RE-FRACTURED FAIRYTALES  

keithcancook 62M
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3/5/2017 10:44 am
RE-FRACTURED FAIRYTALES

RE-FRACTURED FAIRYTALES by keithcancook


SITTING ON A TUFFIT (OR, MY DERRY DAIRY DIARY)


I had found him in Ireland. He said his name was Lack-Toes, and sure enough not only was he barefoot, his feet had but a single toe between them. (I wondered should I call him Shoeless Toe, but thought better of it).

Anyway, Lack-Toes was intolerant. He despised foreigners and their strange wheys. And, while it was Gouda him to deign to talk to me, I could tell he had a Munsters heart.

He lived in a Cottage, with his very kosher girlfriend, matzah-Ella. When I finally got him talking I grilled him for awhile, over some bread and wine.

"It all began with Edam & Eve", he said. "They had all the right stuff. Cows. Goats. Sheep. Even buffaloes. It was a lot of work, though once they got through their daily rind, it was grate. Little else is known. If you truly seek to merge modern technology with ancient dairy you must go to Kurdistan. The Kurds will show you the way."

So I went. And now, you find them together. As ubiquitous as apples.





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keithcancook 62M
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3/5/2017 10:49 am

Well, that's about as corny as it gets. I reckon corn & cheese go together, too...

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pocogato12 66F  
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3/5/2017 11:53 am

I absolutely love this gem. Keep doing these!!!! and I say this cheesily

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effer2910 55M  
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3/5/2017 12:15 pm

I do not think I have grasped all the puns but I imagine the spirit of your post and I appreciate it. My English is not very good but let's not do it "tout un fromage"

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wickedeasy 68F  
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3/5/2017 12:23 pm

fucking brilliant. I think my brain exploded after the 5th pun but by then I was laughing so hard, I just wiped off the monitor and kept going.

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goodatpoetry2 68M  
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3/5/2017 1:20 pm

That was cheezy...


Curious_Ginger80 38F
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3/5/2017 2:07 pm

I love it! Superbly fun

Thanks for playing along with this month's symposium!

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greekphilosopher 55M
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3/5/2017 2:24 pm

Nice one ! Do the crackers and port come on the next post?


marysia4u 63F  
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3/5/2017 8:38 pm

Thanks for the


author51 55F  
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3/6/2017 1:47 am

    Quoting wickedeasy:
    fucking brilliant. I think my brain exploded after the 5th pun but by then I was laughing so hard, I just wiped off the monitor and kept going.

    a man who loves words. i'm so in.
Could not have said it better myself...

You are this Beavers favorite Cheesy guy,,,

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


spunkycumfun 58M/63F  
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3/6/2017 3:17 am

I love a good pun!


classicalrebel4 63M  
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3/8/2017 5:57 pm

Very nice!

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keithcancook 62M
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3/10/2017 6:56 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I absolutely love this gem. Keep doing these!!!! and I say this cheesily
Thanks for saying that! Perhaps I will make a series of it. The original Fractured Fairytales from the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show were full of puns, and I've been collecting puns in this blog from the get-go. Seems like a good marriage to me...

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keithcancook 62M
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3/10/2017 7:02 pm

    Quoting effer2910:
    I do not think I have grasped all the puns but I imagine the spirit of your post and I appreciate it. My English is not very good but let's not do it "tout un fromage"
Hello effer! Welcome to The Venting Blog. Have you truly left me a pun en Francais? Anyway, fromage makes the wheel go round.

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keithcancook 62M
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3/10/2017 7:07 pm

    Quoting wickedeasy:
    fucking brilliant. I think my brain exploded after the 5th pun but by then I was laughing so hard, I just wiped off the monitor and kept going.

    a man who loves words. i'm so in.
Aw shucks. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day. Thanks, wickedeasy. And welcome to The Venting Blog! Please feel free to add your own puns. I collect em, yanno. It's a tradition here. There's tons of em in my blog basement.

