The Mystical Qualities of the Good Boob Sweater  

secret_lade 46F
8961 posts
11/18/2020 3:40 pm
The Mystical Qualities of the Good Boob Sweater


Ask any woman and she will agree....

There is one magical, mystical shirt in her wardrobe that just MAKES her look amazing!

For me, it's my Good Boob Sweater.

It clings in all the right places.... Slimming where it needs be slimming... Enhancing where it needs be enhancing....

Boobs? They look fucking PHENOMINAL in this sweater!

Today I wore the Good Boob Sweater.

And, it couldn't have been a better day for it!

I was part way through my day when I got paged to the front.

It was a safety auditor on site for a surprise safety audit.

Fantastic....

I had one thing on my side though.... I was wearing the sweater!

So, I headed up front and met the auditor at the door. I noticed right away that his eyes were drawn to the sweater.

Hard not to notice when all you can see is a person's eyes anymore...

I'm ashamed to say, I totally used his awkward attraction to me in my favor to ace my portion of the safety audit. I was a lil flirty when he was flirty, I laughed when he laughed, I joked around with him when he was pretending to give me a hard time.

And, he was preoccupied so he didn't realize there were a couple of employees who didn't have their required training completed. He 'believed me' when I told him that I had the safety binders for the last 5 years in storage and didn't ask me to pull them out. (I really did have the binders, but it would have been a pain in the ass to find them.) He gave us a break on the current year's safety binder because of COVID.

The miracle sweater strikes again!

getlucky2132 42M
4998 posts
12/13/2020 1:36 pm

Can wee see the boobies in the good boobies weater, pleaseeeee!!

Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
12/12/2020 5:10 pm

    Quoting scottj55555:
    Very true, but thankfully, boobs and their good sweater counterparts will live on to provide us with comfort.
    I feel like I need to do some inspection now.......
Inspect away...


scottj55555 52M
1980 posts
12/12/2020 4:28 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Poor Alex.... Jeopardy will never be the same without him!
Very true, but thankfully, boobs and their good sweater counterparts will live on to provide us with comfort.
I feel like I need to do some inspection now.......


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
12/7/2020 10:02 pm

    Quoting eyesgazer:
    And from a guys perspective there are always two good points to a good boob sweater! And touching upon those two points brings great satisfaction.
Great satisfaction for the wearer of the sweater as well....


eyesgazer 64M
155 posts
12/7/2020 9:09 pm

And from a guys perspective there are always two good points to a good boob sweater! And touching upon those two points brings great satisfaction.


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/20/2020 2:38 am

    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    This post made me titter in laughter. I feel like a boob now.
    Have a great day! Ta Ta!
All those puns... The girls are impressed! LOL


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/20/2020 2:36 am

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Sounds like briboobery to me...
I worked. LOL


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/20/2020 2:35 am

    Quoting KX450F2016:
    Wait.... you say how great this "Boob sweater" is, but you don't post a pic?!..... Pics or it didn't happen!! LOL
I'll post a pic the next time I wear it.


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/20/2020 2:35 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I'm sure if I saw you in that sweater, I'd be sweating too
I like to see a man sweat.


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/20/2020 2:34 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    I just don't have one of those shirts....though I do have one of those bras.
The bra is even better! Then every shirt becomes magical!


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/20/2020 2:33 am

    Quoting big54al:
    As they say on the interwebs: "pics or it didn't happen!"
Next time I wear it, I'll snap a pic.


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/20/2020 2:33 am

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    I thought I had one of those magical boob sweaters about 20 years ago.... and then someone asked me when I was due.
Oh yikes! That is harsh!! I'd have burned that bad boy!


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/20/2020 2:32 am

Oh my.... I immediately started rewriting the lyrics in my head from God Bless America to fit the lyric God bless the boob sweater.... LOL


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/20/2020 2:30 am

    Quoting XHamburgDave:
    Wonderful Work There are no defences against the Boob Sweater
Guys are definitely visual creatures.


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/20/2020 2:29 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    I've had to put up with many a young lady batting her eyes or switching on the water works in the hopes of eliciting some sympathy from me.......and they win every time!

    But, but, but.........I have to agree with the McScally, there's nae proof wi' oot the puddin', so show's yer sweater McLade!
Next time I wear it, I will show up. Promise.


MrWrong4RghtNow 54M  
1076 posts
11/20/2020 12:53 am

This post made me titter in laughter. I feel like a boob now.
Have a great day! Ta Ta!

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


tickles4us 59M
7254 posts
11/19/2020 8:10 pm

Sounds like briboobery to me...

Vive La Difference


KX450F2016 52M
161 posts
11/19/2020 3:07 pm

Wait.... you say how great this "Boob sweater" is, but you don't post a pic?!..... Pics or it didn't happen!! LOL


citizen4722 63M  
69764 posts
11/19/2020 9:04 am

I'm sure if I saw you in that sweater, I'd be sweating too


EnigmaInitiative 52F
4246 posts
11/19/2020 8:15 am

I just don't have one of those shirts....though I do have one of those bras.

In a sense, sexuality is the built-in psychedelic experience that only a very few people manage to evade.

