathing heavy with them as he stroked his cock. He fucked Jess harder and harder, ramming his cock all the way in and all the way out, he could see her cum all over it. She was shaking, her legs getting wobbly, he knew she couldn't take much more and neither could he.

"Cum with me Baby," she cried. She reached around and grabbed his balls as he filled her pussy with his cum. He held her tight until she was able to stand on her own without falling over and they got dressed. As they left the bathroom, they heard the man in the stall say, "Thank you."

Their food was getting cold but they worked up an appetite and finished their meal. Then they decided to go home and have dessert.
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Road Trip
Posted:Feb 13, 2017 5:00 am
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2017 4:55 am
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One warm summer night, Courtney and Matt decided to go for a ride. They drove for more than an hour with the windows down and the music blaring, talking, laughing and singing. The moon was bright and the sky filled with stars, it was the perfect evening.

Watching Courtney smile and laugh with her hair blowing in the wind make Matt wish she was blowing him. So eventually, he found a back road and decided to follow it and see where it took them. Courtney cuddled up to him as he drove the windy dirt road into the dark woods.

Being so close to him as he maneuvered the sometimes rough terrain made her want more of him, sooner rather than later. She started to rub his leg, from his knee to his inner thigh, slowly moving her hand closer to his cock. Teasing his growing hard-on, she could tell his concentrate wasn’t on the road. She rubbed his throbbing cock through his jeans. It didn’t take long for her fingers to make their way to the button of his pants. She popped open the button and then rubbed her hand up and down his pants even harder, feeling how hard his cock had grown.

Courtney leaned into Matt as he drove and kissed him passionately. He could tell how much she wanted him and he wanted her even more. She put her ass in the air and kneeled down, placing her head on his lap as he sped up searching for a place to pull over. With her teeth, she unzipped his zipper and quickly pulled out his rock hard cock. She wrapped both hands around it and quickly he felt her lips wrap around the tip of his cock. Her tongue danced around the head of his cock before it slid deep into her throat. Up and down her mouth went on his cock, in and out of her warm wet mouth it slid. Her head bobbed up and down as she twisted her tongue around his shaft while fiddling with his balls. She sucked him fast and hard but didn’t want him to cum yet so she slowed down and tenderly licked his balls, sucking them into her mouth, ravishing his balls with her tongue while slowly stroking his cock.

He reached his hand over to her ass, slipped his fingers under her skirt and ripped her panties off to the side so he could get at her hot pussy. Still driving, with one hand, he reached for her clit first, rubbing it, wanting to suck it so bad as he could feel it swell. His fingers slid down to her sopping wet pussy. He plunged two fingers inside her and she began to moan loudly as he went deeper and deeper inside her.

He couldn't take much more so he just stopped the car in the middle of the road. He barely had the car in park when Courtney ripped off her shirt and hopped on his lap. She rubbed her tits in his face and he grabbed hold of them, kissing and sucking her hard nipples as she lowered her hot cunt down onto his massive cock. It slid right in and she started to ride him like never before. Her pussy felt so tight around his dick as she moved up and down on him. He wanted to shoot his load deep inside her but he held out for more.

Matt reached over and opened the door. "Let's go outside," he said.

He grabbed Courtney and kissed her before turning her around and shoving her against the car. He tore her skirt off and her panties fell to the ground. She spread her hands on the hood as he took his cock and guided it into her throbbing pussy. He rammed it inside her nice and deep. Her body jolted toward the car. He did it again and again until he felt her cum all over his cock. Her body quivered as he shoved his cock in and out of her dripping pussy. He looked down and watched his cum covered cock slide in and out, holding onto her tight ass as he fucked her.

Her moans intensifies, turning to cries of pleasure. She screamed “Yes, yes, my god, yes." His cock covered in her ecstasy, oozing with anticipation, slamming deep inside her pussy. He couldn’t hold out any longer. One last thrust put him over the edge as he filled her sweet pussy with cum.

Collapsing on the hood of the car, unable to move, they laid there covered in each other’s juices, watching the stars.
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Mind blowing
Posted:Jan 9, 2017 5:48 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2019 11:21 am
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As much as I love sex, it is very hard for me to have an orgasm. I will moan with pleasure and many times come really close but I've learned to accept that if I don't have one, it is all ok because it still felt great.

