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Cindy's Awaking - Part II 12/3/2008
PART II
The drive north was long and very tiring, Don rented a 15-passenger
van so they could all ride in some comfort and have room for
their luggage, and there were a few attempts by the girls
to drink some pre-holiday cum before they got to the lake.
Linda said there would be no sex in the van that they could
all wait until they got to the houseboat. The boat was enormous;
it was more ...
2 Comments, 541 Views,
8 Votes
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A FANTASY YET TO FULFIL 12/3/2008
A FANTASY YET TO FULFIL
I am dressed in a tight, black, latex, cup less, open crotch
outfit, black sheer thigh highs and my black fuck me boots.
The evening starts out as per the norm with idle chit chat
about life in general. When you arrive and get downstairs
to the “room” there is a look of surprise and pleasure in
seeing me dressed as I am. ...
2 Comments, 236 Views,
12 Votes
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the 60 things NOT to say to a naked guy 12/2/2008
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night ...
1 Comments, 23 Views,
2 Votes
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geography of a woman 12/2/2008
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered,
half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed
and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but ...
1 Comments, 16 Views,
3 Votes
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between the holidays 12/2/2008
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist
that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just
below her bikini line.
She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving"
under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The
woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry
Christmas" up on her left thigh.
So the ...
1 Comments, 30 Views,
3 Votes
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101 things to not say during sex 12/2/2008
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you ...
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0 Votes
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I would wanna be last! 12/2/2008
I think it would be fun to be the last guy standing! Your asshole
all gaped open to the point you cant even flex it closed!
And your pussy is so red and sensitive that the slightest
touch makes you shiver in extasy! I would fuck you in both
holes for as long as my cock could stay hard! then I would
put your face in the mattress and cum in your ass till the
last drop! make you stand and watch all ...
1 Comments, 63 Views,
2 Votes
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Starting Again.... 12/2/2008
A couple began to play in the swingers community about four
years ago. They had a blast and met alot of new people. As
time passed they had made somewhat friends. The scene was
erotic, and enjoyable. One day the female of the couple
began to feel like she was the party. Where ever she met groups
or couples she began to play, or started the activity. To
the end result she was the mover and ...
0 Comments, 75 Views,
2 Votes
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a day at the lake 12/2/2008
we had rented a litle boat a sunday afternoon, after we
had our lunch and the beach was getting a little too crouded, so
we came upon a plan, so we got into this little boat as i row
away from the shore, i had on my shorts and she was in her
bikini, as i row ever so slowly along the lake , it was a
little way from others in they own little boats as i spied
a little ove and decided to head in ...
0 Comments, 32 Views,
3 Votes
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a two piece best is the second Master Tongu 12/2/2008
Master Tongu (Clifford Thomas was his real name) was the
owner of a store with Swedish national costumes. He was
56, but many women called him that way, Probably because
of his stature and his oral abilities. He was tall and though
not fat, he was chubby. One day, just before he was about
to close, a young woman entered the store, looking for a
costume. She was very beautiful, blonde with blue ...
0 Comments, 41 Views,
3 Votes
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What makes a woman beautiful? 12/1/2008
Arthur Schopenhauer, the notorious German philosopher,
once wrote the following passage (my translation):
"To identify the small-grown, narrow-shouldered,
wide-hipped and short-legged sex as the beautiful sex
is something that only a male intellect could do bewitched
by sexual drive. The beauty of the female lies entirely
in this drive."
Is he on to something here or is he just ...
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0 Votes
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HAPPY CHRISTMAS 12/1/2008
Happy Christmas....
And so this is Christmas And what have you done Another Year over And a new One just begun
And so this is Christmas I hope you have Fun And the near and the dear Ones And the Old and the Young
A very Merry Christmas And a Happy New Year Let's hope it's a good One Without any Tears
And so this is Christmas War is over For Weak and for Strong ...
2 Comments, 38 Views,
8 Votes
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My heart song 12/1/2008
~My Heart Song~
God blessed you with the sweetest gift A within your soul, With the call to love me so Until I'd be completely whole. So you nurtured me in tenderness In the heart of God above, Til blossoming in God's own way I was cradled in His love.
For time became, when God would say, All gentle loveliness to wear, A thankyou, to your parent heart For my ...
0 Comments, 7 Views,
2 Votes
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IN YOUR TEARS 12/1/2008
In Your Tears
In your tears my precious, please smile a little this sad day for I am kept so safe now here in a joyous place The twinkles smile within my eyes, laughing here, I will forever in Jesus' blessed grace
In your tears, I know you cry, but only think of roses swirling at my feet my life upon the stars All about is light and joy a glow within my heart In your tears, so ...
0 Comments, 7 Views,
2 Votes
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N 2 DEEP 12/1/2008
Fuck it all ‒ just fuck it all.
I have had a wonderful time with you but I can't deal
with it anymore.
I am in too deep. I like what you have conveyed too incredibly
much.
You display so much that I like and to think that you are off
limits but available for encounters only is a bit much for
me to handle.
