Perversions of the tired mind.....  

secret_lade 44F
642 posts
10/10/2016 7:54 pm
Perversions of the tired mind.....


As usual, I closed the store tonight, which meant I didn't get home until 10.

Ugh.....

It was kind of a slow night, but I'm tired none-the-less.

Tired enough that, as I sat down and grabbed the remote to see if I could find something interesting to watch, my lava light caught me eye.

Why did my lava light catch my eye?!?

It had apparently been on at some point this evening while I was working, but not on long enough for it to form the customary little melted globs of wax that circulate around in it.

Instead, one long, phallic shaped cylinder of wax had melted upward, two smaller wax shaped balls on either side of it at it's base.

There is a cock in my lava light.

I've seen it all.

PyschoLoco 55M
1485 posts
10/11/2016 5:46 pm

I miss my lava light, it just sprung a leak in the plastic top recently so the lava just sits there. The only image I remember seeing in it once was an alien. The lava ball had eyes, nose and mouth. Just like a face,it was weird

Standards are people too.....kinda


secret_lade replies on 10/11/2016 7:04 pm:
My grandma had a lava lamp when I was a kid, she absolutely loved that thing. We would turn it on and watch it sometimes... She rubbed off on me. LOL I've got one of my own, now.

HermanG67 51M
5908 posts
10/11/2016 8:45 am

I love a dirtymind


secret_lade replies on 10/11/2016 8:57 am:
I don't always have time for a dirty mind, but when I do, it's pretty filthy.

mc_justmc 58M  
3337 posts
10/11/2016 4:05 am

You can't buy that shit!


secret_lade replies on 10/11/2016 5:16 am:
Actually, I'll bet that somewhere, out there, you probably could. Honestly, I'll bet somewhere, out there, someone has actually used something like that sexually and then sold it on the net. LOL

Furbal1972 46M
18590 posts
10/10/2016 10:02 pm

That is too funny.

I haven't plugged my lava lamp in in years. .. Now I'm wondering what it looks like.

Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.


secret_lade replies on 10/11/2016 5:13 am:
If I'd thought about it, I would have taken a picture. I ended up turning it on so it would melt back down and look a little more G Rated. (Kids and all)

scott6250 55M
9181 posts
10/10/2016 8:02 pm

Too bad you can't use it for something more fun.

"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


secret_lade replies on 10/10/2016 8:11 pm:
I prefer the real thing. LOL

Become a member to create a blog