Sometimes I think it is because I try to hard and put too much pressure on myself plus I love to please so I never relax enough to let myself go. I am a writer so that makes me a thinker, a contemplator, an analyzer. Anyone who possesses creativity knows what I mean when I say that my mind never stops.

Basically I am on this site to hook up because I love sex. I've made it no secret that I am looking for a FWB that is truly that...a friend being the scarce word. I do want more than just the benefits part but not looking for a full blown relationship or finding a soulmate or love. I figure that will find me when the time and person is right.

So despite the F in FWB, I take what I can get and never go into it expecting the friend part because I feel it is a rare find on this site. I understand most times it doesn't happen because women can be crazy, too emotional, get attached too easily, etc. which is why I keep feelings separated from hook-ups. I'm smart and strong enough to do that.

But there is one thing I learned recently. Too many hook-ups go without the stimulation created by conversation. Maybe some don't need it, are afraid of it, or just don't want it but it can make the sex so much more amazing.

My last hook-up didn't consist of a lot of talk before we planned a get together. It also didn't consist of any talk about sex. We didn't discuss what we liked sexually or what we were going to do to each other. We started with a hug and talked for a while getting to know each other a little bit, still no talk of sex. We put a movie in and kind of cuddled up on the couch. Then gentle caresses led us to the bedroom and it was mind blowing.

I'd like to attribute that to the conversation, it stimulated more than just my mind. It relaxed me enough to let go, clear my mind and enjoy the moment. And I enjoyed it over and over! It didn't hurt that he knew how to eat pussy. And he actually did eat pussy, he didn't just put it on his profile or tell me all about how great he was at doing it and how much he loved it. He was a man of action, not all talk.

My only regret was that I felt selfish after round two. I totally took advantage of the enjoyment. But that's what I needed. Don't feel bad for him, I am almost positive he walked away satisfied too but I just cannot wait for the next round because it is my turn to blow his mind!
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Cougar lovin'
Posted:Dec 8, 2016 3:34 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2019 11:19 am
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I often sit and try to figure out why hot young guys want older women so much. Common answers are maturity and experience, older women know what they want and less drama. I can see that.

Still I look at these with their flawless skin, stylish hair, flat abs, perky tits and tiny virgin-like pussies and have to laugh.

But I do believe that confidence is one of the most sexy traits out there. may have confidence but it is accompanied with conceit which makes them shallow and less concerned with their partner's needs. Despite being self-conscious about some things, I still possess a ton of confidence. And it keeps growing in my pursuit of younger generations because they make it so easy. Thanks!

What they don't realize is that the satisfaction of a cougar comes in many ways. So don't get all worked up because you came too quick. Cougars are not all about themselves. And even though you feel you cheated her of your awesome orgasm-producing skills, she is not disappointed because she knows there is more to cum (no pun intended). After all, I am sure you promised her more than one round.

That is one of the reasons she is with you - stamina. So after you blow the first one, suck it up and enjoy it as she gets you ready for round two. Besides, there are a lot of things an older woman enjoys in the mean time.

First of all, she gets a certain satisfaction just out of the meeting itself. Especially if it is the first time you are hooking up with an older woman or the first time you are meeting a stranger from the internet and getting right down to fucking. A good cougar is going to make sure you never forget it.

Generally a cougar has been through all the bullshit. When she is not looking for love and is there because of your hot body, your cuteness, your young hard cock, she is still a woman and enjoys simple things like talking or just your touch. And whether you believe it or not, you will most likely enjoy that too.

If I am in bed with a guy, even if round one was a failure in his eyes, I still cannot keep my hands off him. We can lay there and talk and I will rub his chest, hold on to his cock, rub his balls, crawl back on top of his and kiss him everywhere and anywhere. I guess this is something guys don't get from younger girls because I've been told more than once how nice it is to feel wanted.

Wow bitches - wake up! Men like to think they know how to treat a woman and that can be debatable at times but it works both ways so you better know how to treat your man or else I'm gonna find him here on Meelp. Sad but true, not my fault though and not necessarily his fault either. Get your head out of your own ass and put it where it belongs.

And guys, failure in round one doesn't leave her disappointed, it leaves her wanting more so give it to her because she knows you can.
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I'm real...what are you?
Posted:Dec 2, 2016 4:24 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2019 11:20 am
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LOL...you have to find the humor in online dating/hook-ups.

