my neighbors, the pooper scoopers  

wickedeasy 69F  
8626 posts
5/9/2017 2:49 pm
my neighbors, the pooper scoopers

right this second as i sit at my computer, i am watching the three year old across the street. he has pulled down his pants and is pooping on his front lawn.

usually his gramma or grampa are with him. i think he escaped. he seems very proud of himself.

oops, here comes gramma.


one armed lift. ouch.

here comes grampa........clearly he has clean up duty...doody?

here comes big brother to watch. lots of pointing and laughing. Grampa is holding his nose. OMG. he just slipped the bag into the neighbor's trash can. that is so not acceptable...snork. now all the are out front, discussing.

suburbia. you take your excitement where you can get it

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wickedeasy 69F  
32359 posts
5/9/2017 2:55 pm



just life here in the burbs baby

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

HamburgDave2 75M
16567 posts
5/9/2017 2:57 pm

Just so long as it wasn't your lawn, or trash can

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xptsing 48M
251 posts
5/9/2017 3:56 pm

Most probably the grandma was angry because the boy did not do it on the neighbour's lawn as per her instructions.

tickles4us 57M
6786 posts
5/9/2017 4:20 pm

The things you see when you watch people.

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classicalrebel4 64M  
1364 posts
5/9/2017 5:37 pm

Wait til he gets a lawn of his own.

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TicklePlease 51F  
12205 posts
5/9/2017 6:06 pm

I love watching the neighbors.... the 40-something across the street was jumping in puddles during a heavy rainstorm last summer. Fortunately no pooping tho!

dayzeeme 51F
6793 posts
5/9/2017 6:54 pm

I love people watching!!

easy_going2014 52M
10792 posts
5/9/2017 8:16 pm

thanks for sharing...

I had the grandkids over this weekend...

we had a nick-at-night party... aunt dani party... build the race track party... bath party... slumber party...

it was all so much fun...

Bob Ricci - "Little Poop Scoop"

Well I'm not bragging babe, so don't put me down
But I've got the baddest pooper scooper in town
When we're in the park and Sparky does his thing
I got the situation handled, I'm the feces king

She my little poop scoop
You don't know what I got

Just a little poop scoop with a no-slip grip
And built-in tachometer to monitor trips
It works on concrete, gravel, and grass
And it's got doggie perfume to freshen up his ass

She's my little poop scoop
You don't know what I got

She's got a light Weight construction and you just can't lose
With her built in headlights for nighttime use
And if that ain't enough to make you flip your lid
There's one more thing she's got a doggie-dip bidet

And if you end up far away from your abode
Check out that LCD display GPS mode
And even if you've got a Doberman or a Pug
They'll love that doggie toilet paper feels just like a rug

She my little poop scoop
You don't know what I got

She my little poop scoop
You don't know what I got

She my little poop scoop
You don't know what I got...

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valdezvicvic 61M
998 posts
5/9/2017 9:11 pm

The kid was just being honest, something most of us loose...

author51 56F
78933 posts
5/10/2017 1:06 am

When you gotta go, you gotta must have been quite young to just do it on the spot as a quick dash into his house if he was older than say 2 or 3 would have been done...

One can never have enough JOY in their life...

goodatpoetry2 69M
16571 posts
5/10/2017 1:50 am

I would have loved to see that!
Nothing that fun happens around here. . We've got hardly any kids in our neighborhood. . Mostly teenagers.
And they're NO fun!

azriel1970 49M  
26384 posts
5/10/2017 5:01 am

OMG now that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!

Suburbia. It's own world

kzoopair 68M/66F  
25435 posts
5/10/2017 8:17 am

I live in a remarkably uninteresting area now, but when I lived closer to downtown I didn't need to go out on Friday and Saturday nights. I could just sit on the stoop and watch. If I did happen to go out I was likely to find my block cordoned off by cops and yellow police tape when I came home. My place now is so private and so screened off by trees that not only can my neighbors not see me, I can't watch them either!

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greekphilosopher 56M
4085 posts
5/10/2017 8:58 am

What a shame, while been a 3 year old, when you really don't give a fuck, you remember nothing of it. Only what your elders remind you as a joke around the table, in years to come. Year after year...

sweet_VM 61F  
80274 posts
5/10/2017 5:13 pm

Too funny. You never know what you see when you watch hugs V

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KItkat1415 57F
19782 posts
5/10/2017 7:50 pm

Well now, escape has its rewards for you little uns and you do with your freedom what you can make n the moment.
I wonder what I would do if I was allowed to do anything at all?
Or what you would do, sis?

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spunkycumfun 59M/64F  
36125 posts
5/11/2017 10:43 am

I live in the middle of a city and I have not viewed such a scene. I'm now moving to the suburbs!

lok4fun500 109M  
44433 posts
5/11/2017 4:28 pm

Darn neighbor cats use my yard for their business!

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smartasswoman 61F  
31425 posts
5/12/2017 8:10 am

I remember seeing the neighbor kid in their front yard, peeing on the landscape rocks...he was definitely older than three...then again peeing isn't at the same level as pooping, lol.

christylovesfun 46F  
16813 posts
5/13/2017 12:18 pm

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The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies. For vilest things
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