Just because
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Posted:Apr 1, 2017 6:54 am
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Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, this economy sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!" Too late, he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.
"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem. If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!"
I'm in the middle of a 12 day stretch at work without a break, again. Most days 12 plus hours again. I'm really hoping that it is spring like outside when this patch is done. Raking and bicycling is sounding really good right not.
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Just because
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Posted:Mar 15, 2017 8:49 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 9:59 am
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My birthday is coming up.... would rather not spend it alone..... anyone care to blow my candle.....
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Posted:Mar 15, 2017 8:10 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 9:59 am
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So, I was reading this post at an website, and found myself laughing at these lines in the post:
For women, breasts are just another part of their body but for men they are one of the most arousing and attractive thing in the opposite gender. Men simply love them and this has always intrigued women and others.
We women are very aware of the power of our breasts, thank you very much. And we needn’t be a female or other sex worker to know it either.
We women know breasts are arousing & attractive — even to the point of distraction. This power is, unfortunately, something we must modify or at least prepare ourselves to address. Not just in terms of fashion, or even bra shopping; but in terms of modifying our own bodies.
In a society where “bigger is better,” especially for boobs, many of my smaller-busted sisters feel they are unfairly mocked as being “less than.” And still many are additionally, unfairly shamed when they opt to enlarge their breasts with implants. *sigh* They just can’t win.
But my experience lies in the opposite direction. I can tell you that having large breasts isn’t easy. And not only because women with large breasts are hyper-sexualized either. There’s the physical pain too.
In fact, as obesity and being overweight continues to be a big problem in much of the Western world, one of the more silent health issues is that of larger breasts. Men can suffer from this too, but it is especially a very real problem for overweight women. According to Stephen Hamilton, a member of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, a large pair of breasts can weigh up to 9 pounds — that’s the equivalent of three bottles of wine! Just imagine how uncomfortable that would be? Yet, in the UK, where national health coverage includes breast reduction surgery, people are complaining that the government covers such surgery.
Speaking of breast reduction… I think we all know how territorial men are about their wives breasts, often worried or even negative when we consider breast reduction — heck, this issue was even covered on the 18th episode of Season 4 of Roseanne (originally February 11, 1992), when Dan didn’t want Roseanne to reduce the size of her breasts, even when she had such bad back pain. But, hey, her pain’s supposedly secondary to his sexual desires, right?
Our breasts, no matter their size or function, are far too often seen as belonging to the culture at large rather than to our own bodies. This includes something as natural as breast feeding — and whether or not your nursing bra is “too sexy.” And that certainly includes the thoughts of men. Even those who would not consider themselves as having a breast fetish.
My point is, while there are many times we women might wish our breasts were “just another part” of our bodies, we know that they are not.
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Posted:Mar 15, 2017 8:10 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 9:59 am
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So, I was reading this post at an website, and found myself laughing at these lines in the post:
For women, breasts are just another part of their body but for men they are one of the most arousing and attractive thing in the opposite gender. Men simply love them and this has always intrigued women and others.
We women are very aware of the power of our breasts, thank you very much. And we needn’t be a female or other sex worker to know it either.
We women know breasts are arousing & attractive — even to the point of distraction. This power is, unfortunately, something we must modify or at least prepare ourselves to address. Not just in terms of fashion, or even bra shopping; but in terms of modifying our own bodies.
In a society where “bigger is better,” especially for boobs, many of my smaller-busted sisters feel they are unfairly mocked as being “less than.” And still many are additionally, unfairly shamed when they opt to enlarge their breasts with implants. *sigh* They just can’t win.
But my experience lies in the opposite direction. I can tell you that having large breasts isn’t easy. And not only because women with large breasts are hyper-sexualized either. There’s the physical pain too.
In fact, as obesity and being overweight continues to be a big problem in much of the Western world, one of the more silent health issues is that of larger breasts. Men can suffer from this too, but it is especially a very real problem for overweight women. According to Stephen Hamilton, a member of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, a large pair of breasts can weigh up to 9 pounds — that’s the equivalent of three bottles of wine! Just imagine how uncomfortable that would be? Yet, in the UK, where national health coverage includes breast reduction surgery, people are complaining that the government covers such surgery.
Speaking of breast reduction… I think we all know how territorial men are about their wives breasts, often worried or even negative when we consider breast reduction — heck, this issue was even covered on the 18th episode of Season 4 of Roseanne (originally February 11, 1992), when Dan didn’t want Roseanne to reduce the size of her breasts, even when she had such bad back pain. But, hey, her pain’s supposedly secondary to his sexual desires, right?
Our breasts, no matter their size or function, are far too often seen as belonging to the culture at large rather than to our own bodies. This includes something as natural as breast feeding — and whether or not your nursing bra is “too sexy.” And that certainly includes the thoughts of men. Even those who would not consider themselves as having a breast fetish.
My point is, while there are many times we women might wish our breasts were “just another part” of our bodies, we know that they are not.
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Ode to the kitty
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Posted:Mar 14, 2017 8:22 pm
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2017 3:31 pm
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A friend created it.
I only have one pussy And my pussy just has me When it’s in the mood to play I’m as attentive as I can be
I keep my pussy clean and neat I think it’s best this way The bush, the nooks, the crannies Fresh for the entire day
I always have it with me It likes to tag along It can sometimes be a nuisance When I see a yummy schlong
Although I always wear it It’s never on my head If I feel the need to flaunt it You’ll have to come to bed
I hope you’ve liked my poem I’m in a silly mood Guess I’ll put some clothes on Rather than sit here in the nude
I only have one pussy And my pussy just has me So just in case you wondered I was as attentive as I could be
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Are you real
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Posted:Mar 14, 2017 8:19 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 9:59 am
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Not too many local ladies on here especially not that reply... lol makes me wonder how many fake profiles there are
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Interesting about a beautiful female attribute
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Posted:Mar 14, 2017 3:48 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 9:59 am
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So, I was reading this post at an website, and found myself laughing at these lines in the post:
For women, breasts are just another part of their body but for men they are one of the most arousing and attractive thing in the opposite gender. Men simply love them and this has always intrigued women and others.