I read profiles before I decide whether I'm going to talk to a guy. Married, girlfriend, attached status means it's going to be harder to hook-up but some guys make it happen. I just learned not to expect anything more than that one hook-up although sometimes they come back for more. It's not going to be steady because no one is creative enough to make excuses and alibis.

So you would think single guys are easier to hook up with and they are with the exception of those who are all talk. I read guys profiles where they question if girls on this site are real and they stress they are there to actually meet up. If they are single and they find a girl who is willing to meet them, it should be a done deal.

Most looking for FREQUENT friends with benefits do not know the definition of frequent. It's not once a month or two, or when they realize they can't hook up with anyone else. But hey, I'm on here to get some so despite my pet peeve that it is always only when the guy wants it, I give in.

Then you have the profiles where the guy has an extreme sex drive and is looking for someone who can keep up...lol....same as above.

I'd like to think I am honest and intelligent so as an honest and intelligent woman, when I say I have an uncontrollable sex drive, I mean it. When you say let's get together and I say yes, I mean it. When we set a time, I get ready. If I am coming to you or meeting you somewhere, I am there on time and ready to do everything we spent hours talking about. If you are coming to me, once again, I am ready and waiting.

I am a very cool, open-minded person, I trust people, I'm extremely easy-going, fun and don't let the little things in life bother me BUT when you spend the day or days getting me hornier than I already was and never show up, I get frustrated and pissed. Your pics must have been photoshopped because you have no balls. Your profile is bullshit and you don't need pussy because you are one.

I just read a guy's blog and he mentioned how he hates how women bash men and say it is all men because one douchebag hurt them. I'm not bashing all men, there are some awesome guys out there. And I am open-minded enough to trust each one until I am fucked over by them.

I will admit I am slightly guilty of what he is saying by my stand against older men, especially with gray hair and yes that is because one man turned me off for all the rest. But that is an appearance thing and sorry but appearance turns me on so if I am not attracted to you, I'm not going to hook up with you. I really prefer younger guys, that's just how it is.

So if I message you or you message me and we keep talking, and you are a real man who means what he says then lucky me. If you stand me up, I don't know - maybe it's a game you enjoy, just know you didn't break my heart you just pissed me off and you are the one who lost out. So if a few dirty pics and some dirty talk is all you need, great - glad I could help and hope it got you off enough until you find another chick willing to hear your shit.

I like games - naked twister, strip poker, role play - but I'm not here to play the kinds of games where I am just a pawn 50 miles away. I'll gladly be your pawn but I better feel your hands on me when you move me.

When I say I want sex, that means I want to fuck so if you don't plan on following through with it, don't bother talking to me and setting it up. I'll send you a face pic or two and I have 3 pics on my profile but if you want more, come take your own!

Sorry I had to vent but it just amazes me that some guys are more of a girl than I am LOL
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Happy ending
Posted:Nov 21, 2016 3:47 am
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2016 4:03 am
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You had a long week at work, full of stress and tension, the weekend is finally here so you are looking to relax and unwind.

I take you into the bathroom, undress you and have you step into the tub filled with silky bubbles. Surrounded by candlelight, I pour you a relaxing glass of wine. Then I wash you with a soapy sponge so you can feel the hot water drip over your body. The bubbles are soft and smooth making your body slippery as hell. I’m begin washing your hair, you feel the suds tingle beneath my fingers as I massage your scalp.

I want to get in the tub and climb on top of your slippery cock but this isn't about what I want, it's all about you.

You lay there relaxing in the steamy water as I rub your body, the soapy sponge is the perfect light massage and you can feel the tension of the week release from your body.

When you are ready to get out of the tub, I dry you with a towel and lead you to the candlelit bedroom. You lay down and I rub you with oil making your hot body feel loose and free from your head to your toes. The oil is warm and you will lay on your stomach and feel it trickle down the middle of your back. I start by rubbing your neck and shoulders. You feel my fingers work each muscle in your upper body. I work my way down your back, starting in the middle and rubbing the warm oil all over. As I straddle over your ass, my hands caress your back until every part of it has been touched. You will feel my fingers run across your ribs as I make my way down to your hips.