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keithcancook 62M
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3/10/2017 7:11 pm

Indeed. I found it on BrieBay. It's the number one place for second hand cheese.

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keithcancook 62M
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3/10/2017 7:15 pm

    Quoting Curious_Ginger80:
    I love it! Superbly fun

    Thanks for playing along with this month's symposium!
I happy you enjoyed it, Ginger. I hope to contribute to these symposia often. Thanks for visiting The Venting Blog, and

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keithcancook 62M
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3/10/2017 7:21 pm

    Quoting greekphilosopher:
    Nice one ! Do the crackers and port come on the next post?
Thanks, gp. Crackers and port, eh? I suppose I could have some on hand next time. Just in queso. Ha!

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keithcancook 62M
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3/10/2017 7:29 pm

    Quoting RibaldAmusement:
    You really milked those puns for all they were worth. Great job!
Oh hell yeah! Now this is the sort of comment that makes The Venting Blog so awesome to me. A new pun for my collection! Thank you, RA. You answered in the spirit of the post, and I'm grinning...

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keithcancook 62M
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3/10/2017 7:31 pm

You are welcome, old friend.

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keithcancook 62M
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3/10/2017 7:49 pm

    Quoting author51:
    Could not have said it better myself...

    You are this Beavers favorite Cheesy guy,,,
Ha! keithcancook is nacho ordinary cheese. He is the Big Cheese.

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keithcancook 62M
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3/10/2017 7:54 pm

Well, you sure came to the right place for it. In The Venting Blog punning is a cottage industry.

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keithcancook 62M
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3/10/2017 7:56 pm

Thank you, cr.

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keithcancook 62M
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3/10/2017 7:59 pm

Aw. Thank you, very much. I'll be playing here all week!

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sweet_VM 60F  
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3/14/2017 9:18 am

Priceless.. ty hugs V

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keithcancook 62M
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3/14/2017 10:45 am

Thanks for reading, V, (and adding some Canadian bacon to the cheese)...

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sweet_VM 60F  
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3/14/2017 3:48 pm

Keith you can never go wrong with too much bacon and cheese! hugssssssssss V

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JudeL5 48M
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3/16/2017 11:42 pm

Brilliant! !! Kurds definitely know their whey....

Walk this whey! Talk this whey!


shadesofginger2 65F
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3/29/2017 9:42 am

Hi there! I LOVE this...it's Grate (haha!) I also enjoyed reading all the comments from everyone else and they really like this too You have a Sharp mind and wit...it seems nothings gets Past Your Eyes (Haha! I know...enough already!)

Ginger


keithcancook 62M
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4/26/2017 12:37 pm

    Quoting shadesofginger2:
    Hi there! I LOVE this...it's Grate (haha!) I also enjoyed reading all the comments from everyone else and they really like this too You have a Sharp mind and wit...it seems nothings gets Past Your Eyes (Haha! I know...enough already!)

    Ginger
That's awesome, ginger! Another pun is always welcome in The Venting Blog! Always. I collect em yanno...


kzoopair 67M/65F  
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12/3/2017 12:30 pm

Oh, ouch! Sorry I missed this when you posted it. I'm pleased to see you're still having fun with words, Keith.

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keithcancook 62M
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4/17/2018 1:17 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Oh, ouch! Sorry I missed this when you posted it. I'm pleased to see you're still having fun with words, Keith.

Hullo there, kazo! And a belated “merry Christmas” to ya as well. (Seeing that was the last time you were in my blog...).

Keep it cheezy, and

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JudeL5 48M
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4/18/2018 12:12 am

Gave me a chuckle and a smile


keithcancook 62M
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4/18/2018 5:21 am

    Quoting JudeL5:
    Gave me a chuckle and a smile
It is very good to see you, Jude! I hope things are doing well for you,, who once was blogless and adrift...

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sheila777 58F  
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6/22/2018 10:07 am

very fun

Tell me about it.


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