~Terence McKenna


big54al 66M
2114 posts
11/19/2020 7:23 am

As they say on the interwebs: "pics or it didn't happen!"


TicklePlease 53F  
13099 posts
11/19/2020 6:12 am

I thought I had one of those magical boob sweaters about 20 years ago.... and then someone asked me when I was due.


Blueyedguy823 54M  
715 posts
11/19/2020 5:51 am

God bless the good boob sweater.


XHamburgDave 77M  
10462 posts
11/19/2020 5:10 am

Wonderful Work There are no defences against the Boob Sweater

Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser"


lindoboy100 58M
22632 posts
11/19/2020 3:52 am

I've had to put up with many a young lady batting her eyes or switching on the water works in the hopes of eliciting some sympathy from me.......and they win every time!

But, but, but.........I have to agree with the McScally, there's nae proof wi' oot the puddin', so show's yer sweater McLade!

Pull ma finger.........


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/19/2020 2:17 am

Thanks for stopping by to read! I hope you enjoyed your day!


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/19/2020 2:16 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I've seen those sweaters, they are magical!
They certainly are!


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/19/2020 2:16 am

    Quoting 7Diogenes:
    I'll believe it when I see it ....
LOL Oh, really, now...


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/19/2020 2:15 am

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    You do know that we now expect to see the "good boob sweater"!

    We might decide that it is actually a GREAT BOOBS sweater.
The next time I wear it, I'll be sure to post a pic.


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/19/2020 2:14 am

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    I always say you make your own luck

    isn't it great when a plan comes together

    that's a good story

    hmm

    be safe

    Ruth Wallis - "Boobs"


    You've gotta have boobs
    If you want to impress tycoons and rubes
    You need boobs to fill out a sweater
    You need 2 but 3 might be better
    (That's one in the back for dancing)
    Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doo

    You've gotta be stacked
    Hey, you gotta be grouped
    Individually packed
    For with boobs you can start a romance off
    Make a man stand right up and take his... hat off
    (I know it doesn't rhyme, ducky, but it does keep me legitimate)
I've been experiencing some pretty rough days the last few weeks.... So, it was good to have something go well for me for a change. LOL Working Black Friday retail during COVID has definitely been a nightmare.


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/19/2020 2:12 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    So you used the Weapons of Mass Distractions but did not put a picture of it HERE?
I did not! LOL But, I did put an even more revealing picture on here a few days ago of those weapons.


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/19/2020 2:10 am

    Quoting benard69:
    We'll take Boob Sweaters for $100 Alex...
Poor Alex.... Jeopardy will never be the same without him!


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/19/2020 2:09 am

Not all of them... But there are still a good majority that succumb to those wile feminine ways. LOL


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/19/2020 2:07 am

    Quoting  :

Picture books... huh....


secret_lade 46F
5787 posts
11/19/2020 2:06 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    True about the eyeballs and the mask.
    Now, I've gotta be more careful
    😁❗❗❗
I didn't realize how much lip reading I did until we started wearing the masks... Now I do a lot of creepy eye staring. LOL


MyBaffies 51M
4537 posts
11/19/2020 12:50 am

We have a weather presenter on TV who has the same or similar sweater.

She can present a five minute segment on tomorrow's weather and when she's done I've still no idea what the forecast is going to be.

Baffies

My Blog: MyBaffies


Paulxx001 63M
17886 posts
11/18/2020 10:29 pm

True about the eyeballs and the mask.
Now, I've gotta be more careful
😁❗❗❗


positively4you 71F  
4152 posts
11/18/2020 8:19 pm

Men are soooo easy.


benard69 63M/63F  
5601 posts
11/18/2020 6:56 pm

We'll take Boob Sweaters for $100 Alex...


redrockrascal 62M
22457 posts
11/18/2020 6:36 pm

So you used the Weapons of Mass Distractions but did not put a picture of it HERE?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


easy_going2014 54M
14366 posts
11/18/2020 5:55 pm

I always say you make your own luck

isn't it great when a plan comes together

that's a good story

hmm

be safe

Ruth Wallis - "Boobs"


You've gotta have boobs
If you want to impress tycoons and rubes
You need boobs to fill out a sweater
You need 2 but 3 might be better
(That's one in the back for dancing)
Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doo

You've gotta be stacked
Hey, you gotta be grouped
Individually packed
For with boobs you can start a romance off
Make a man stand right up and take his... hat off
(I know it doesn't rhyme, ducky, but it does keep me legitimate)

To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog:

Good luck!!!


bbuckwwheat 62M
5556 posts
11/18/2020 5:47 pm

You do know that we now expect to see the "good boob sweater"!

We might decide that it is actually a GREAT BOOBS sweater.

Private mailbox at my blog bbuckwwheat
Fayette, Iowa


7Diogenes 102M
1167 posts
11/18/2020 5:26 pm

I'll believe it when I see it ....

When one door closes, another one opens. Or you can open the closed door. That's how doors work.
Dio39s Disclaimer


mc_justmc 60M  
6820 posts
11/18/2020 5:17 pm

I've seen those sweaters, they are magical!


69ereatwetpussy 58M
4433 posts
11/18/2020 4:38 pm

Have to agree a sweeter can surly bring out the best in many woman. Thanks nor sharing your day.


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