A Metaphor  

methuselah7 54M
39 posts
3/19/2017 12:59 pm
A Metaphor



11,000,000 cows in the UK & one flying pig, the pig is confused fat & ugly and is scared of flying and wants to be on the ground and socialising with the cows but the cows don't take any notice and are clearly having none of it. Some are mad cows, some are ignorant or just don't give a fuck, some cows are fake cardboard cutouts! The cows are not very impressed with the pig and most of the cows seem happy to eat the green grass and lick each other. Meanwhile, the poor pig is floating ever further away & no matter how much grunting and squealing the fat fucker does nothing will change the fact the pig is bacon!

The Ninth Blog by Methuselah

methuselah7 54M
80 posts
3/19/2017 1:07 pm

do i get some applause for that one


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