Once again, you feel the warm oil trickle over your ass, running down your crack, settling on your balls until it slowly drips down them. My hands work the oil from your ass around to your hips as I work my way back to your ass. My oily fingers will knead your ass as I slowly slip them between your cheeks gathering the oil and spreading it down to your balls. Then I caress each ball slithered in oil, going back and forth. You feel my hot breath on your ass as suck your balls from behind. You feel your balls roll around my warm mouth, you feel my tongue lick each one.

I slide down a bit and rub your inner thighs - first the back of them, then the outer thighs and I go down to the back of your knees. I slowly and gently massage down your legs to your feet.

I work my way back up, rubbing along the way. You will feel my body slide up to your neck. You feel my tits slide up your back, my nipples as hard as can be. You feel my hot wet pussy as it throbs against your legs and comes to rest on your ass. I whisper in your ear to roll over. Then I straddle you again, your hard cock pressing against my moist pussy as I drizzle the warm oil over your chest. I take my hands and rub the oil from your chest to your neck and shoulders. Then as I rub your chest, I suck on each nipple. My tongue slips and slides around your nipples as my hands make their way lower.

Rubbing and caressing your abdomen until my fingers find their way to your thighs, inner and outer. Then you feel the warm oil trickle all around your cock, dripping to your balls. My hands grab hold of your cock and rub it up and down. It is very slippery, my hand slides so easily around your cock. You feel my fingers at the tip of your cock, stroking down to the base, they wrap around tightly and slide back up to the tip, up and down your cock I rub.

Then you feel my mouth wrap around the head of your cock, licking and sucking gently while my hands take your balls and rub the oil all around them again. I stroke your cock some more as I lower myself to your thighs and down to your feet again. You feel my body slither back up to your middle as I reach over for a candle. I slowly drizzle the hot wax down your stomach.

Then I straddle you backwards so you can watch my ass as I suck your cock some more. Before taking it in my mouth, I pour more wax on your inner thighs. It is so hot as it runs in between your legs but all you feel is your cock in my warm wet mouth, taking it slowly deep down my throat. My tongue slowly dances around your cock as I go up and down, nice and slow so you can enjoy all the feelings. Your moans will guide me as I devour your cock.

You lay there and as you enjoy it, your hands grab my ass. You rub my ass as I fuck your cock with my mouth. Your fingers slowly make their way between my ass cheeks, spreading them apart, making way for your finger to slip inside of me. As my head goes up and down on you, your finger slides in and out of my tight ass.

I start to suck harder and faster, twisting it and wrapping my tongue around your cock, going up and down as you finger fuck my ass. I start to taste your sweet cum. I suck and swallow as you explode in my mouth. I keep sucking harder, wanting more. But you want more too. So you flip me off of you, roll me over, smack my ass and order it up in the air.

You grab the oil and cover my ass in it. Then you grab my hips and guide my ass onto your hard cock. Slowly it slips inside and you rock me back and forth until it is all the way inside. Then you pull it out slowly and slip inside gently a second time. You pull out again and this time, you push it straight in nice and hard. I scream with pleasure. It feels so good.

I reach my hand down between my legs and rub my pussy. Your fingers reach between my legs and slide into my cunt. The harder your fuck my ass, the harder I rub my clit. Your fingers are full of my hot cum and with one final thrust you ram your cock deep into my ass and shoot your load deep inside me.
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How Nice It Is To Finally Meet You
Posted:Oct 2, 2016 6:57 am
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2016 5:39 pm
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The weekend was finally here. Jessica was looking forward to getting laid, it’s been a while. Friday evening, Joey sent Jessica a message that he was on his way. They were both so excited at the thought of finally being able to jump into bed together.

They met online a few weeks earlier and both talked about this day and hoped it would be even better than they ever could imagine. It was a long drive for Joey so on the way he kept hoping he wasn’t making the trip for nothing. It was almost too good to be true, having a girl waiting who was planning on fucking his brains out all night. But thoughts of pussy and ass took over his mind and his cock. By the time he arrived, he was ready to explode.

For Jessica, the hour before he got there seemed like forever. Her heart raced with excitement from the moment he said he was on his way. Was he really? What if after an hour, he never shows up? She couldn’t think negative so she finished getting ready and waited as patiently as she could. The only thing she could picture in her mind was ravishing him when he walked through the door. That thought kept the smile on her face.

