If you are reading this, you’re a very lucky per. I am an immaculate speen of a man with rippling muscles and a very strong jawline. I have been compared numerous times to Ja Statham, both in musculature and in dancing abilities, once even by Ja Statham’s cousin, Adelbert who is a good friend BTW. If you expect to receive a reply from a man such as me, I expect several full body pictures of you and ideally a recent video of which must be in WMV format as the computer at the public library will not play Quicktimes.

My Ideal Person I'm open to meeting women, couples (MW/MM/WW). You must be completely disease free although I have found that my immune system is far too strong for most diseases. I will further need a ride to and from our trysts as my van is presently in an incapacitated state after an unfortunate episode with a high curb at the Arby’s drive thru.

Cross-Dressers can save their time by NOT emailing as I will NOT reply.

Thanks for reading my profile!

AristoCAT