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Posted:Jan 25, 2019 8:32 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 3:31 pm
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On January 25, 1905, at the Premier Mine in Pretoria, South Africa, a 3,106-carat diamond is discovered during a routine inspection by the mine’s superintendent. Weighing 1.33 pounds, and christened the “Cullinan,” it was the largest diamond ever found.
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dumb
Posted:Jan 20, 2019 7:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 3:31 pm
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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”

The husband texted back to her: “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”
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dumb
Posted:Jan 20, 2019 7:10 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 3:31 pm
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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”

The husband texted back to her: “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”
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dumb
Posted:Jan 20, 2019 7:09 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 3:31 pm
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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”

The husband texted back to her: “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”
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Deepest
Posted:Jan 13, 2019 1:39 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 3:31 pm
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A lake is a body of water surrounded by land that does not connect to the sea. Lake Baikal, is located in the southern part of Siberia. It holds the distinction of being the largest lake in Asia, and the deepest lake in the world. It is an estimated 5,387 feet deep, and its bottom is approximately 3,893 feet below sea level. It is also the oldest freshwater lake in the world, with an estimated age of 20 million to 25 million years. Many plants and animals found in the lake exist nowhere else, including the Baikal seal.
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dumb
Posted:Jan 12, 2019 1:25 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 3:31 pm
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Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said "concentrate"!
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ball
Posted:Dec 31, 2018 6:33 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 3:31 pm
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I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all year.
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drumb
Posted:Dec 27, 2018 7:28 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 3:31 pm
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What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum - you can't beat it!
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Ranch
Posted:Nov 17, 2018 6:06 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 3:31 pm
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Ranch dressing is by far the most popular salad dressing in America and has been since 1992 when it overtook Italian.
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Ranch
Posted:Nov 17, 2018 6:06 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 3:31 pm
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Ranch dressing is by far the most popular salad dressing in America and has been since 1992 when it overtook Italian.
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Sunday Morning Sex
Posted:Nov 9, 2018 6:24 am
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2019 5:23 am
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Sunday Morning Sex

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year- grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed,

make a doctor's appointment.

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
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Coolidge
Posted:Oct 30, 2018 6:48 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 3:31 pm
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In 1866, Congress issued an act stating that no living person can be portrayed on American currency. Our Founding Fathers believed it was unpatriotic for living people’s likenesses to be placed on money in circulation. However, that law was broken in 1926 when Calvin Coolidge was featured on a commemorative coin to mark the 150th anniversary of American independence.
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OK
Posted:Oct 26, 2018 7:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 3:31 pm
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On this day in 1881, the Earp brothers face off against the Clanton-McLaury gang in a legendary shootout at the OK Corral in Tombstone, Arizona.
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