Looking for a little action...  

ljj57 62F
3326 posts
3/11/2017 3:11 pm
Looking for a little action...

Don was looking for a little "action."

He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.

Little did he know that she was darn near a nymphomaniac.

After six times having sex, she was screaming for more.

After the eighth time, Jon told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.

On the way out, he stopped into the men's room.

He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped his pants, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find his tool.

After a couple of minutes fishing around, he finally said, "Look, it's okay. She's not here.

goodatpoetry2 69M
16571 posts
3/13/2017 2:59 am

Good one!

HamburgDave2 75M
16567 posts
3/12/2017 9:46 am

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