Dear Sweet Lovely Canadian Women  

redrockrascal 59M
6601 posts
11/9/2016 6:06 am
Dear Sweet Lovely Canadian Women


A few details I didn’t mention in my profile.

I look good in flannel, eh

I am an excellent marksman, eh

I actually prefer Moosehead and Molson to Coors and Buttwiper, eh

I like Canadian Football much better than NFL, eh

Can chop down trees with . . . an ax, eh

I can build a sturdy wall, eh

I can easily learn Canadian, eh
Behaviour, colour, favourite,

Just sayin . . . eh


When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/13/2016 5:52 am

    Quoting spankandsquirt20:
    So....I mean.....you are basically almost Canadian....or at least as Canadian as I am......so please do come on up. We can snuggle in my flannel sheets .
I would look good in flannel sheets and in . . . you

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


spankandsquirt20 39F  
10240 posts
11/12/2016 6:54 pm

So....I mean.....you are basically almost Canadian....or at least as Canadian as I am......so please do come on up. We can snuggle in my flannel sheets .


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/12/2016 7:42 am

    Quoting lordjack1957:
    It sounds like you have all the necessary qualifications to become a honorary Canadian, with the exception of one... A passion for hockey. But I,am sure you will acquire it, if you hang out with many of those hot Canuck ladies for long.
That would be a problem. I lived in the Colorado Rockies one winter and it was a hockey town. I could fake loving hockey as much as I can fake an orgasm.

I didn't have to fake being a RAIDER fan but I did have to make friends with the lady who tended bar where the only big screen TV for miles was.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


lordjack1957 60M  
3315 posts
11/12/2016 7:30 am

It sounds like you have all the necessary qualifications to become a honorary Canadian, with the exception of one... A passion for hockey. But I,am sure you will acquire it, if you hang out with many of those hot Canuck ladies for long.

LJ


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/11/2016 6:21 am

    Quoting author51:
    I am one woman who does use eh! even when she is typing, so bring it on along with everything else as it does not mean one lacks intelligence in the slightest.
Thank you J, its all in fun.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


author51 55F  
58888 posts
11/11/2016 6:14 am

I am one woman who does use eh! even when she is typing, so bring it on along with everything else as it does not mean one lacks intelligence in the slightest.

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/11/2016 5:45 am

    Quoting tickles4us:
    I thought you were heading to Canada... Did you decide that was within the accuracy range of the incoming arsenal?
Well Lil Kim (Jung Un) may have the range but his accuracy has been shall we say an issue. Whereas no one is gonna waste a perfectly good warhead on some lil islands in the middle of no where.

Annnd, every day would be Half Nekked Wednesday - enjoy that visual

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/11/2016 5:40 am

    Quoting kinkyfem73:
    I'm not a beer fan but I'll drink Steam Whistle! Yummmy

    [image]
Its a light beer so that works for me.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/11/2016 5:39 am

    Quoting Wantingsexymind2:
    *giggles just an fyi.....the use of "eh" is the same as the use of "huh" in American Slang, and very often used by those who lack english education....or drink a lot....or smoke a lot of stuff that contains THC.

    I tend not to be drawn to the bob and doug types or worse.....the trailer park boys amp;

    So if you want to attract this female, refrain from slang and let your intelligence shine.
Huh? I didn’t know eh equaled huh.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


tickles4us 56M
6776 posts
11/11/2016 5:26 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Right after T starts WW III say "Oh that damn RedRock went to the South Pacific far from the nuclear glow of the US citizens".
I thought you were heading to Canada... Did you decide that was within the accuracy range of the incoming arsenal?

Vive La Difference


kinkyfem73 45F
32469 posts
11/10/2016 5:37 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Are you sure your hubby would mind sleeping in the spare room while you and I are together?

    I've never heard of Big Rock or Steam Whistle but I'm a quick learner.
I'm not a beer fan but I'll drink Steam Whistle! Yummmy

[image]

Cum visit my blog Kinkyland


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/10/2016 5:08 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    You chickenshit deserter or should I say desserter?
Right after T starts WW III say "Oh that damn RedRock went to the South Pacific far from the nuclear glow of the US citizens".

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/10/2016 5:05 pm

    Quoting author51:
    yOU WOULD SEE A LOT MORE OF THEM IF YOU MOVED UP HERE RED.
I prefer warm beavers BTW

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/10/2016 5:04 pm

    Quoting kinkyfem73:
    We have a spare room Red....
    You like Moosehead.....but do you like Big Rock or Steam Whistle?
Are you sure your hubby would mind sleeping in the spare room while you and I are together?