We women are very aware of the power of our breasts, thank you very much. And we needn’t be a female or other sex worker to know it either.
We women know breasts are arousing & attractive — even to the point of distraction. This power is, unfortunately, something we must modify or at least prepare ourselves to address. Not just in terms of fashion, or even bra shopping; but in terms of modifying our own bodies.
In a society where “bigger is better,” especially for boobs, many of my smaller-busted sisters feel they are unfairly mocked as being “less than.” And still many are additionally, unfairly shamed when they opt to enlarge their breasts with implants. *sigh* They just can’t win.
But my experience lies in the opposite direction. I can tell you that having large breasts isn’t easy. And not only because women with large breasts are hyper-sexualized either. There’s the physical pain too.
In fact, as obesity and being overweight continues to be a big problem in much of the Western world, one of the more silent health issues is that of larger breasts. Men can suffer from this too, but it is especially a very real problem for overweight women. According to Stephen Hamilton, a member of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, a large pair of breasts can weigh up to 9 pounds — that’s the equivalent of three bottles of wine! Just imagine how uncomfortable that would be? Yet, in the UK, where national health coverage includes breast reduction surgery, people are complaining that the government covers such surgery.
Speaking of breast reduction… I think we all know how territorial men are about their wives breasts, often worried or even negative when we consider breast reduction — heck, this issue was even covered on the 18th episode of Season 4 of Roseanne (originally February 11, 1992), when Dan didn’t want Roseanne to reduce the size of her breasts, even when she had such bad back pain. But, hey, her pain’s supposedly secondary to his sexual desires, right?
Our breasts, no matter their size or function, are far too often seen as belonging to the culture at large rather than to our own bodies. This includes something as natural as breast feeding — and whether or not your nursing bra is “too sexy.” And that certainly includes the thoughts of men. Even those who would not consider themselves as having a breast fetish.
My point is, while there are many times we women might wish our breasts were “just another part” of our bodies, we know that they are not.
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The new sexy
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Posted:Mar 14, 2017 2:18 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 9:59 am
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“Strong is the new sexy” “Skinny is the new sexy” “Smart is the new sexy” “Happy is the new sexy” Wait… so which is it?
We can all agree that everyone is beautiful in their own way. With 6 billion people on the planet it’s likely that someone, somewhere will be attracted to the things that you are. Yet still, we are completely obsessed with understanding what the trends are in sensuality.
Everytime I come across one of these headlines, I subconsciously search for traces of my own personality in the latest trend. When I find it, the validation feels good. Really good. Like a cheap hit of self confidence. When the “new sexy” doesn’t quite fit, I quickly explain it away as a media farce.
I am still waiting for “Chubby and anxious is the new sexy
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What she wants...
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Posted:Mar 14, 2017 11:50 am
Last Updated:Aug 8, 2018 9:44 pm
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Someone who can give me goosebumps with just a touch, make my panties wet with just a peck on the side of my lips, or a touch of their hand in my hair. Someone who can make me say “Yes Please” with just a look, make me beg with a touch of a finger between my breasts. I want someone who will fuck me one moment and make love to me the next. Someone who anticipates – waits – takes – gives – claims – within seconds of each other – throwing me off balance with un-expectancy, and gives me that excitement and suspense that I have been missing for years.
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Ooopsy at the check out line
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Posted:Mar 14, 2017 10:44 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2022 5:03 pm
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Hillarious
Good Morning everyone today I want to share a little story that I found on the facey place. We all go shopping and sometimes we say things in a foreign language that we think no one else is going to understand. This is just one of those stories that will make us think about what we say while in a check out line. I hope you all enjoy this one and I hope it makes you LOL too. I hope everyone has a great day...
So I’m a white Caucasian female, but I am fluent in Mandarin Chinese and English. Now, looking at me, you wouldn’t know I can speak Mandarin, which is why I find it absolutely hysterical to mess with people. Especially when they come through my line at work speaking Chinese, and I understand every word they’re saying. My coworkers find it especially hysterical.
Okay, so the other day this Chinese couple came through my line, and I asked them (in English) all of the usual questions about bags and if they had their rewards cards, all of that fun stuff.
Anyway, I started ringing up their stuff, and the wife said to her husband, “Tell her not to bruise the bananas,” in Chinese and I didn’t say anything. Then the wife said, “Tell the stupid girl to go faster,” in Mandarin. I smiled at her and pretended like I had no idea what she was saying.
She kept commenting on how my hair was like a boy’s (I have short hair, it’s honestly not even that short) and how her grandfather would have gone faster than I was going, all of this in Chinese.
And then she said, “Make sure she doesn’t forget the water,” in Chinese. I replied in English, “I won’t forget the water.”
And I watched with enjoyment as a look of sheer terror spread across her face, as she realized I understood everything she had said before. She just stood there with her mouth open and her husband said (in Chinese), “This is why you shouldn’t trash talk employees while they’re standing right in front of you!” I replied (in English), “He’s right, you know.”
They paid, then the husband apologized and left. After they walked out the door, my manager and coworker and I were laughing so hard.
Even though being a cashier sucks, it sometimes makes my day a little brighter when something like that happens.
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