IT'S NOT EASY BEING JUDD TRUMP  

spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
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4/1/2017 2:54 am
IT'S NOT EASY BEING JUDD TRUMP



It’s not easy sharing the same surname as the American President. Just ask Judd Trump.

Born in England, Judd Trump is a top-ranked professional snooker player - see photo above. He is not related to Donald Trump.

Since Donald Trump was elected to be the US President, Judd Trump has experienced a series of bizarre events.

Whenever he plays at tournaments, many women spectators regularly shout 'Grab my pussy'’ just as he’s about to make a shot at the snooker table. One ardent fan, who travels the length and breadth of the country to watch Judd Trump play, always sits in the front row wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with 'Grab my Pussy'. Her presence at snooker tournaments has caused havoc with the BBC when televising live.

As a top ranked snooker player, Judd Trump is regularly invited to play in many snooker tournaments abroad. However, he was not allowed to play in the prestigious Dubai Classic tournament because the United Arab Emirates, a predominantly Muslim country, rescinded his visa just before he was to board his flight at Heathrow airport.

Last month, Judd Trump woke up one morning at his home near Bristol only to find that a six foot-high wall built from Lego bricks had been erected all around his house. He was also sent an invoice billing him for the cost of building the wall. A journalist of the local newspaper, the Bristol Post, investigated this incident but was unable to confirm rumours that the Mexican Embassy was behind this prank.

Earlier this week Judd Trump received an invitation from a top hotel in Moscow to stay in its luxury bedroom, The Golden Shower Suite, free of charge for a month. Though luxury-appointed, the bedroom is not en suite but the hotel manager explained that there’s no need for a toilet in this suite when the bedding is all waterproofed.

Exasperated with all these goings-on, Judd Trump recently approached Avon and Somerset Constabulary. However, the police were unable to help the snooker player apart from advising him to change his surname.









spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
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4/1/2017 2:55 am

I forgot to credit The Fake News Agency for this news!


author51 56F
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4/1/2017 3:16 am

And a funny April Fools Day it is too....lol.

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greekphilosopher 56M
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4/1/2017 3:28 am

If I did not believe everything you say I would think it is Aprils fool day today!


pal334 65M  
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4/1/2017 5:29 am

Is it the day or the event?

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redrockrascal 61M
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4/1/2017 6:21 am

Excellent lack of truth or as they say in golf a great lie

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sweet_VM 61F  
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4/1/2017 6:25 am

Too funny Spunky. Happy April fools day to you hugs V

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Annie_34 60T
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4/1/2017 6:42 am

Bonjour Spunky
Est ce que c'est une blague du 1er Avril ? 🐟
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Hello Spunky
Is this a joke of April 1st ? 🐡
April Fool
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superbjversion2 64F  
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4/1/2017 7:54 am

The Lego wall was a particularly nice touch!

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Furbal1972 47M
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4/1/2017 8:39 am

Happy April fools!

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KItkat1415 57F
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4/1/2017 10:07 am

Well ... hm. This is kind of funny and sad for him at the same time...
Or is this an April Fools prank?
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effer2910 55M  
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4/1/2017 10:48 am


Well done !

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Furbal1972 47M
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4/1/2017 11:35 am

From the actual headlines on the guy, I see that he isn't faring poorly. .. "Takes a different girl out every night!" .. For someone who plays pool? .. He's my hero!

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wickedeasy 69F  
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4/1/2017 1:11 pm

snorkalicious SPunkster

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citizen4722 61M  
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4/1/2017 2:02 pm

He ought to change his name by snooker cue....I mean deed pole


tickles4us 57M
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4/1/2017 2:18 pm

Happy April Fools Spunky!

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4/1/2017 7:45 pm






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kzoopair 68M/66F  
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4/3/2017 2:07 pm

Who are you working for? Is it Ukraine, Wikileaks or Faux News?

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sexysixties2 71F  
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4/7/2017 7:12 am

Haha I'd change my name too if I was called Trump!!

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spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
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4/15/2017 1:33 pm

    Quoting author51:
    And a funny April Fools Day it is too....lol.
It's almost impossible now to fiol someone on All Fools Day!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
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4/15/2017 1:35 pm

    Quoting greekphilosopher:
    If I did not believe everything you say I would think it is Aprils fool day today!
It's not easy fooling people on fools day!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
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4/15/2017 1:37 pm

    Quoting  :

It's funny shit but which may become true shit!
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spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
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4/15/2017 1:38 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    Is it the day or the event?
It is fools day but no one was fooled!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
36125 posts
4/15/2017 1:39 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Excellent lack of truth or as they say in golf a great lie
I think a lack of truth beat golf's great lie!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
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4/15/2017 1:40 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Too funny Spunky. Happy April fools day to you hugs V
April fooling never works nowadays!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
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4/15/2017 1:41 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:
    Bonjour Spunky
    Est ce que c'est une blague du 1er Avril ? 🐟
    Poisson d'Avril
    ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥



    Hello Spunky
    Is this a joke of April 1st ? 🐡
    April Fool
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


It's an April Fools joke; I believe this happens in France also!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
36125 posts
4/15/2017 1:42 pm

I love touching Lego!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
36125 posts
4/15/2017 1:43 pm

But no one got fooled. April Fools Day doesn't work any more!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
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4/15/2017 1:45 pm

    Quoting KItkat1415:
    Well ... hm. This is kind of funny and sad for him at the same time...
    Or is this an April Fools prank?
    kk
I confess it was an April Fools prank though there is a top snooker player with the Trump surname!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
36125 posts
4/15/2017 1:48 pm

Since this post, Trump has bombed Syria and Afghanistan and threateded to bomb North Korea. Happy days!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
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4/15/2017 1:55 pm

    Quoting Furbal1972:
    From the actual headlines on the guy, I see that he isn't faring poorly. .. "Takes a different girl out every night!" .. For someone who plays pool? .. He's my hero!
Judd Trump, as a richand handsome snooker player, may get the girls, but I suspect with his surname things are going to take a strange Hitler-esque turn!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
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4/15/2017 1:57 pm

I've just consulted my English-Amerian English dictionary and it seems thanks for your comment are in order!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
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4/15/2017 1:58 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    He ought to change his name by snooker cue....I mean deed pole
You are funny!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
36125 posts
4/15/2017 2:18 pm

With Brexit and Trump, I think we've all been fooled!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
36125 posts
4/15/2017 2:20 pm

No one believed my April Fool, what's happening to the world!?


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
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4/15/2017 2:21 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Who are you working for? Is it Ukraine, Wikileaks or Faux News?

    (This is a great post, my most Spunktificent friend!)
Putin is my line manager!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
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4/15/2017 2:23 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Haha I'd change my name too if I was called Trump!!
I think all people with a Trump surname will change their surname, perhaps even Melania, who is not an escort!


spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
36125 posts
4/15/2017 2:24 pm

    Quoting joisygirl:
    Ah the poor fella...

    Thanks for a giggle this morning.
Poor Trump!


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