Messages From The Other Side Of the Buffet  

mc_justmc 58M  
334 posts
6/13/2018 8:10 pm
Messages From The Other Side Of the Buffet


From reading the blogs, I know how ridiculous some of the messages are that the guys send to the women on this site. Here's what I get on a regular basis:

Me: Hi, your profile was fairly vague, how tall are you? Those lovely legs look pretty long.

( I'm polite, inquisitive and showing an interest in her, finishing the message off with a flirty compliment)

Wetter ****678: thanks for the message. it,s my pleasure to meet handsome like you here . care to tell me about your self and i will like to know you more better than here . do you have private email that i can contact you through. what are you looking for particular

(say what? As I read this I can hear Natasha's thick Russian accent, "I look for Moose and Squirrel". Now, realizing that this is a scam/spammer here to get my personal email address I usually ignore any future messages.)

Here's another interesting message I got a few months back from a woman I'd never talked to, but was "top fanning" against another dude just because it's fun to outbid a guy by 1 points every time they post a bid:

Versatile****x62: You truly don't get my lack of response that the interest is not there

Me: Got It.

(wow, 2 idiots running up points on her profile and....... I don't know, I thought it was rude.)

OK, here's one more, a few weeks ago I butt dialed this woman I met on here like 5 yrs ago? We had a fun morning together, well.... here it is:

Me: Hey Amber I don't know if you remember me, I was Mcmaniac. I accidentally butt dialed you last night, or at least I butt dialed your old number, the 789-**** number. Sorry about that.
Stu

Bear****: I do remember you!!! How are you?

Me: I'm good! How have you been?

Bear****: Doing good!!! Kind of horny today!!!

(well .......... they aren't all bad....... )

Got Mail?

mc_justmc 58M  
2685 posts
6/13/2018 8:24 pm

Oh, and personally I HATE the new message center!


cinnamon0133 53F  
15828 posts
6/13/2018 8:28 pm

Nice to see its not just women getting shitty messages! Did you take her up on her offer?

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mc_justmc 58M  
2685 posts
6/13/2018 8:43 pm

    Quoting cinnamon0133:
    Nice to see its not just women getting shitty messages! Did you take her up on her offer?
It's in the works... last time, I remember, after some planning it was pretty spontaneous.


redrockrascal 59M
17467 posts
6/13/2018 9:18 pm

Mc maybe doink Moose and Squirral same time - hot borscht baby.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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s2ndegree 59M  
7766 posts
6/14/2018 1:10 am

Phooey! On moose and squirrel darlinc!
and Nyet they won't stop!
They bore me bad enough with
this rabbit pulling from hat
and sleeve having nothing
inside!

Using more than all the road!


TicklePlease 50F  
10731 posts
6/14/2018 4:33 am

"Hi, your profile was fairly vague, how tall are you? Those lovely legs look pretty long. "



Honestagawd I missed the "Mequot; part and thought that was an email that someone sent YOU!

Damn wake and bake'll getcha.


pocogato12 66F  
19214 posts
6/14/2018 5:33 am

I have extreme dislike for the overnight sensation: The New Message Center
At least most of the messages I get are grammatically nuanced

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mc_justmc 58M  
2685 posts
6/14/2018 5:40 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Mc maybe doink Moose and Squirral same time - hot borscht baby.
Maybe Boris could keep her satisfied if he wasn't so busy hacking FB.


mc_justmc 58M  
2685 posts
6/14/2018 5:54 am

    Quoting s2ndegree:
    Phooey! On moose and squirrel darlinc!
    and Nyet they won't stop!
    They bore me bad enough with
    this rabbit pulling from hat
    and sleeve having nothing
    inside!
Da! Is true!

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mc_justmc 58M  
2685 posts
6/14/2018 5:57 am

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    "Hi, your profile was fairly vague, how tall are you? Those lovely legs look pretty long. "



    Honestagawd I missed the "Mequot; part and thought that was an email that someone sent YOU!

    Damn wake and bake'll getcha.
Hey, I've had some very nice compliments on my legs, in fact, one woman I know refers to me as "tan legs".


mc_justmc 58M  
2685 posts
6/14/2018 5:59 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I have extreme dislike for the overnight sensation: The New Message Center
    At least most of the messages I get are grammatically nuanced
I like the comma that was used in "it,s". Damn pinko russkies!


author51 55F  
57538 posts
6/14/2018 6:32 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Oh, and personally I HATE the new message center!
I hate it as well and wish they would leave some things here alone that are not broken...lol. as for the messages,I Love when the young men message and say,"You look amazing for a woman your age." How the hell is a 55 year old supposed to look I say....lol.