When he first walked in the door, there was an awkward moment, only lasting about 2 seconds. She gave him a hug and he pulled her in closer to him so she could feel his hard-on through his jeans. She wanted him so bad and he wanted her just as much.

The original plan was to go get something to eat and have a few drinks before going back to her house and getting it on. But there was no way they would make it through dinner. They needed to fuck. So they went back to her bedroom where he pulled her into his arms and kissed her. Then Jessica ran her hands down his chest and pushed him onto the bed.

"Oh my God," she said, "You look so good. I want you so bad."
Joey looked at her standing there is a black dress with high heeled black boots up to her knees. The dress was short. He grabbed her by the ass and ran his hand up the dress to see if she had any panties on. She did…black lace and he could tell they were soaking wet already.

She took his shirt off, pushed him onto the bed and straddled his lap. She ran her fingers through his hair as she kissed him, tipping his head back as her tongue ran down his neck. Then she kissed the back of his neck toward his ear and whispered, "Are you ready for this?" Her breathe on his neck sent shivers throughout his body as he nodded yes.

He could feel her wet panties rub against his jeans as she ran her fingers down his chest kissing and licking all the way down until she was on her knees in between his legs. She reached for his pants and unbuttoned them, slid down the zipper and his rock hard cock was released and throbbing just as much as her pussy was. She stood up in front of him and he slid her dress up over her head. She stood there in a black lace bra with matching panties. They hugged her ass just perfectly. As much as Joey wanted them off, he couldn’t take his eyes off of her standing there in her underwear with the boots still on.

He reached over to take her bra off but Jessica pushed him back so he was laying on the bed. She kneeled down and began to devour his cock. Her warm wet lips wrapped around his thick cock as her tongue licked circles around the head, sucking gently before licking his entire cock up and down. It was so big that she had both hands guiding it into her mouth, going deeper and deeper each time. In and out, she sucked. He was on the verge of exploding trying to hold back because it felt so good but when she grabbed his balls and rubbed them as she sucked harder and faster, he couldn’t hold back and shot a load of cum right down the back of her throat. She swallowed and swallowed and never stopped sucking. When every drop was gone, she kissed and licked her way up his body. He could feel her tits brush over his cock as she kissed his stomach.

The next thing you know she was straddling him. She still had her panties on so she stood up over top of him and he reached up and slid them off of her. She sat slowly lowering herself on his cock, just letting the tip slip into her wet pussy. She teased him and herself slipping just the tip in and out. Each time she went down further until finally he was totally inside her. It felt so incredible that he could feel her juices running down his balls. She rode him slowly at first, he could feel her pussy quivering with each stride. Then she started to fuck him harder and faster, taking his cock deep inside her. He warned her that he was ready to cum again but it didn’t stop her. She fucked him over and over then lowered herself down on his chest and kissed him.

He rolled her over, she got on her knees, her tight ass up in the air and he slid his cock into her dripping wet pussy. It was so tight, his cock was loving it. He started fucking her faster, ramming his cock up her pussy, deep inside her. As he grabbed her by the hair and pulled her head back, he started to cum deep in her pussy fucking her hard the whole time until there was cum everywhere.

She collapsed down on the bed and he rolled over and watched as she rubbed their cum all over herself. He reached over and helped rub the cum on her tits, squeezing her hard nipples and caressing her while she played with her cum-filled pussy. She moaned and groaned as her fingers slid up and down her throbbing clit.

Joey just admired how she could keep giving it to herself. After a few minutes she stopped and just laid there with a smile on her face.
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So damn good I bring out the guilt in people??
Posted:Oct 2, 2016 3:35 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2019 11:19 am
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Sorry, feeling the need to vent so I’ll post a story later to make up for it.

Every once in a while it hits me…just how much the dating world sucks. My generation will probably agree that dating has taken on new meaning over the years. Dating was once considered one of three options – you were either in a relationship (we will call that committed) or dating (which was going out and hooking up but not making it official in any way) and then there was fucking (which just meant if you were a girl, you were a slut lol).

Nowadays it is down to two options – committed, which just means you are in an official relationship and whether or not you choose to be faithful doesn’t factor into it – or you are fucking, which has also been deemed as FWB. FWB is a less vulgar term but I am petitioning to have it changed to what it really is – BR which stands for Benefits Reaper. Guys aren’t looking to be your friend lol.