Thanks so much for the opportunities and the ...
2 Comments, 71 Views,
5 Votes
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Way to cold alone 11/30/2008
Woman and men need to more cuttleing in the winter. It will
lead to a long sex drive in both.
1 Comments, 27 Views,
0 Votes
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The art off making love 11/30/2008
This is a piece of life that I will always enjoy!!!!!
0 Comments, 26 Views,
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Men and their Socks 11/30/2008
[/COLOR He walks in
the door, strips his clothes and leaves his socks on. You
meet him at a motel, he is laying on the bed naked, except
his socks. You go to his house and he is walking around buck-ass
naked, with his socks on. Why do you guys leave your socks
on even for sex? Is it a man thing? I want to feel skin on skin ...
4 Comments, 56 Views,
4 Votes
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Perfect body massage 11/30/2008
The world needs more of the perfect full body massages.
No more war just alot of greta sex!!!!!
0 Comments, 27 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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Joy of SEX 11/29/2008
It has to be one of the most fulfilling things in the world
1 Comments, 21 Views,
1 Votes
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Life 11/29/2008
I would love to have all the answers to this subject!
1 Comments, 10 Views,
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Breast Enlargements Using Hypnosis! 11/29/2008
I have had several questions about breast enlargements
using hypnosis. I have done a few and all were successful,
tho the degree varies and usually it takes 4-6 visits a week
apart for full effect (pun intended!). I did one young lady
and she had an immediate full cup size increase! How do I
know? She had just brought new bras that morning with her
firend and had to return them all the next ...
0 Comments, 17 Views,
4 Votes
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How I eat pussy 11/29/2008
Let me share how I eat pussy, but I cannot write the definitive
"''how to eat pussy like a champ by following
these simple steps."
The only general guideline I offer is that there is no right
or wrong way to eat pussy. It is my experience that each woman
is very different in her preferences and anatomy, and the
effort you put into oral sex for your lady is really the time
and ...
8 Comments, 201 Views,
17 Votes
,5.25 Score
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Black, male, and dating 11/28/2008
I am black, 40 years old, and single. I not a criminal, don't
use or dispense drugs, and don't wear my hair in braids.
My pants fit properly on my ass. I have a career, car, and
home. I know that I am handsome and with an above average
intelligence. I have never been married, but have had some
great relationships.
I have been living single for the last 14 months. In that
time I have ...
2 Comments, 123 Views,
5 Votes
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My cock would like to talk. 11/28/2008
My name is Dick and I'm a penis, but I prefer to be called
a cock. There are hundreds of other words for me, and please
feel free to use any of them, anything but penis. Whoever
dreamed up that word must have been a wimp. I'm a tough,
cocky little guy, so the word "cock" suits me
perfectly.
My boss's name is Larry and he is married to Laura. I
like Boss just fine, even though he has ...
4 Comments, 86 Views,
10 Votes
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Tired of Turkey 11/28/2008
Let me share how I eat pussy, but I cannot write the definitive
"''how to eat pussy like a champ by following
these simple steps."
The only general guideline I offer is that there is no right
or wrong way to eat pussy. It is my experience that each woman
is very different in her preferences and anatomy, and the
effort you put into oral sex for your lady is really the time
and diligence ...
0 Comments, 25 Views,
4 Votes
,4.41 Score
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how to flirt physically 11/28/2008
Lower your expectations. Flirting is fun, but only if you
don't take it too seriously. Most of the time, you'll
just flirt with someone for a short time and then maybe never
talk to them again. If you always go in to flirting expecting
to date or even marry the person you're flirting with,
you're going to be very disappointed--and you'll
probably seem a little desperate. Remember, you're
just ...
0 Comments, 49 Views,
3 Votes
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how to flirt 11/28/2008
Lower your expectations. Flirting is fun, but only if you
don't take it too seriously. Most of the time, you'll
just flirt with someone for a short time and then maybe never
talk to them again. If you always go in to flirting expecting
to date or even marry the person you're flirting with,
you're going to be very disappointed--and you'll
probably seem a little desperate. Remember, you're
just ...
0 Comments, 10 Views,
0 Votes
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how to seduce a young adult 11/28/2008
Find the right partner. There are no easy ways to distinguish
between likely and unlikely prospects (see "Tips"
below), so avoid making assumptions based on first impressions.
Seemingly inaccessible 18-to-21-year olds are often
very interested in exploring an older partner, because
their experiences with younger partners has been unsatisfying.
Likewise, seemingly aroused and flirtatious teens ...
0 Comments, 21 Views,
0 Votes
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how to seduce a woman 11/28/2008
Manage your image. Before you can seduce a girl, you must
have a good, positive image. Make friends and be charming
with every one you come in contact with. Never hesitate
to tell one person what you admire about another, as it will
eventually reach that person and appear undoubtedly genuine.
Never argue (arguing is anti-seduction). No girl can resist
a guy whom everyone likes. Manage your ...
0 Comments, 40 Views,
3 Votes
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