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mc_justmc 58M  
2685 posts
6/14/2018 7:05 am

    Quoting author51:
    I hate it as well and wish they would leave some things here alone that are not broken...lol. as for the messages,I Love when the young men message and say,"You look amazing for a woman your age." How the hell is a 55 year old supposed to look I say....lol.
I hate those hostile compliments, I don't understand why people feel the need to add that last little bit that fucks up a nice message.


FMAOPLS 65F  
21978 posts
6/14/2018 7:34 am

I get the "Where in the Kootenays are you? I'm going to be travelling to Vancouver, and would like to f*ck you", from a guy 20 years younger, who lives 12 hours away from me.

Great, I'm at the half-way point in a 24 hour drive - and he thinks he's doing me a favour.

No Thanks !

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SeaGirlFL 54F  
3197 posts
6/14/2018 3:14 pm

OMG...I got one this week..."my GOD you are so BEAUTIFUL..and sound amazing".

There is more to the message, but this was the part I read and went WTH.

How would he know?? Only my cleavage and toes are visible, my profile is REALLY vague...and he's never visited by blog (I checked).

(Oh...and today the old message center is back...I think...)

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smartasswoman 60F  
28000 posts
6/14/2018 3:27 pm

I get the “I will like to know you better” ones too; it only took getting a couple of those before scammer grammar became a dead giveaway. I read somewhere that they do it on purpose - people with half a brain pick up on it right away and don’t reply to them, so they don’t have to waste too much time on people who aren’t good targets.

Whereas if someone is naive enough to reply - they might actually be able to scam that person.


mc_justmc 58M  
2685 posts
6/14/2018 6:13 pm

    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    I get the "Where in the Kootenays are you? I'm going to be travelling to Vancouver, and would like to f*ck you", from a guy 20 years younger, who lives 12 hours away from me.

    Great, I'm at the half-way point in a 24 hour drive - and he thinks he's doing me a favour.

    No Thanks !
I agree, I wouldn't want to be anybody's pit stop.


mc_justmc 58M  
2685 posts
6/14/2018 6:16 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    OMG...I got one this week..."my GOD you are so BEAUTIFUL..and sound amazing".

    There is more to the message, but this was the part I read and went WTH.

    How would he know?? Only my cleavage and toes are visible, my profile is REALLY vague...and he's never visited by blog (I checked).

    (Oh...and today the old message center is back...I think...)
Most of the ones I get are probably scammers from overseas with bad English. They always want to "get to know me off site".


mc_justmc 58M  
2685 posts
6/14/2018 6:18 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I get the “I will like to know you better” ones too; it only took getting a couple of those before scammer grammar became a dead giveaway. I read somewhere that they do it on purpose - people with half a brain pick up on it right away and don’t reply to them, so they don’t have to waste too much time on people who aren’t good targets.

    Whereas if someone is naive enough to reply - they might actually be able to scam that person.
I've played along with them before. They really don't like it when I talk dirty to them!


sweet_VM 59F  
78010 posts
6/15/2018 3:40 pm

Really!! Fun and games on the email Mac. I am glad I am not looking hugs V

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mc_justmc 58M  
2685 posts
6/15/2018 5:36 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Really!! Fun and games on the email Mac. I am glad I am not looking hugs V
Ya know, when I 1st got separated the "looking" part sounded exciting. Geez
Louise, "looking" blows!


pagancountrygirl 60F
3161 posts
6/16/2018 5:07 pm

Hey...at least you get "tan legs".
lol I get "Jello".
One. damn. word. And he couldn't even spell it right.
(For what it's worth...I like your "tan legs"!)

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Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


mc_justmc 58M  
2685 posts
6/17/2018 6:38 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Hey...at least you get "tan legs".
    lol I get "Jello".
    One. damn. word. And he couldn't even spell it right.
    (For what it's worth...I like your "tan legs"!)
Jello?!?!!! OMG, what an idiot! Why thank you, they aren't as tan now, but I'm working on it!


mature_951 56F  
3123 posts
6/17/2018 10:45 am

I keep getting messages from 20somethings.... eek!!

"You can stroke people with words."


mc_justmc 58M  
2685 posts
6/17/2018 10:53 am

    Quoting mature_951:
    I keep getting messages from 20somethings.... eek!!
I wouldn't care for that, either. 30yrs old is my cut off line for conversation.


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