So being that I am a nympho and totally addicted to sex, I figured I could adapt to the new ways of the dating world and I have been managing so far. My attitude with it all is more of a guy attitude. If you call me for a booty call, come over, let’s do it, then get the fuck out. Don’t hang around all day and don’t expect to cuddle. Understand the concept of a booty call.

I am a tough independent woman and I know what I want, what I like, etc. I tell it like it is, I hide nothing, and I guess my downfall is that I expect that from others. So as much as I would like to say I can play this game, I still really suck at it.

I guess a huge gripe I have is don’t cyber sweet talk me to try to fuck me…I’m on this site for the same reason you are. What that means is if I say we are going to fuck then I mean it. You don’t have to message me all day and night on how you can’t wait to be with me and how you will rock my world by spending hours pleasuring me because that’s the kind of guy you are. I already know that according to you, you can go for hours and multiple times….blah, blah, blah.

Then we hook up. I get told things like “Oh my God you are amazing”, “This is by far the best sex I ever had” and then it comes….”You wore me out Babe” and “Once I cum two or three times, I’m done”. So the timeframe you gave me that we would be together ends up being shorter. So don’t take the day off of work and promise to rock my world and take care of me for 8 hours and brag about how you can’t wait for those 8 hours when after 2 or 3 hours, you’re done and out the door. See, there is a difference between a booty call and your promises.

I always always give the guy the opportunity to leave before anything starts. I’m not out to catfish anyone so if you walk in and I am not what you expected or what you want, I hold the door open and you can walk back out. But no one has yet. And I know it’s not that the sex is bad. And if that is the case, don’t over exaggerate your lies. Just simply say “yeah, it was good, I liked it.”

And then a lot of the times, factoring into all of this is the fact that you either have a girlfriend or are married. That is your problem, not mine so I make it pretty clear that it’s just sex with us and I wouldn’t do anything to interfere with your decision to keep it that way.

I guess what is really frustrating me right now and what I don’t understand is why a guy would turn around and use the girlfriend as a way to say it was a mistake. I am not a stupid girl. If I am the second girl you hooked up with and you are still online all the time, why do you expect me to believe that you are no longer going to be a because the guilt is killing you? At what point did you realize this? Was it when you said you wish you had this at home – which was right after you said this was by far the best sex you ever had?

And then men wonder why women are fucked up. If you don’t want to hook up again because maybe you didn’t really like me or you thought it sucked then since there is nothing between us – just be honest with me. Don’t play the girlfriend card. As tough as I am or claim to be, sometimes it just sucks!

If you made it through to the end of my rant – Thanks!
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How I became a MILF - Friday Flashback
Posted:Sep 23, 2016 5:29 am
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2016 7:41 am
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Sorry Wednesday’s story was late…..my has been sick.

So on to the Friday Flashback…

I’m only go back to February….when I made my debut into the online dating world.
Like after any bad break-up, it takes some time until the anger sets in and you are able to move on with your life. Once the tears dry up, you realize the horniness has built up and simply put…you need to get laid.

So I was unbelievable horny with no hope in sight. I am very picky, especially at this point in my life. I know what I want and I don’t want to settle for anything less just for the sake of getting laid. Going to the local dive bar seemed like a lost cause. So after a night of drinking with the girls, we went back to my place and my one friend frequented dating sites so she talked me into signing up.

And so it began…
I quickly found out that younger guys are into older women. A lot of them! Lucky me! It was like a giant buffet. I was quickly hooked.

The first weekend I spent every minute talking with a really hot guy named Sean. (Normally I would change the name to protect the innocent but not in this case lol). He said he was single but had a . We traded pics, talked dirty all weekend but couldn’t get together because it was the weekend of the big blizzard. I got 27” that weekend – not the kind I wanted though.

We attempted to make plans for the following weekend but our chats during the week because suspiciously limited. So being a clever girl, I did some digging and found his Facebook. He had just posted a lovely pic of him and his , his wife and his sitting on the couch with a caption referring to the happy family they were.

So because he lied straight out to me, I moved on. The next guy was “Don” and he warned me he was awkward but I didn’t mind. We quickly made a date and he came to my house. Keep in mind I was beyond horny. He walked in…over 6’ tall and looking really good.

