I am just me, and I don't take this website or anything here seriously. I am discrete and spiritual and laughter is healing. I do sense from reading that so many have become jaded here. So I have a sense of humor, and sex and dating is a great laugh. I have ADHD but I usually can make love without surfing the net, unless its a really interesting pop-up. This is my attempt at humor. I do not contact anyone unless I sense a higher level connection.

My Ideal Person Homo sapien, preferably the latter lines ( not too hairly please and I am not into the brow-bridge ) . Bathed is a plus, Eating with fingers is ok, but don't byte my fingers while feeding. I really not into BBW (i am not sure what that means, i know is has something to do with the better business bureau) . English is good, but people talk too much in general. I don't make much noise during love, but i like women who knows how to make the sweetest, nice, sensual moan during love making. (moaning is fine but out right complaints must written and put into the box the next day). Someone with a sense of Humor is a must

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
This is all so funny to me. I prefer to discuss things one
on one over dinner. How about being torn apart by hungry
squirrels?

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage, I clicked everything, to increase my chances

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each, Heartbeat and some teeth are nice

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I have had sex with celebrities, but a gentleman does not
tell. I think the part they play in the movie is as important
as how they look. Film freezes time. <br><br>
Daliah Lavi in Lord Jim (she was so helpful and great voice
and sexy spiritualism) <br><br>
) Maggie Q in Balls of Furry (something about her legs, she
is only about 10 sandwiches from perfection) <br><br>
Sharon Stone in The quick and the dead (she knows how to handle
a gun too) <br><br>
Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality (something about
a women not being able to walk in high heels) <br><br>
Bugs Bunny when he plays a girl bunny. I am straight but it's
so cute.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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