I've never heard of Big Rock or Steam Whistle but I'm a quick learner.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Wantingsexymind2 48F  
12340 posts
11/10/2016 11:52 am

*giggles just an fyi.....the use of "eh" is the same as the use of "huh" in American Slang, and very often used by those who lack english education....or drink a lot....or smoke a lot of stuff that contains THC.

I tend not to be drawn to the bob and doug types or worse.....the trailer park boys amp;

So if you want to attract this female, refrain from slang and let your intelligence shine.

"She had a way of making you look at things differently. A way of making you close your eyes and see with your heart." JmStorm
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"Her love happened to me a hundred times at once, in a thousand different ways, in a million different colours" Atticus
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tickles4us 56M
6776 posts
11/10/2016 10:56 am

You chickenshit deserter or should I say desserter?

Vive La Difference


author51 55F  
58888 posts
11/10/2016 1:04 am

yOU WOULD SEE A LOT MORE OF THEM IF YOU MOVED UP HERE RED.

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


kinkyfem73 45F
32469 posts
11/9/2016 4:16 pm

We have a spare room Red....
You like Moosehead.....but do you like Big Rock or Steam Whistle?

Cum visit my blog Kinkyland


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/9/2016 3:51 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    You know Team Trump is watching your every word.
So if I say fuck them they'll get the message?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 58M
3059 posts
11/9/2016 3:46 pm

You know Team Trump is watching your every word.


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/9/2016 3:40 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    You've a couple of offers here.....get yourself across that border!!!
I'm filling out all the forms and brushing up on my Canadian to English dictionary.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


sexysixties2 70F  
37550 posts
11/9/2016 12:47 pm

You've a couple of offers here.....get yourself across that border!!!

"Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age."
~~~ Anais Nin ~~~


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/9/2016 9:50 am

    Quoting northshoretake2:
    "I like Canadian Football much better than NFL, eh"

    Shameless.
Survival of the fittest and those who can adapt to extreme changes. . . . eh?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


northshoretake2 54M  
1630 posts
11/9/2016 9:29 am

"I like Canadian Football much better than NFL, eh"

Shameless.

Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/9/2016 7:41 am

    Quoting MargKspr:
    "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
    .
    .
    .
    and spiders !

Spiders are tolerable, even nice, compared to what we'll have here too soon.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/9/2016 7:38 am

    Quoting littlelady220:
    Thank You Trump, I may be able to find a boyfriend from afar now.....LOL
I'm yours. Can I move in by January 20th?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/9/2016 6:58 am

I'm trying to keep it light now because later . . . ehhhhhhhh

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/9/2016 6:57 am

    Quoting LisaLipgloss:
    As Canada is in the Commonwealth, do you realise you'll have a monarch? Didn't you want to get away from them when you started that whole tea thing?
Monarch sounds a lot friendlier that psychotic dictator.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/9/2016 6:54 am

    Quoting cwazywabbit009:
    More importantly, how do you like your Timmies and what kind of maple syrup do you like? Those questions are on the citizenship test after all
Timmies with a lil bit o Canadian cream eh

what kind of maple syrup? Canadian of course.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/9/2016 6:52 am

    Quoting author51:
    You forgot bacon and poutine.....lol.
I love bacon and poon tang

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/9/2016 6:51 am

    Quoting author51:
    LMFAO!!!!!! TOO RIGHT.... and what is our National Animal Red? LMAO!
I love beavers

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


LisaLipgloss 52T  
6097 posts
11/9/2016 6:33 am

As Canada is in the Commonwealth, do you realise you'll have a monarch? Didn't you want to get away from them when you started that whole tea thing?

Walk this way.


author51 55F  
58888 posts
11/9/2016 6:29 am

    Quoting cwazywabbit009:
    More importantly, how do you like your Timmies and what kind of maple syrup do you like? Those questions are on the citizenship test after all
You forgot bacon and poutine.....lol.

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


author51 55F  
58888 posts
11/9/2016 6:28 am

    Quoting cwazywabbit009:
    More importantly, how do you like your Timmies and what kind of maple syrup do you like? Those questions are on the citizenship test after all
LMFAO!!!!!! TOO RIGHT.... and what is our National Animal Red? LMAO!

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


cwazywabbit009 53M
6066 posts
11/9/2016 6:22 am

More importantly, how do you like your Timmies and what kind of maple syrup do you like? Those questions are on the citizenship test after all

Drop in and visit my blog sometime, but you'll probably regret it


grayandtall 64M
29 posts
11/9/2016 6:14 am

Come back 100 years earlier and you will be a hit. LOL


redrockrascal 59M
17696 posts
11/9/2016 6:07 am

ObligatoUry post eh

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


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