So of course, there is the awkward moment of the first meeting but within a minute or two, he took me in his arms and kissed me. That broke the tension and his hands immediately went straight up my dress and cupped my ass. It was so intense so we went to my room. He definitely was not awkward at that moment.

We started fucking and it was a good fuck but a bit strange. He fucked like a rabbit. I never really encountered it quite like that before but it was still good. I guess I got used to it because we hooked up numerous times.

The only problem was that because of work schedules and other non-sensible reasons, it became a once-a-month thing so I eventually nicknamed him my period. That wasn’t enough for me so it became frustrating dealing with excuses. So he became more and more like a period, giving me cramps and a headache until he was ready for the monthly appearance.

In this time, I did learn why he called himself awkward. He was strange at times but we did have fun when we were together. We developed sort of a strange friendship.
In the long run, he was a good introduction into the online dating world. But I really didn’t want a period so I moved on and so has he. I guess if we really needed each other, we would hook up again but it’s been a while now.

Since Sean and Don, I have learned a lot. You learn as you go on these sites!
Some guys fuck like a rabbit, some make the strangest sounds when they are blowing their load but it’s all good for the most part. I’ve run into the not so great encounters but luckily I’m optimistic.

I know many of you (especially guys) would have wanted more juicy details of the sex but that’s what my Wednesday stories are for (except this week I was late posting it). These are just my adventures, experiences, my thoughts and I love writing so I hope you enjoy reading!
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How I became a MILF - Sunday sermon
Posted:Sep 18, 2016 6:09 am
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2016 4:29 am
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Italian Stallion Turns Out To Be A ’s Ass

I wasn’t planning on making this topic my first “sermon” but I’m still sitting here pissed off and in amazement that a guy can be such a douche.

I am addicted to sex like a junkie is to heroin. After a few days without it, I start going through withdrawal. Normally a fun-loving, happy, crazy girl – I start getting cranky and irritable and that quickly turns into mean and nasty.

Don’t tell me to just get myself off or use my toys because it is not the same and not what I am craving so therefore it does nothing for me at that point other than frustrate me more.

So all weekend, I was in my funk – I knew I had to get laid or Monday would not have been a pretty day at work – I would have ripped someone’s head off. So scrambling Saturday night, I hooked up with a guy from Meelp. I liked him enough to message him back but I really contemplated meeting him because he didn’t have me drooling. But I caved and told him to come over because at least I would be getting some, hopefully enough to hold me over for a few days.

He walked in and was much better looking in person so yay me! He was Italian and had a bit of an accent. So my first thoughts were “you know what they say about Italians!”

I always give the guy the opportunity to back out and leave but he chose to stay. We go back to the bedroom and as I reach for his cock – it was nice and thick and I knew it would do the job. It could have been longer but it was still much better than the last few I hooked up with so I felt a sense of relief and was ready to get started.

He kissed great and made his way down on me. He ate pussy like a pro. I’m not totally into oral sex on me. I’m tough when it comes to making me cum and I hate 69 because if you are eating me out, I want to concentrate totally on that. I’ll suck your dick after lol.

So I thoroughly enjoyed when he was down there. He never stopped once for a breath. His tongue and mouth just kept going.

Then I returned the favor and we eventually started fucking. It was good, not mind-blowing but I was getting fucked so yay for me again!

When we were done, we laid there a while. I heard him start to snore every once in a while and in between snores, he was playing on his phone. Usually guys will lay there and talk to me and laugh with me but whatever.

Then he said he was going to leave because he wanted a cigarette. I said we can go out on the porch and smoke but he said he left his in the car. I offered one of mine but he smoked menthol so he said he would run down to his car and get them and come back in to have a smoke with me. So I walked out on my porch and he sped away in his car. Really??

Wham! Bam! I didn’t even get a thank you mam. So guys, if you find a girl and hook up and fuck her – have a little decency. Be semi-grateful.

I’ve been on POF for a while but new to Meelp. From what I’ve been told, hooking up with a totally NSA chick who actually fucks you doesn’t happen as often as guys would like so when it does – show some respect. Because I fucked him, I don’t deserve respect? Fuck you if that’s what you think.

And yet another prime example of how some guys ruin it for other guys.
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How I became a MILF - It's all about me!
Posted:Sep 18, 2016 5:31 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2019 11:17 am
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I love to sit and watch the sunrise on a Sunday morning – great time to reflect. I question myself, answer myself and try to understand how I got to the point I am now.

I have so many funny and naughty things to share that will make you laugh or think or both. But I feel like before I get into it, you should have a little background on me. So you will be blessed with two posts from me today!

Quick recap of my life – married at 17 and divorced by 30. Dated, had a 3 yr. relationship which I wasn’t happy in so I cheated with the “love of my life”. After 12 years, found out there is no such thing as the “love of my life”. And here I am…newly single again and finally living every day for ME.

The ass I was with for 12 years was 7 years older than me. The final year of our relationship I got a ton of excuses as far as sex went. He was too tired, too sore, too stressed, not feeling well, etc. and each excuse was followed by the words “I’m getting old.” I too have aches and pains every now and then, I too am getting old but never ever in my whole life have I used an excuse not to have sex. I am capable of fucking with a headache.

I love sex. Some say it is because I am in my prime but I have always loved to fuck. So his old man excuses are probably a good part of the reason why I now prefer younger guys. No offense to anyone older, I know not all men are like he was but that is how I feel.

I am 44 years old for another month yet and (knock on wood – praise the Lord) I have never had a gray hair yet. Still, because of boredom, I dye my hair about 3 times a year. I stood by that asshole while his brown hair turned gray and never once let it bother me. But because he made me bitter, gray hair totally turns me off now. Why are women expected to dye their hair and hide the gray but men can just let it go? Fuck that! You probably wouldn’t think I was hot if I had gray hair or hair coming out of my nose or ears so don’t expect me to think you’re hot. Yes, some say it makes you look distinguished but last time I looked, distinguished didn’t mean hot or sexy. Sorry…when I see gray, I think old - blame the asshole. I’m not 100% against older men or gray hair – some are hot and sexy but sorry – one man ruined it for you as far as I’m concerned.

Bad relationships scar a woman in many ways. The asshole told me I was too fat to fuck at the end. I’m not a beauty queen and have many flaws but I did find out younger guys love older women so lucky me! If only he could see the hot young guys who disagree with his “too fat to fuck” statement. Life has been amazing!
So the one thing that was quickly repaired after the break-up was my confidence. It’s not 100% but damn close. And when I sit and wonder how it is that I can fuck just about anyone I want, I realize it is because of my confidence. When a woman is confident – she becomes a sex magnet.

I’d really like to be able to teach a class for women to help them build their confidence because it is so empowering. I am also a very honest person and sometimes that amazes guys, they claim to love the fact that I say it like it is. Whether it’s true or just a line to get in my pants – I don’t know. (although I always say you don’t need to use a line just to get in my pants.)

So women – if you struggle with confidence or honesty within yourself, we will definitely talk more about this topic so keep with me.

And men – a lot of you will fuck anyone lol. And you know you can look at a chick who is smoking hot Barbi-doll perfect and then you have chicks like me, normal everyday girl who you can look at and say well yeah I’d fuck her. So my question is – with the everyday chicks, do you ever notice confidence in them and is that what really makes them attractive?
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How I became a MILF
Posted:Sep 16, 2016 6:27 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2016 4:27 am
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I'm a writer, or at least I used to be. I let someone steal my muse but I have decided I want it back! I have so much to share and someday I will write my novel but I'll let my voice be heard via this blog.

A little bit about me and what to expect...I am addicted to sex just as a junkie is addicted to heroin. If days turn into longer than a week I become cranky then nasty. I threaten to rip heads off. I need my fix.

I like to say I am not a or a slut, just a girl who loves to get fucked. I justify my status by saying I am selective but I don't even fool myself...I'm just a picky or a classy slut. Doesn't matter how you want to say it - I am who I am and I do what I want because I can.

So what I am going to try to do is write 3 times a week. Sunday I will post my weekly "sermon. You might learn a thing or two from this. If you are a man, you just might learn how a naughty girl thinks. If you are a woman, my sermon will bring confidence into your life.

Wednesday - hump day - I will post an erotic story so that if you are stuck on a computer or phone instead of actually getting a piece of ass, you will at least have something good to jerk off to. I'm just nice like that.

Then of course, Flashback Friday where I'll share an adventure with you.

So look for my blog "How I became a MILF" on Sunday!
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